Dox yourself in the vaguest way possible

[PsychoNerd054]

I live in a special place known as the Milky Way.

 

[Soyless_Skeleton]

I'm not really a skeleton

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

I live in a big white house in a city full of black people.

 

[Inky 2.0]

My bedroom window faces east

 

[エリス]

I'm me

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

I am within arms reach of two knives, and I've gotta' tell ya', it's pretty terrific.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I have arms and legs.

 

[Cosmug]

I speak English fluently and have about 206 bones that I keep on the inside of my body.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I had a black girlfriend once.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

I'm the guy that chick keeps writing songs about.

 

[latter day taint]

You remember that one movie about those superheroes and that one guy in it who is super hot?

I am the person who can never remember his name.

 

[UN 474]

I inhabit a class H planet.

 

[JM 590]

 

[Pina Colada]

I'm a vice president dominatrix.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

I'm here. Sometimes I'm there too. And there as well.

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

I live on a street that's connected to another street that's connected to a highway.

 

[tasty humane burger]

I own a dog

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Gotta mole on my pecker. Kinda gives my TWELVE INCH BLACK COCK the look of a true trouser snake from that side.
None of my 6 gorillion thot bangs has ever even brought it up so protip to all you incels with mushroom-wangs and undescended testicles;

 

[Shiversblood]

I live in the USA.

 

[PL 001]

I drive a car of some sort and may be headed to... that place...ya know, the place that sells good chili. I also may be hatless