Dox yourself in the vaguest way possible

[SigSauer]

I have a penis.

 

[Bonedome]

^ Having a penis is a little too specific, what if I pull down some dude's drawers and there isn't one? I've eliminated one suspect.

I can speak English.

 

[JM 590]

I was on Facebook at one point, so you might have seen my face in an advertisement that I had no say in, and wouldn't endorse in a million years

 

[madethistocomment]

I live somewhere in the Americas.

 

[Recoil]

Visiting the Netherlands feels like coming home.

 

[FA 855]

I live on a landmass composed of topsoil, rock, bedrock, mantle, outer core, inner core.

 

[Very Clever Nickname]

I have a very clever name and am not a person pretending to be Pikachu.

 

[YayLasagna]

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

Well you're clearly a sock account then

 

[Reynard]

I come from one of the many dead rust belt cities.

 

[Chocolate Guy]

Well you're clearly a sock account then

No it's just you're Pinhead Larry.

 

[MeatRokket08]

No it's just you're Pinhead Larry.

Who you callin' Pinhead?

 

[Wendy Carter]

I'm Dirty Dan

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

Which one of you fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan?!

 

[YayLasagna]

Which one of you fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan?!

Me

 

[Wendy Carter]

Me

 

[YayLasagna]

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[Chocolate Guy]

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

There are two pictures of me on the internet and I’m T-posing in both of them.

 

[Gutpuke]

I currently reside on Earth.

 

[dreadfuldollop]

I am average height.

 

[UnKillFill]

I may or may not in fact be a human being residing somewhere in the vicinity of the Milky Way Galaxy.