Does Chris build advanced LEGO sets?

[homerbeoulve]

Asking Chris to build a very advanced LEGO structures is like asking DSP to execute a death combo in Tekken using Lili. It's not going to happened.

 

[asperhes]

Chris would never build the Sydney Opera House because he doesn't know where Australia is.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Chris would never build the Sydney Opera House because he doesn't know where Australia is.

Damn, that's a good point. I remember Bob stating that Chris had a hard time "understanding Australia," like there's something more to understand than a continent in the Southern Hemisphere.

I wonder what Chris would think about the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

 

[SlowInTheMinds]

Chris has obviously worked with sets that create specific objects (City appears to have been his favorite to create CWCville prior to Lego Friends), but he seems to prefer random buckets. Random buckets pretty much are for when you want to be creative! but don't care if it looks good or not.

Ah Duplo, literally Legos for babies (or close enough). While I suppose you can give them to kids (and adults) to retarded to be trusted with proper Legos, I guarantee any normal kid 5 and older caught with Duplo is likely to get their ass kicked.

I still used Duplo when I was 7...

but then again, i was playing with a 3yo and for safety reasons... well..
I also discovered duplo and lego are compatible.

 

[Coffee Overdose]

Confession time. I still play with legos and lego architecture. I have a huge hard-on for this stuff and I go crazy over it.

Someone gave me the lego Taj Mahal a few years ago.

I still haven't finished it x__x

 

[MysticMisty]

Confession time. I still play with legos and lego architecture. I have a huge hard-on for this stuff and I go crazy over it.

Someone gave me the lego Taj Mahal a few years ago.

I still haven't finished it x__x

If you're willing to attempt one of the Architecture sets, you're leagues beyond Chris' level. I've said this before, and I'll say it again: Chris' Lego maturity is roughly that of a 5 or 6 year old. He doesn't care what the random stuff he makes looks like because in his mind, it's perfect. It doesn't bother him the colors and pieces don't match or properly work well together because he made it and mommy and daddy loved it. Sure he's actually put together some sets, but he doesn't seem to care about them like he does his own creations: they're just there to fill in CWCville.

 

[Zim]

Duplo is like the jumbo crayons of Lego blocks. Chris puts a Duplo level of effort into his life. So using math and science and dividing by autism we clearly can come to the conclusion that he uses legos to the extent that little kids use Duplo blocks. So nothing fancy.

 

[CatParty]

none of his lego buildings have been coherent stand alone things. they have all been cobbled together from other sets to make his dream worlds like some plastic hoard.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Chris would never build the Sydney Opera House because he doesn't know where Australia is.

Damn, that's a good point. I remember Bob stating that Chris had a hard time "understanding Australia," like there's something more to understand than a continent in the Southern Hemisphere.

I wonder what Chris would think about the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Mmm...pizza...cheesy goodness in da crust..." *drool*

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wonder what Chris would think about the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Leaning Tower of Pisa; pizza is enjoyed by a man in Delaware; Little Caesars serves pizza; Zeus worshipped in ancient Rome; thunder and lightning thrown by Zeus; tornadoes; Wizard of Oz starring Judy Garland; gay men enjoy this movie.

 

[Pikonic]

I wonder what Chris would think about the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Leaning Tower of Pisa; pizza is enjoyed by a man in Delaware; Little Caesars serves pizza; Zeus worshipped in ancient Rome; thunder and lightning thrown by Zeus; tornadoes; Wizard of Oz starring Judy Garland; gay men enjoy this movie.

Ahem, Jupiter was worshipped by the Romans, RoJERKS as Chris would put it. Apologies for OT
Chris would be bad enough to make the STRAIGHT Tower of Pisa. Also Chris couldn't make a advance Lego model even of the depended on it. Also these sets are EXPENSIVE!

 

[Fishkill]

Chris would never build the Sydney Opera House because he doesn't know where Australia is.

Damn, that's a good point. I remember Bob stating that Chris had a hard time "understanding Australia," like there's something more to understand than a continent in the Southern Hemisphere.

Here's something more Americuhn

 

[CatParty]

looks advanced to me

 

[Fishkill]

looks advanced to me

How old was he in this?

 

[CatParty]

21?

 

[A-№1]

Take a look at this example of lego CWCville. See those gaps between the multicolored bricks in that wall?

Even with basic bricks stacked haphazard with no pattern or reason Chris can't be arsed to connect them together completely properly.

Chris fails it with just the basic lego brick. So advanced sets? No. No. Not even. No.

Spoiler

 

[KatsuKitty]

looks advanced to me

How old was he in this?

His house doesn't have bricks, so I'll assume this is from the apartment he lived in when he went to Manchester High School. This places him between 15-18.

 

[Smutley]

looks advanced to me

Oh. My. God.

Look at his fun and flirty face. The sassy swish of his hand. The crossed legs. The lego tiara and purse.

This was the first recorded evidence of Chris being gay. This shows him as the TRUE and HONEST homosexual he should accept himself as being!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Take a look at this example of lego CWCville. See those gaps between the multicolored bricks in that wall?

Chris fails it with just the basic lego brick. So advanced sets? No. No. Not even. No.

I used to be like that too. But then again, I was like what, 10, 11?

Nowadays I'd be scoffing at what I used to do. And marvel at what the professionals can achieve.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I never understood these modern Lego sets. I always thought kids liked Legos because with a bunch of tiny identical pieces you could build whatever you imagined (in theory), which I assume is why they like Minecraft so much. But when they're custom-made to replicate a famous building or scenario then there's no creativity involved any more, it's just a kid putting specific pieces together in a specific order. What's fun about that?

Inb4 community lego joke is posted.

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This is appropriate for every Lego thread on here. It really is.