Does Thomas actually know any Native Americans?

[Santa Fe Swag]

Does Thomas know any Native Americans?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

No, that's already been established.

 

[Easy Peasy]

But tom is a Cherokee pwincezz guise

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Eh, he "knows" a native dude through Facebook. Guy goes by 'Nighthawk' iirc, and claims to be a prince or something similar. So, technically he does, but I'm pretty confident they're just straight-out trying to grift him.

 

[A Gay Retard]

He probably knows one or two through his gravel trading. They've likely scammed him, not because they're native, but because he's Tom.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Eh, he lives in Arizona and they're thick on the ground out there; compared to everywhere else, anyway. I'd imagine they fall into three categories: honest ones who don't know his past so they put up with him, honest ones who DO know his past so they avoid him; and dishonest ones who don't care about his past and only want to scam him.

edit: grammar correction

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

He probably knows some. Not that any of them like him or hang out with him or anything. At most, they’re just conning him out of money.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Thomas knowing Native Americans and Thomas being friends with Native Americans are 2 different things

 

[Toolbox]

Eh, he "knows" a native dude through Facebook. Guy goes by 'Nighthawk' iirc, and claims to be a prince or something similar. So, technically he does, but I'm pretty confident they're just straight-out trying to grift him.

Either Tommie is making it up, or it's some white guy trying to scam him and probably will do so successfully.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

I've never known any native americans in the biblical sense. My business partner is half Yaqui half Spanish. The sister I help in Virginia is Cree. I interact with numerous natives at facebook. funny thing is, this is the only place people claiming to be native get up in my shit.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

My business partner is half Yaqui half Spanish

Translation: My "business partner" is 100% some random Mexican guy.

The sister I help in Virginia is Cree

Translation: The trash welfare queen I sometimes give useless advice to online who lives in Virginia pretends to be Cree.

I interact with numerous natives at facebook

Translation: I larp with numerous other clowns who pretend to be native on facebook.

funny thing is, this is the only place people claiming to be native get up in my shit

I don't see anything coincidental about that, it's not like anyone anywhere else would care enough about a personality-bereft useless resource sink like you to have any desire to get up in your shit, whatever that's supposed to mean. The absurdist value of you and your life ("life") trumps any other value you have, many fold.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I've never known any native americans in the biblical sense. My business partner is half Yaqui half Spanish. The sister I help in Virginia is Cree. I interact with numerous natives at facebook. funny thing is, this is the only place people claiming to be native get up in my shit.

@RadioactiveMonkeyMan I see that Thomas doesn't know where you'd find Cree families.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

@RadioactiveMonkeyMan I see that Thomas doesn't know where you'd find Cree families.

Spoiler: It's funny too, I distinctly remember Tom saying I'm the first Cree person he's interacted with and that it makes him sad.

*correction, I suppose he did say "Cree speaker". Point still stands all the same, that he's full of shit.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I've never known any native americans in the biblical sense.

So Sabrina wasn't native?

My business partner is half Yaqui half Spanish.

You don't own a business. You don't have a business partner. You beg for money on the corner and sometimes you sell rocks on the side of the highway. You don't run an international mining and gem distribution conglomerate. You live off welfare. You eat out of the trash. You're telling jokes again.

The sister I help in Virginia is Cree.

What fake Indian "sister" do I know that Tom would be helping? I can think of one but "she's" in jail for raping "her" mother right now.

I interact with numerous natives at facebook.

Posting Facebook meme inspirational quotes from Native American leaders is not interacting with natives.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

The sister I help in Virginia is Cree.

>Virginia
>Cree

Good one, Tommy!

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

What fake Indian "sister" do I know that Tom would be helping? I can think of one but "she's" in jail for raping "her" mother right now

This one I assume. Another of his urban development plans that went nowhere.

Also, since no-one's really explained it, Cree don't really go that far south into the US. Montana is about as far south as you'll find us and as such, that's where the highest concentration of Cree people are in the US. There's a big Oji-Cree reserve there.

 

[Kenya Jones]

I've never known any native americans in the biblical sense.

I don't speak Tommie, can someone tell me what he means by this?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I don't speak Tommie, can someone tell me what he means by this?

He's never given an injun a blowie, but he wants to. I'm feeling a very strong sense of dread at the moment.

Totally unrelated I assume...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I've never known any native americans in the biblical sense.

No one suggested that you did.

I interact with numerous natives at facebook.

Leaving a like on a meme is not “interacting.”

funny thing is, this is the only place people claiming to be native get up in my shit.

Because here, people aren’t obliged by social niceties to be polite. Plus we know about your uncontrollable dog-lust and history of wanking over kids on Instagram.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Translation: My "business partner" is 100% some random Mexican guy.

Translation: The trash welfare queen I sometimes give useless advice to online who lives in Virginia pretends to be Cree.

Translation: I larp with numerous other clowns who pretend to be native on facebook.

I don't see anything coincidental about that, it's not like anyone anywhere else would care enough about a personality-bereft useless resource sink like you to have any desire to get up in your shit, whatever that's supposed to mean. The absurdist value of you and your life ("life") trumps any other value you have, many fold.

He's never given an injun a blowie, but he wants to. I'm feeling a very strong sense of dread at the moment.

Totally unrelated I assume...

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