Dox yourself - like the dox your cats thread but with you

[Yamamura]

Ok, just take your shoes off first when you visit

 

[lurk_moar]

Both my first name and middle names belong to British Royal family members. My surname is a noun/verb in English but is an Americanized German-Czech surname of unknown etymology and is ironic AF.

I live in Murica but my ISP says Canadia.

I wear scrubs but not a nurse. I wear a lab coat but haven’t graduated from college yet.

My ethnicity is Hitler’s master race. Despite my ethnicity, I am brunette with hazel eyes.

My favorite book ever is about 108 homosexual, Chinese bandits

I plan on getting certified as an underwater tourist this December.

My university is in a town named after some random Roman soldier/ politician.

I was born on the highest single digit date during a waxing moon during the last zodiac sign, during the first year of the last decade of the last century of the past millennium.

Edit: The first three digits of my social security number are cheerleader cheer, followed by a milestone birthday, then the last four digits are angry Hitler rant.

My cellphone number is summed up as another angry Hitler rant.

My work phone number sounds like a jingle on the radio.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I live in a circus. Like the clown I am.

 

[Garbage Sandwich]

I live in Russia, my great-great-grandfather was a peasant and, from time to time, a small market trader.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

i live on shadow moses island

 

[Grub]

I'm from a giant underground insect kingdom that used to be ruled by a dragon that fucked a tree or some shit then got taken over by an evil moth that fed on dreams or some bullshit. I was trapped in a jar for a while. But now I'm free.

 

[Brazen Wanker]

My name is Luka, I live on the second floor. I live upstairs from you, and yes I think you've seen me before.

 

[The Magnificence]

 

[BingBong]

Spoiler: me irl

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

With your mom.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

My name is Paul Enok ibumu
I live in Moralton, Statesoda, USA
777 Holy avenue specifically.
My boyfriend's name is Clay, he's a closeted bisexual (He's more into men though) and an alcoholic who hates his life, kids & wife.
I love him very much and I'm kinda the only person he loves.
I am a doppelganger of Saul Goodman

anyway here are some seperate pics of me, my bf and my house

Spoiler: Me

Spoiler: My bf (btw to clear some confusion, he is NOT my pfp that's a doppelganger of him)

Spoiler: My House (without the back door)

 

[c120]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt.

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

You likely see my crop top and think, "she must shop at Macy's (151 W 34th St, New York, NY 10001, United States) to wear such a high quality garment with the carefree dexterity of a master seamstress." Well, at the risk of revealing any more, I'll only smile and say nothing.

 

[Wraith]

I was at the old PVCC. Some of them knew who I was there without me disclosing it, and some people likely do here. My name is Samualwraithenstein, Hydenlightningmage.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

I'm a lisping Canadian hick out deep in the boonies who has a vaguely Hebrew name and uses American servers on my VPN. I'm also Superman's best pal!

 

[He's Ronald McDonald]

I am a bear who looks like Ronald McDonald

 

[Banquet Meal]

i am a depressed middle aged housewife with a shit tier marriage and very unfortunate circumstances that i post endlessly about on facebook, much to the chagrin to the few people left on my friends list. i also like antiques, bad weather, sewing, and prank calling people.

 

[Lucky Jim]

I live in one of those weird buildings in Goldenrod City in the Pokemon games that have no door (in spite of being walled in the house I get sustenance and money)

 

[Lucky Jim]

I'm a lisping Canadian hick out deep in the boonies who has a vaguely Hebrew name and uses American servers on my VPN. I'm also Superman's best pal!

Olsen is either Olsenstein, or Olsenowski, or Olsenowitz

 

[TV's Adam West]

You know that guy you see, when you stop off at the convenience store in that little town on the way to Grandma's house? Sort of shifty looking fella who buys a packet of smokes, a couple-a lotto tickets and a "Tall Boy" at 10 AM in the morning? The kind of guy you wait to come out before you and your family go in? Well... that's me. My name is Earl. And if you took the time to really get to know me, find out what kind of person I really am instead of just stereotyping me, because of the way I look... well, you'd be wasting your time. 'Cause I'm exactly who you think I am. Hell, I'll pretty much steal anything that's not nailed down.