Dox yourself in the vaguest way possible

[GethN7]

I'm human.

 

[The Crow]

I'm female, irl.

 

[Shayden]

I like breathing.

 

[Agent Wet]

I live on this autistic planet called Earth.

 

[Miss Misery]

I am not actually the Ghost of Ol' Dirty Bastard.

 

[Zersetzung]

i'm big boss

 

[MCLOS Horthy]

I am.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I'm not on Mars.

 

[Internet Nuisance]

I am a nuisance on this thing called the worldwide web.

 

[TheSauceGod]

ground

 

[qt farmer :)]

I'm not a Kiwi but I am a Farmer.

 

[Autisimodo]

I think - Therefore I am.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

This is not a picture of me.

Edit: At least one person got the joke.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Look outside.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

I do not have a penis.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

My car's turn signal sticks sometimes.

 

[UnKillFill]

Do I actually live at https://www.google.com/maps/place/F...51b5b4dfadb90!8m2!3d34.0599518!4d-118.4893497 ?

Yes? For all that you know.

 

[Wendy Carter]

I have a dead sister and my potential uncle is a demon.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I post stupid shit on Kiwi Farms

 

[Teri-Teri]

I live in the alternate universe, where anime exist.