Off-Topic Drag Queen and Assorted LGBTQ Grooming Omnibus thread - The long-overdue hall of shame

[FeatherPlucker]

Hey, clowns are very hard-working people and want nothing to do with those cross-dressing groomers. The last thing a clown wants is to get sexually aroused when they're crammed into a VW Beetle with 50 other clowns.

I'd like to shove a clown into a helicopter right now. This side railing of threads is really really fucking annoying.

Have a bless-ed day.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Best way to teach kids about alphabet people is: "Well Billy, see, a small and insignificant percentage of adults have this thing called a mental illness. It's like a glitch with their brain that they are not aware of. When it manifests, it makes them believe that they are animals, or inanimate objects, or other individuals such as Napoleon, or Jesus, or a woman. We don't blame them as their mental illness is not their fault, but we do avoid making contact with them, and we do not indulge their fantasies as affirmation of their delusions only makes them more sick in the head."

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Nah I'm gonna tell kids gay ppl exist, cope. Sometimes I even see kids with gay parents.

Are you going to explain to these kids what gay sex is and how it's done?

 

[Montalbane]

Are you going to explain to these kids what gay sex is and how it's done?

Of course.
That's how faggots reproduce!

 

[Android raptor]

Are you going to explain to these kids what gay sex is and how it's done?

Only if they ask and are like, middle school or older. And I'd mainly just tell them not to fuck as teens and if they do, at least use a damn condom b/c even gay sex has STIs to worry about

Best way to teach kids about alphabet people is: "Well Billy, see, a small and insignificant percentage of adults have this thing called a mental illness. It's like a glitch with their brain that they are not aware of. When it manifests, it makes them believe that they are animals, or inanimate objects, or other individuals such as Napoleon, or Jesus, or a woman. We don't blame them as their mental illness is not their fault, but we do avoid making contact with them, and we do not indulge their fantasies as affirmation of their delusions only makes them more sick in the head."

Not being interested in men while female is a delusion?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

even gay sex has STIs to worry about

EVEN gay sex have STIs?

Ok, let's look at the statistics for adults that should know better...

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Not being interested in men while female is a delusion?

Yes, thank you for noticing.

 

[Android raptor]

EVEN gay sex have STIs?

Ok, let's look at the statistics for adults that should know better...

That's why you tell them how to use protection as kids and why, so they hopefully don't grow up to be those adults

Yes, thank you for noticing.

If it's a delusion it's not one I'm particularly bothered by. Boobs are cool, dicks are just weird looking and unpleasant

 

[Puff]

Not being interested in men while female is a delusion?

I'm slowly becoming convinced you can't read. He never said anything about gays being mentally ill, just trannies.
Edit: well he did in reply.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

That's why you tell them how to use protection as kids and why, so they hopefully don't grow up to be those adults

Those adults know fully well what they're doing, don't infantilize the gays. If anything you should try to de-poz the adults that are likely to spread it to kids.

 

[WENDY DENG 2020]

Could've fooled me with how many nasty dudes were catcalling me as a child&how many people I know who were sexually abused by an abuser of the opposite sex (most CSA survivors I know, come to think about it).

I am a woman and do notice this crap. Am I an incel too? My boyfriend will laugh at that.

The issue is why this is being pushed? There is a reason and it isn't by happenstance.

Before you sperg, I have been to dragshows at gay and lesbian bars. I do consider it an adult activity.

 

[Android raptor]

I am a woman and do notice this crap. Am I an incel too? My boyfriend will laugh at that.

The issue is why this is being pushed? There is a reason and it isn't by happenstance.

Cause it's fun

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I'm slowly becoming convinced you can't read. He never said anything about gays being mentally ill, just trannies.
Edit: well he did in reply.

Technically I did refer only to troons and such, but she did ask nicely to include lesbians in the whole thing, so I had to oblige.

Don't mind lesbians particularly. I like Subarus and canoes and camping and don't like dicks.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

@Android raptor I don't understand why this is your hill to die on. This isn't about gays, trannys, or really any LGBT thing. This is just drag, something which has always been universally considered a perverse activity until 2022. You clearly don't think kids should be openly sexualized as you say here:

Only if they ask and are like, middle school or older. And I'd mainly just tell them not to fuck as teens and if they do, at least use a damn condom b/c even gay sex has STIs to worry about

So why is it such a big deal to you that kids have access to drag (or rather drag queens are given access to kids)? Why do you care so much?

 

[Puff]

Technically I did refer only to troons and such, but she did ask nicely to include lesbians in the whole thing, so I had to oblige.

Don't mind lesbians particularly. I like Subarus and canoes and camping and don't like dicks.

I drive a subaru, like pussy, and am hairy. Am I a lesbian?
I don't beat women though. That's a point off.

 

[AnOminous]

Here's the thing tho, it doesn't actually have to be raunchy and G-rated drag absolutely exists (I've seen it IRL). Drag is whatever you want it to be and if you can't think of a way to do drag that's kid-friendly, you need a better imagination.

So what? Every single picture I can find from one of these fucking drag queen story hour things is pure up-front degeneracy and perversion.

 

[Android raptor]

So what? Every single picture I can find from one of these fucking drag queen story hour things is pure up-front degeneracy and perversion.

How is elaborate makeup/costumes that aren't particularly sexual degeneracy and perversion?

So why is it such a big deal to you that kids have access to drag (or rather drag queens are given access to kids)? Why do you care so much?

Because my parents bitching me out for wearing boys clothes and enjoying cosplay and shit was shitty, and I don't think other kids should have to go through similar things

 

[Puff]

How is elaborate makeup/costumes degeneracy and perversion?

Men in dresses is degeneracy and perversion on its own (at least without some context that makes it ok)

 

[Android raptor]

Men in dresses is degeneracy and perversion on its own (at least without some context that makes it ok)

Why? Does having a dick magically turn a dress into something sexual?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Why? Does having a dick magically turn a dress into something sexual?

Yes. Crossdressing is a form of deviant sexual behavior. If it was normal it would just be called "dressing."