@DrFanta
Hi my name is
Kirby,
From what many of the well informed people here including myself have already concluded, you are here to engage in 'weenery.' Overall I feel that your current attempt is an overall better trolling effort than the absolutely pitiful one a week ago by
@ViolentGiant but there are still some crucial issues with your current method of trolling that I will take some time to address.
The Good:
I'll start with what you did right. First off, I think you got the first half right but you sort of stranded yourself with the other half. Looking at this from a critical perspective I feel that you did a good job creating your basis that you completely support pedophilia and that you don't consider adults having sex with children actual pedophilia. These concepts that you are supporting are so absurd and idiotic that they are the perfect material to "rustle" people. Despite you being a complete idiot and social deviant for your beliefs, the fact that you attempt to radiate smugness, superior intelligence and higher authority in your beliefs are potentially excellent tools in honing your ability to "rustle" others. However, as I will go on to explain, I'd like to emphasize that key word 'potentially.'
The Bad:
When you made your profile picture a trollface and considered yourself some sort of special renegade rustling machine, the crucial fact that you failed to take into consideration was that
YOU DO ACTUALLY SUPPORT PEDOPHILIA. By being a pedophile, your trolling actions and words are no longer acts of trolling but are in reality your true and honest wanton expressions of your pedophilic desires. The simple fact is that you are saying it is okay for an adult to have sex with a child not because you are trying to "troll hard" or "rustle jimmies" but instead because you want to defend and condone acts of child exploitation. If a pedophile like you can be a troll for trying to defend your barbaric and idiotic beliefs, then
@Holden is the greatest troll of all time.
Moving on, many of my troll constituents may differ on this aspect, but I am personally a big fan of trollfaces and while your profile picture had the potential to be beneficial, I'll explain why that trollface profile picture ruined you. When you have the ability to make it publicly known that you are a troll and still garner a reaction from people, that typically can mean that the trolling is very good. However in your case, the fact that you are a troll and are still getting a reaction from people in this forum is due to the fact that you have failed to properly troll and as a result made yourself out to be a complete idiot, and like so many others before you, have ended up in the classic situation of the troll being trolled by the people he thought he would troll. What you're failing to understand is people aren't being "rustled" by you, but are instead being amused and insulted by your stupidity. Simply put, you're embarrassing yourself and while you may be getting the spotlight that you were hoping to get, you are not properly understanding the way that you are being seen in that light.
Overall, 2.45/10 - try harder you fucking pedo
been everything you hoped for? I'm legitimately curious what your goal for all of this was, and how well you feel you've achieved it. As far as I can see, you've gone from being thought of as an unfunny ween to being regarded as an unfunny ween/pedophile. If that was the goal, good job?
