Does Barb talk to anyone?

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Tubular Monkey said:
Bob is confirmed as being gay. I've read accounts that say that Bob could reassemble a rifle in 20 seconds, if you know what I mean.
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he was an avid jazz fan who liked to swing on his swing and putter in his flowers and private shed. he would often spend a grand amount of time with his korean boy. he hadn't touched barb since chris was conceived. they slept in separate rooms. it all adds up.
 
CatParty said:
he was an avid jazz fan who liked to swing on his swing and putter in his flowers and private shed. he would often spend a grand amount of time with his korean boy. he hadn't touched barb since chris was conceived. they slept in separate rooms. it all adds up.
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What straight man could be married to that hot piece of ass and not wanna tap it all night every night? Clearly he was as queer as a daffodil.

And that swing means he's autistic too. And he wanted to paint the White House black so he's pretty much confirmed for homosexual slow-in-da-mind KKK grandwizard pedo at this point. :ween:
 
Two things are definitely genetic: Being gay and autism. Because autistics are all gay.
 
Before her son burnt her house down, I always imagined that Barb would talk/sing songs to her pets and the bugs infesting her house, similar to Snow White and the forest animals that helped her clean her house. If only the bugs showed the same initiative/work ethic as Snow White's woodland friends..
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Two things are definitely genetic: Being gay and autism. Because autistics are all gay.
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This reminds me of a scene from Strangers With Candy:

Jerri: Mr. Noblet wants me to snitch on a friend.
Jellineck: Snitching doesn’t seem like you, Jerri.
Jerri: Oh, it’s not what you think. It’s not like snitching on a real person. She's--
Jellineck: Gay?
Jerri: Retarded.
Jellineck: Yes, most of them are.
Jerri: Most who are what?
Jellineck: Most gay people are retarded.
Jerri: Does that mean Kimberly Timbers is gay?
Jellineck: I don’t know. Hey! Make a pass at her and find out. She'd have to be retarded to turn you down.
 
CatParty said:
he was an avid jazz fan who liked to swing on his swing and putter in his flowers and private shed. he would often spend a grand amount of time with his korean boy. he hadn't touched barb since chris was conceived. they slept in separate rooms. it all adds up.
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Don't forget the plastic funnel he invented in order for homos to shove up their asses.
 
FifthColumn said:
Before her son burnt her house down, I always imagined that Barb would talk/sing songs to her pets and the bugs infesting her house, similar to Snow White and the forest animals that helped her clean her house. If only the bugs showed the same initiative/work ethic as Snow White's woodland friends..
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How would that of helped? Barb and Chris would still be living there.
 
CatParty said:
he was an avid jazz fan who liked to swing on his swing and putter in his flowers and private shed. he would often spend a grand amount of time with his korean boy. he hadn't touched barb since chris was conceived. they slept in separate rooms. it all adds up.
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Bob is as homogay as springtime in a Disney film.

In B4 Chris melts down into incoherent, frothing rage on Facebook.
 
Satan said:
What straight man could be married to that hot piece of ass and not wanna tap it all night every night? Clearly he was as queer as a daffodil.

And that swing means he's autistic too. And he wanted to paint the White House black so he's pretty much confirmed for homosexual slow-in-da-mind KKK grandwizard pedo at this point. :ween:
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So what you're saying is that being married to absorb turned bob gay. Makes sense.
 
Well that's OK, because Barb is the only person on earth that Chris believes unequivocally.

"Chrishun, you had wings when you was born, but we cut em off cause the neighbors were jealous."

"Mmm yeah. :) "

"Remember flyin' around the house?"

"Yeah. I would fly all around da house."
 
Tubular Monkey said:
Well that's OK, because Barb is the only person on earth that Chris believes unequivocally.

"Chrishun, you had wings when you was born, but we cut em off cause the neighbors were jealous."

"Mmm yeah. :) "

"Remember flyin' around the house?"

"Yeah. I would fly all around da house."
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More like they fell off because the evil, abusive babysitter made him autistic and mute.
 
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