Dr. Who

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The current iteration of Who is absolute trash and I haven't bothered so much as glancing at an episode in years but I will be willing to watch at least one (1) episode of Dr. Billie to see what it's like and how worthwhile it is. So I guess well played Rusty.
 
So... Is Billie Piper / Rose actually the 16th Doctor, or are we being 4D chess baited or some weird shit, or did she not even know what her entire purpose was/is going to be? Lmfao
The episode ended with just "Introducing Billie Piper". Every other introduction of a Doctor has always been "Introducing David Tennant as THE DOCTOR". So, this is going out of it's way to avoid listing her as The Doctor.
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This press release also indicates she might not be playing The Doctor, but instead a more central character to the story. If anything, because of all the reality shattering shit, maybe she IS The Doctor, just not OUR 16th Doctor. Because the writers are hacks, and I can see them doing that.
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I get it's nostalgia baiting hack shit, but the Doctor changing into looking like Rose could genuinely be interesting, the conflict it could create for the Doctor and even 14 as well, because obviously 14 and this iteration of Rose, or whoever it's supposed to be, will have to meet.

Also, I honestly didn't dislike Ncuti too much. I think if he wasn't tokenized as "look black AND gay!" and he was just given proper, good stories, he would've made an amazing Doctor. Instead, he was forced to be paraded around for inclusivity points. A shame.
Rani and Omega got completely wasted in terms of potential. Not surprised, though.

Jodie Whittaker coming back just made me laugh, but her little conversation with 15, as gay as it was, was kind of nice. I don't think Whittaker in retrospect ever made a good Doctor, even if she was given good stories. But, it felt like a better send off to both her 13th Doctor, and Ncuti's 15th.
 
And damn Billie looks like ass lol, I know its been 20 years but Wall meet Face.
Lets be skibidi here, she was not exactly a fuckin catch back in 2005 either. Say what you like about Martha but atleast you could rawdog her baboon ass without your lips getting caught between her molars

This press release also indicates she might not be playing The Doctor, but instead a more central character to the story. If anything, because of all the reality shattering shit, maybe she IS The Doctor, just not OUR 16th Doctor. Because the writers are hacks, and I can see them doing that.
My guess is that either...
a) they are waiting to see how badly this episode does in the ratings and whether the backlash is sustained loud enough for a couple months before deciding whether to declare it was all a genius plot twist and the real doctor is....i dont fucking know or care, or if they will keep her on as doctor for however long the show lasts from here​
b) they simply did not think to add "as the doctor" to the end credits​
 
Lets be skibidi here, she was not exactly a fuckin catch back in 2005 either. Say what you like about Martha but atleast you could rawdog her baboon ass without your lips getting caught between her molars


My guess is that either...
a) they are waiting to see how badly this episode does in the ratings and whether the backlash is sustained loud enough for a couple months before deciding whether to declare it was all a genius plot twist and the real doctor is....i dont fucking know or care, or if they will keep her on as doctor for however long the show lasts from here​
b) they simply did not think to add "as the doctor" to the end credits​
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke
 
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