Dox yourself - like the dox your cats thread but with you

[KittyGremlin]

pls don't share elsewhere

 

[Kartoshki]

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

 

[SolidZone 26]

My name is Aaron Wing Li I live in Tucson, Arizona 943 N Via Zahara Del Sol Tucson, AZ 85748. I am currently Age 27. A gay Asian desprate for some kind of attention. Contact me at 520-296-1860 and we can talk about how much I hate niggers.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Wait, I WASN'T supposed to use my real name and current location?

 

[naught sock account 1]

my name is timothy james byrne..

 

[Gutpuke]

Hi. My name is Gutpuke and I'm an alcoholic.

 

[soft breathing]

I usually sit close to the back door in public transportation while wearing clothes. Say "hi" if you think you've found me. Our secret password will be "watermelons".

 

[Sage In All Fields]

I am the religious alter-ego of this guy

 

[Canoodler]

My real name is Art Vandelay. Not even joking.

 

[Jaimas]

Hey, you guys want to see my dick?

Spoiler: TOO HOT FOR KIWI FARMS

 

[OrionBalls]

Hi. My name is Gutpuke and I'm an alcoholic.

Hi, Gutpuke! Come get a Welcome Coin.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Typing with paws is hard so I hired a Filipino.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I am a ket named Terry outside of the internet.
Look at my fluffy coat.

 

[SashaSyomin]

World famous ussr gymnast who makes YouTube videos.
Channel 1 Channel 2 Channel 3 feel free to subscribe no faggots though

 

[Fooster]

Say "hi" if you think you've found me. Our secret password will be "watermelons".

Why didn't you say hi back even after I screamed watermelons like 8 times YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN I D I O T

 

[RussianParasite]

Why didn't you say hi back even after I screamed watermelons like 8 times YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN I D I O T

The password was changed to “grape drank.” Wow you must be so embarrassed.

 

[Kyururu-kun]

I'm over 21 and under 30, and I don't like Stark Trek.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

I look like Richard Ashcroft irl

 

[Job the Long-Suffering]

Ugh I'm super nervous... Anyway, here goes

 

[Sharklaser]

My address is 109 Kirribilli Avenue, New South Wales.