Does Chris really think we are jealous of him?

[CatParty]

Knowing Chris, he probably thinks he can sell his toys for the same price he bought them just because that's the price he bought them at.

I think you're right. In one of his e-mails to Jackie, he couldn't really believe that the asking costs of opened Megazord toys was far, far less than what he had paid.

Don't forget that Chris tried to sell a 15 year old tube TV for $150.

$250.


NO HAGGLE!

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

$250.


NO HAGGLE!

Or better offer. You gotta love that. Like somebody's going to yell, "Only $250? I'll of course give him $300 for it!"

 

[CatParty]

$250.


NO HAGGLE!

Or better offer. You gotta love that. Like somebody's going to yell, "Only $250? I'll of course give him $300 for it!"

" It is quite the classic optimal television to watch sporting events, movies, television shows and more on. This type of television defined SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, as well as Thanksgiving Football Watching! Excellent Satisfaction Guaranteed."


"Classic optimal television"? "Excellent satisfaction"?

He somehow managed to shoehorn a bunch of Engrish in his Craigslist ad.

 

[random_pickle]

Jealous? Of course we're jealous of him! After all, how could we not envy his godly creativity?

 

[homerbeoulve]

Jealous? Of course we're jealous of him! After all, how could we not envy his godly creativity?

All hail Sonichu!

 

[pickleniggo]

Well, maybe one day - after CWC passes away and they make books and movies about his life - the toys will be worth a small fortune amongst Christorians. It's CWC memorabilia after all.

Kind of like the original Winnie-the-Pooh stuffed toys, except greasier.

...with the pervasive odor of rotten watermelons and axe.

 

[Saney]

Well, maybe one day - after CWC passes away and they make books and movies about his life - the toys will be worth a small fortune amongst Christorians. It's CWC memorabilia after all.

Kind of like the original Winnie-the-Pooh stuffed toys, except greasier.

...with the pervasive odor of rotten watermelons and axe.

And just touching the stuff is probably enough to give you some kind of horrible skin disease.

 

[The Joker]

Kind of like the original Winnie-the-Pooh stuffed toys, except greasier.

...with the pervasive odor of rotten watermelons and axe.

And just touching the stuff is probably enough to give you some kind of horrible skin disease.

You'll end up covered in the mold that lies within the Chandler house.

 

[Saney]

You'll end up covered in the mold that lies within the Chandler house.

Who else wants to bet that the mood at Branchland Court has evolved into some kind of super cordyceps that can take over humans? Chris and Barb are immune because of constant exposure to it.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

$250.


NO HAGGLE!

Or better offer. You gotta love that. Like somebody's going to yell, "Only $250? I'll of course give him $300 for it!"

It's like when Homer Simpson was trying to get rid of the greyhound puppies and he had the sign that said "free or best offer".

Of course Chris wants more money for his crap. So he decides that reality should give it to him.

 

[calicojack]

You'll end up covered in the mold that lies within the Chandler house.

Who else wants to bet that the mood at Branchland Court has evolved into some kind of super cordyceps that can take over humans? Chris and Barb are immune because of constant exposure to it.

I wouldn't be surprised if asbestos ever grew on the ceilings.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

$250.


NO HAGGLE!

Or better offer. You gotta love that. Like somebody's going to yell, "Only $250? I'll of course give him $300 for it!"

It's like when Homer Simpson was trying to get rid of the greyhound puppies and he had the sign that said "free or best offer".

Of course Chris wants more money for his crap. So he decides that reality should give it to him.

That's true. Chris has all but stated that he should be recompensed for being trolled, but the problem is is that he's never set a monetary limit on those supposed transgressions. In his mind, he should have boyfriend-free girls throwing their bodies and everybody else throwing their money at him out of awe and pity for him being inconvenienced, every day until he dies.

If Chris read the Bible more, I wonder if he would try to compare himself to Job . . .

Scratch that. I know he would.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

^Chris has directly compared himself to Jesus several times. I'm not a Christian, but even I know that's pretty damn arrogant.

On whether Chis thinks we a jealous of him, I'd chalk that up to classic projection. Chris more then likely seethes with envy all day everyday over what other people have. As he considers himself far superior to everyone else, he thinks it a terrible crime for someone to have something he does not. A crime worthy of death or life-ruining, as demonstrated by his threats to Adam Stackhouse, hatred of men with girlfriends, and admitting to cursing over fifty men for having girlfriends. That his curses don't work isn't the point. The point is he believed he could ruin people's lives with his magic, and didn't hesitate to do so for them daring to have a girlfriend when he does not.

 

[Saney]

You'll end up covered in the mold that lies within the Chandler house.

Who else wants to bet that the mood at Branchland Court has evolved into some kind of super cordyceps that can take over humans? Chris and Barb are immune because of constant exposure to it.

I wouldn't be surprised if asbestos ever grew on the ceilings.

That too.

 

[renomakicwc]

To be honest, I kinda wish I had his massive videogame collection. When I look at guys like AVGN and see their massive "Game room" with shelves stocked with all sorts of games from the Nes days all the way to today's games, it is hard not to sigh and wish that I had a huge collection of games like that..

Chris is lucky to have such a fine collection, but unlike AVGN, he doesn't really take care of it very well, let alone even touch most of it. What a waste...

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

To be honest, I kinda wish I had his massive videogame collection. When I look at guys like AVGN and see their massive "Game room" with shelves stocked with all sorts of games from the Nes days all the way to today's games, it is hard not to sigh and wish that I had a huge collection of games like that..

Chris is lucky to have such a fine collection, but unlike AVGN, he doesn't really take care of it very well, let alone even touch most of it. What a waste...

Lots of guys wish that they had mancaves. That's pretty much normal. Keep in mind, though, that most of Chris's video game collection are kid-friendly platformers or franchise tie-ins. Now, Chris undoubtedly has some pretty neat games (Little Big Planet, Symphony of the Night, several of the Zelda titles) but games that have been actively pushing the limits of game hardware or redefining games as art are noticeably absent (with the exception of Braid, which Chris probably picked up because it's about a creepy frustrated virgin on a sweetheart search.)

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

I was jealous of his game collection until I enrolled in college, had a job, internship, and friends to hang out with; something he'll never have to improve himself.

 

[homerbeoulve]

To be honest, I kinda wish I had his massive videogame collection. When I look at guys like AVGN and see their massive "Game room" with shelves stocked with all sorts of games from the Nes days all the way to today's games, it is hard not to sigh and wish that I had a huge collection of games like that..

Chris is lucky to have such a fine collection, but unlike AVGN, he doesn't really take care of it very well, let alone even touch most of it. What a waste...

If only he have a great taste in video games, I would love to have his "man cave". But hey, his console collections are awesome, I've got to admit.