Skitzocow Dr. Matthew Harris / Matthew C. Harris - love child of Terry A. Davis and Francis E. Dec, sick skitzophenic, really loves saying the n-word, /pol/fessor of UCLA

[Duke Nukem]

This guy is unbelievable even by our community's standards. I'm just glad he's off the street for now though.

He'll probably be back, dunno how much time they can give him for threatening to shoot up a college in a different state but he definitely needs to be away from other people for a little while.

 

[the fall of man]

Matthew is proof that pussy don't always change a dude for good. The latest COVID results show that the protective effects might only last 60 days or so.

Glow on you crazy fucker tho

 

[axfaxf]

I'm not sure how this guy can be a cow when he's going to be in jail for a very long time I'd imagine.

lol, it´s Commiefornia and he´s black.

What will most likely happen is that he'll get stabilized and the medication will help, but then once he's discharged back home, he'll either believe he doesn't need to take the medication anymore, or he'll simply forget, and end up right back to crazy town. Which will be funny to read more crazy ramblings, assuming he doesn't go completely off the deep end and wind up getting killed in a bum fight or thrown in jail for flashing some women in a nearby park.

If he gets stabilized and actually tries to stay that way, then don't expect anymore crazy writings. He'll likely become a depressed hermit and die alone in a hoarded up home because he's aware that his craziness completely tanked his career and reputation.

This.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Tfw your entire field gets accurately dragged by a dude in the middle of having a schizo meltdown.

Have another one:

28. As the lifeless vegetable puppet steven hawking once had a computer say for his muted corpse, 'There is no sense pretending philosophy is relevant in a world where physics already exists" there is no need to hire philosophers to get drunk with each other like in bars when entire sciences already study language, groups, physics, sex, history and politics. THERE ARE SCIENCES FOR THOSE TOPICS THERE IS NO NEED FOR A PHILOSOPHY OF GROUPS WHEN POLITICAL SCIENCE ALREADY GOT YOU COVERED. CUT THEIR FUNDING AND MUTE THE PHILOSOPHER FROM THE CONVERSATION

 

[Gender of peace]

A timeline of events based solely on the restraining order:

• September 2020: At UCLA, Matthew tries to reconnect with Kate Ritchie, who he met at Duke in 2013. He is already creepy as hell at this point. Their interaction caused her concern. He stalks her for months with disturbing calls and texts. Develops a sexual fixation.
• January 6 2021: Matthew emails his mother with the subject "Sandy Hook 2 Professor Shoots Everybody"
• January 21: Matthew emails his mother threatening to execute Kate Ritchie
• Late March 2021: Kate instructs Matthew to never contact her
• March 30 2021: Matthew is placed on leave due to his inappropriate contact with students (pornographic emails, predatory behavior, etc.)
• April 10 2021: Matthew shows up at his parents house, causing some alarm as he had not been seen in five years and is clearly in need of psychia care. Mom searches her email, discovers the threats against Kate
• April 10 2021: Matthew's emails are forwarded by this mother to Kate Ritchie where they are received as a credible threat
• May 12 2021: Matthew is released from a mental health facility and returns to LA. I don't know when he was admitted.
• May 13 2021: Restraining order filed

I will go through the A&N thread to see if I can add to this.

From https://kiwifarms.net/threads/forme...-in-one-day-and-an-800-page-manifesto.111838/

• Year 2 of Duke Ph.D. (timeframes unclear): Matthew is placed on academic probation. Source.
• Fall 2019: Upon earning a Ph.D. in Philosophy from Duke, Matthew begins a postdoctoral position at UCLA.
• EDIT: January 2021: Matthew invited a female student to a coffee shop that was closed and tried to lure this student to his apt. This is when the Title IX investigation began. Source
• March 2021: Matthew teaches a class on music and identity that was, by all accounts, a complete trashfire. He was not only hilariously bad at lecturing but also told students they would get automatic As. Someone reported the situation to administrators and Matthew lashes out by assigning all students a final grade of C+; one student has their transcript changed 43 times during this incident. Source. EDIT: Reddit AMA from a student who took this class here
• March 28 2021: Matthew emails porn to students along with screenshots of an obsessively organized folder system with folder names suggestive of child porn. EDIT fixed link: https://archive.md/TJsiV
• January 30 2022: Matthew posts a video titled “UCLA PHILOSOPHY (MASS SHOOTING)” featuring footage of the 2017 mass shooting at a Las Vegas along with references to the Columbine High School mass shooting. He would go on to post around 300 videos over the next 24 hours, most of which depict a rapid unraveling of his mental state
• January 31 2022: Matthew sends his 800 page schitzcow manifesto with “specific threats” to members of the university’s philosophy department. UCLA notified the FBI.
• February 1 2022: Shortly after midnight, UCLA cancels classes, goes remote (note that this is one day after in person classes resumed following cancellation due to omnicoof). Meanwhile, CU Boulder locks down part of their campus as the popo searches for a "wanted male". Matthew is arrested in Boulder Colorado near an elementary school.

I'll try to add to this as I can.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

His waifus include Android 18, princess Zelda and princess Elsa.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I would pay money for an audio version of this. I’m not fucking joking, I would kill for anyone doing a serious sounding audio reading of every single word.

Imagine a dramatic reading by Gilbert Godfried, Norm Macdonald, or Dave Chapelle

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

He thinks wipipo shit vanilla ice cream

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Imagine a dramatic reading by Gilbert Godfried, Norm Macdonald, or Dave Chapelle

I would pay a thousand fucking dollars for any of those. Before you judge me, know that those would provide me more entertainment than the next 3 years worth of blockbusters combined.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

"Nigger" no longer sounds like a real word.

Damn it's impressive how quickly the farm works to put something like this together. The Amish building a barn in a day does not have shit on us. I am here because Ruin inspired me:

I have a bit of a sore throat so I was only able to hammer out a couple samples today. My housemates are also about to be home for the evening and I don't want to have to explain what exactly I'm yelling all of this for. Hopefully I can start doing longer readings/chapters soon. P.S. Pls pretend all of the peaks and the scuffed quality is intentional to really emphasize the schizo vibes. It is definitely not laziness/incompetence on my part. No way.
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Edit: Inserted player for MP3s. Newfag mistake correction.

Doing it in the voice of fire and brimstone Deep South Baptist preacher is just the touch this dramatic reading needed.

 

[BelUwUga]

"Nigger" no longer sounds like a real word.

Doing it in the voice of fire and brimstone Deep South Baptist preacher is just the touch this dramatic reading needed.

I simply can't do ebonics, and trying to imitate his actual voice would just sound like a soyboy disaster. So I played his more ranty videos on a loop to really get in the headspace as I found what to sample. I asked myself "What does the voice in his head telling him to do this sound like?" I felt like it really captures the "feel" of his writing. Expect it to change as the art demands. I'm not going to commit to reading the whole thing but I intend to go until I lose interest (this is very interesting so far). I can promise at least a couple of chapters. If anyone has particularly milky highlights they think I should prioritize just let me know. I should be back at it tomorrow.

 

[General Tug Boat]

This man is the living incarnation of Terry David's temple OS random word generator. This entire manifesto is a gold mine of some of the most off the wall insanity that I have read in a long time. Though I can indeed see why he had to be detained, because he is 100 percent off the reservation with reality. He needs to get balanced out, because this guy indeed would be the cause of one of those tragic news stories. What is the deal with his race, like is he one of those self hating mollatos with an persecution complex?

 

[Vamp Soulja]

Smartest philosopher in AmeriKKKa

 

[Meiwaku]

From https://kiwifarms.net/threads/forme...-in-one-day-and-an-800-page-manifesto.111838/

• Year 2 of Duke Ph.D. (timeframes unclear): Matthew is placed on academic probation. Source.
• Fall 2019: Upon earning a Ph.D. in Philosophy from Duke, Matthew begins a postdoctoral position at UCLA.
• March 2021: Matthew teaches a class on music and identity that was, by all accounts, a complete trashfire. He was not only hilariously bad at lecturing but also told students they would get automatic As. Someone reported the situation to administrators and Matthew lashes out by assigning all students a final grade of C+; one student has their transcript changed 43 times during this incident. Source
• March 28 2021: Matthew emails porn to students along with screenshots of an obsessively organized folder system with folder names suggestive of child porn. Source. This led to being placed on leave as well as the Title IX investigation he bemoans in his manifesto. Source.
• January 30 2022: Matthew posts a video titled “UCLA PHILOSOPHY (MASS SHOOTING)” featuring footage of the 2017 mass shooting at a Las Vegas along with references to the Columbine High School mass shooting. He would go on to post around 300 videos over the next 24 hours, most of which depict a rapid unraveling of his mental state
• January 31 2022: Matthew sends his 800 page schitzcow manifesto with “specific threats” to members of the university’s philosophy department. UCLA notified the FBI.
• February 1 2022: Shortly after midnight, UCLA cancels classes, goes remote (note that this is one day after in person classes resumed following cancellation due to omnicoof). Meanwhile, CU Boulder locks down part of their campus as the popo searches for a "wanted male". Matthew is arrested in Boulder Colorado near an elementary school.

I'll try to add to this as I can.

FYI most Philosophy PhD's take 6 years instead of the traditional 4 years in Blood Cancer'd Amerikkka

 

[HumanHive]

At the risk of trying to make sense of the nonsensical, anyone want to try to take a crack at parsing some of his terms?
I theorizes he uses "nigger" to mean African Americans exclusively, while "Efrikans" refer to those still in Africa.
Although oddly enough this may be a Sonic crossover too. First result on Google:

Efrika

For the version of this location before the Super Genesis wave, see Efrika (Pre-Super Genesis Wave). Efrika is a location that appears in the Sonic the Hedgehog comic series and its spin-offs published by Archie Comics. It is a continent located on Sonic's World and the home to the Efrika Egg...

sonic.fandom.com

 

[Bloatlord]

Multiple times reading those excerpts I felt like he could have been a regular on /pol/. I also wonder how this guy feels about Tariq Nasneed, being another kang schizo.

 

[HumanHive]

Multiple times reading those excerpts I felt like he could have been a regular on /pol/. I also wonder how this guy feels about Tariq Nasneed, being another kang schizo.

What's funny is that reading through his rantings, he doesn't actually come across as all that crazy. Just hateful. I guess that says something about modern society.
And if you actually were serious about creating a black ethnostate in the US, this is exactly how you'd talk.

 

[Meiwaku]

He basically desensitizes you to the word "Nigger" to where it's not even offensive or shocking or whatever to read as you go on. It just becomes normal.

Maybe he's onto something. Just say it so much it becomes a normal word or un-word. Black people are no longer offended, it's no longer a personal attack, nor do edge lords want to say it all the time. Taboo = destroyed. Matthew Harris you solved it king.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Multiple times reading those excerpts I felt like he could have been a regular on /pol/. I also wonder how this guy feels about Tariq Nasneed, being another kang schizo.

I'd be pretty surprised if he didn't follow Nasneed or at least read him before. His whole 'NIGGER' and 'Efrikan' thing is basically a cruder schizo version of how Tariq will talk about 'Foundational Black Americans' and 'non-FBA blacks' (all African immigrants that have no ancestral connection to slavery). Both of them are pretty contemptuous toward the latter.

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

Re: is this guy threadworthy considering we won’t be hearing from him directly for some time.

YES.

There are multiple entire graduate courses devoted to other important texts like Paradise Lost, Finnegan’s Wake, some Thomas Pynchon shit etc etc.

Therefore, this 800+ page absolute marvel capturing the zeitgeist full of insanity and legitimately straight up some of the most specific, insightful observational humor I have ever read, deserves a thread. Much new content can be generated simply by someone picking a random page and sharing it. Every single page is gold. This text can be interrogated from every perspective and many new ones. As prose, as poetry; as oral history; as pop culture commentary obviously; race gender whatever lens; and of course as the foundational scripture of NIGGER. Entire academic industries could be built around it. This man *contributed to the field*. Which field? All of them.

And that’s even before the dramatic readings started.

BRB selecting some passages to record and then ask my husband if my voice sounds too recognizable and then I’ll fake an accent and try again.

Image tax - on White Guys and trying to own a rainbow (highlighting is in original):



Evocative shit beginning like poetry tbh, also clues to his sexual success trajectory: