DE Drachenlord / Rainer Winkler - 300kg schwerer Metal-Fan aus Mittelfranken

[Procrastinhater]

It is on video somewhere, but not on Youtube anymore I think. Maybe in one of the archives (his own CCTV btw).
I think it wasn't even about raunchy rape sex, it was some kind of cannibalism fetishist.

Cannibal Fetishist?
Didn't you guys have a guy that advertised for someone to eat, and ended up eating his penis?
Armin something?
I might be getting confused, I know there was a guy in Japan that was a Cannibal and he's now free, he even wrote a book.

 

[Generic Retard]

Self defense laws in Germany are surprisingly wild. A lot of Americans underestimate the extend of the German law in relation to self defense. Believe it or not, self defense in Germany makes US states with castle doctrine and stand-your-ground laws blush in shame. The problem in Germany isn't that self defense is forbidden, the problem is actually that owning anything to help you defend yourself is banned (ie: guns, batons, knives, etc.). But when you can justifiably claim self defense (ie: you feel your life or someone else's life is at stake), the law allows you to do anything and use everything at your disposal to defend yourself.

True, but you got to get the case at least retried one, because judges where the case is brought first are almost always completely retarded in Germany.
AFAIK nowhere does it say you need to evaluate the means of least harm to defend yourself etc., but people will be routinely judged for that shit. The self defense measures only need to be capable of stopping the threat IIRC but that's just another point where low level judges will fuck with people and then get their ruling overturned because they are idiots (assuming the defendant has the means to go further in the court system of course...)

Cannibal Fetishist?
Didn't you guys have a guy that advertised for someone to eat, and ended up eating his penis?
Armin something?
I might be getting confused, I know there was a guy in Japan that was a Cannibal and he's now free, he even wrote a book.

No that Armin Meiwes guy found someone who legitimately was into it, of course if that was so in the end when he was dying of blood loss is hard to say. Even then they have to persecute him for it so it doesn't matter if there was consent or not.
The plan was for both of them to eat his penis, but I think he succumbed to his bleeding more than Meiwes had thought, he was barely conscious when the dong was cooked, or so I have heard.
There are a surprising amount of interviews with Meiwes on YT btw, don't know about subtitles though.

 

[Rommelbutt]

How many hours after posting can a post be edited? I'm at y2015 and fucking tired rn.

 

[Generic Retard]

How many hours after posting can a post be edited? I'm at y2015 and fucking tired rn.

Just ask a mod. should it happen to be too late. Maybe we can get it into the OP as well then.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Just ask a mod. should it happen to be too late. Maybe we can get it into the OP as well then.

Alright, thanks. I checked previous posts, one from Thursday is still editable. So it should be fine, no stress.

 

[Padoru]

This is fucking insanity, are you trolling me now?

I wish but the sad reality is that nothing you were told so far was even mildly exaggerated yet. This shit is honest to god absolute insanity and only gets worse with every passing day.

 

[Major Motoko Kusanagi]

This is fucking insanity, are you trolling me now?

This guy and his weens are both absolutely hilarious and gold tier levels of stupid.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

There was this one time several years ago, when someone trolled a literal BDSM gimp into sneaking into Rainer's property while wearing a pig-mask cause the gimp was made to believe the guy that wrote to him was the owner of that property and they'd have raunchy rape-fetish sex.

Was?? Holy shit! Wusst ich gar net.

Imagine Rainer comes out of his house and screams at the gimp while this guy gets a boner because he thinks that's part of the kinky roleplay.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

AFAIK nowhere does it say you need to evaluate the means of least harm to defend yourself etc., but people will be routinely judged for that shit.

The law itself states that any action taken in self defense is legal, there is one court ruling on the matter that specifically states that as a victim, you can't be expected to judge the situation and seek the measure of least harm. On top of that, you are not expected to flee from danger to deescalate the situation. Someone approaches you on the street to mug you, you can kick that guy's ass, no matter how easily you could have avoided the conflict by running away.

What does get people in trouble regularly are actions taken outside of self defense (like a hunter that had his house broken into, who shot the fleeing burglar in the back -> no immediate threat, no self defense), when the judge assumes you were cruisin' for a bruisin' (carrying an illegal weapon might imply that you weren't exactly trying to avoid a conflict) or when you used excessive force once the threat is over (like kicking someone you legitimately defended against, who is lying on the floor and no longer a threat).
But yeah, shitty judges might force you to go through a revision. I guess the largest aspect of fuckery in court is when you need to prove to the judge that you felt threatened enough to count as self defense. It's bullshit and you might have to go into revision...

Alright, thanks. I checked previous posts, one from Thursday is still editable. So it should be fine, no stress.

AFAIK, there is no limit to the number of edits or how old the post might be. I just checked and I could edit a post from 2018.

Was?? Holy shit! Wusst ich gar net.

Imagine Rainer comes out of his house and screams at the gimp while this guy gets a boner because he thinks that's part of the kinky roleplay.

That was the troll's endgoal I think. But as I said, Rainer pretty much just grabbed the guy, shoved him around a bit and threw him off the property. Still, Chris-Chan stuff pales in comparison and frankly, Grannybangin' Chris can only outdo Rainer by doing disgusting shit like piercing his taint or cutting it open... or... you know. That recent stuff.

 

[Fren]

Es bleibt spannend.
Ist eigentlich schon klar, ob die Polizei ne Streife vor sein Haus stellt während er seine Liste mit Haidern vorlesen geht?

 

[WWE Champion]

Rainer hat schlecht geschlafen und ist wieder am CCTV streamen, während die Besucher die Herbstsonne geniessen.

Rainer will wieder ein Haus kaufen in ein paar Jahren. Ich wünsche viel Glück bei der Finanzierung.

Lustlord #11 Live

Normaler Teil ist wahrscheinlich scheisse, aber ab 1:58 geht es los mit grandiosem Mett.

Spoiler: For Non-DACH with extra context

After 2:00h, the screaming starts after his visitors leave without doing much, and he just called the police again and demanded that they come asap. With the court date in a week, he is on edge all the time and feared that ge once again gets flak for calling the police again for nothing, so he gets angry, goes out and shouts (therefore also breaking the law himself) to let of steam and try to keep the visitors there until the police arrives

Link: https://youtu.be/mJs-3fAT6m8

 

[NigKid]

Rainer will wieder ein Haus kaufen in ein paar Jahren. Ich wünsche viel Glück bei der Finanzierung.

Klar, das jetzige geld ist ja schon fest für the "fjord reänger" verplant. Menschgewordene idiotie

 

[OkiiManko]

For those of you who don't gel with Count Dankula, there's a smaller channel which enjoys cataloging the internet's finest personalities.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You know, for our new comrade @Procrastinhater, I feel it's only fair to post this goldie from 2 months ago, when Rainer called the cops, insulted them and then had a meltdown when they hang up on him:

This is Winkler again, there are 15 guys standing [in front of my house] again, who are shouting again and damage my stuff, who film [my house] again and get on my tits.
[short pause while the cop on the phone talks]
Will a patrol show up this time?
[another short pause]
Well, if you'd come patrol on your own every once in a while, this shit wouldn't be necessary, cause [the haters] would know there's cops around DID YOU JUST HANG UP?! YOU STUPID BASTARD!
[long pause of silence interrupted by faint sobbing as Drachenlord calls the cops again]
That's your way of treating someone who's fearing for their life? When there's 15 to 20 guys standing around, the same as before - tonight they almost burned down my house! Winkler, who else?! There's 15 guys here, before that it was 20, tonight they almost burned down my house! I'm starting to fear for my fucking life!
What else am I supposed to do against these bastards?!
YEAH, me insulting people! I'm not insulting people, I am telling the TRUTH! I'm telling the truth about people! Nothing more, nothing less!
CaLm DoWn?! If you guys patrolled this street, we wouldn't have this problem! [Rainer hangs up]
[sobbing and whimpering]
[heavy breathing]
[Rainer slamming his fist on his table]
[sobbing and whimpering intensifies]

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

You know, for our new comrade @Procrastinhater, I feel it's only fair to post this goldie from 2 months ago, when Rainer called the cops, insulted them and then had a meltdown when they hang up on him:

A comedian couldn't come up with this. It's fucking hilarious. The way he screams at the cop after he ends the call. Winkler humor at it's best.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

We should really put together a curated list of his best meltdowns (or mettdowns, as they are also known). Like the ones where he's pissed off so much that he goes into full incoherent gibberish ape-sound mode mid profanity.

Those videos should be uploaded to the OP.

PS: Usually I'd say "Amtssprache ist Deutsch", but given that there will be quite some international interest in his Lardship rather soon, it might be handy to post in English for a while, so people can go back a couple pages and still sort of understand what the hell is going on.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You know, for our new comrade @Procrastinhater, I feel it's only fair to post this goldie from 2 months ago, when Rainer called the cops, insulted them and then had a meltdown when they hang up on him:

Lol I love how he just goes into rage mode at the drop of a hat.
Maybe if he didn't scream at the cops and curse and swear at them they'd be more willing to help him.
It's a tiny village right?
They must be sick of him, it doesn't help that it's because he doxed himself.
Lmfao when you hear him start breaking his own shit at the end.
Ffs the best thing he could do is get offline, fuck, I'd just board up the house, I'd hire private security to patrol, and disappear on holiday somewhere for a month.
If he stopped fucking raging out like an ogre from some saga they'd stop turning up at his house eventually, he's not gonna do that though, he's fucked, it's self propagating at this point.
Where does he get his money?
Does he work?
Property tax on a place that big can't be cheap?

 

[NigKid]

Maybe if he didn't scream at the cops and curse and swear at them they'd be more willing to help him.
It's a tiny village right?
They must be sick of him, it doesn't help that it's because he doxed himself.

all of his neighbours except 2 hate him, and those two are almost equally as re'tarded

Where does he get his money?
Does he work?
Property tax on a place that big can't be cheap?

He currently makes quite a lot of money, estimates range from 3500€ all the way to 6000-7000€ (4000$ to 7000$-8000$)
As some people seems to think its a good idea to give him money. Its currently unknown if he has paid taxes in the past or currently pays taxes, its very likely that he is commiting tax fraud by withholding his youtube income from the authorities

Also just as a disclaimer, if you read something about his girlfriend somewhere its all in his head. He pretends to have one all the time.

 

[WWE Champion]

Update: Schlechtes Gameplay wieder, Vieweranzahl hat um 80% nachgelassen ohne CCTV

Spoiler: English version

He is streaming bad gameplay again, lost around 80% of his viewers. Don't watch unless you want to see a worse streamer than DSP (but at least without snorts and goat laughs, but voice modulation.

Wen es interessiert, der kann sich seine Meinung zu "Wunder Butter" anhören. Humane 8 min

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[Fren]

He currently makes quite a lot of money, estimates range from 3500€ all the way to 6000-7000€ (4000$ to 7000$-8000$)

I'm always amazed how easy it seems for retards to rake in cash with a social media presence. Even someone who is borderline mentally impaired like Rainer Winklarson.