Lolcow Dragonlordfrodo / Michael Constantino

[CatParty]

i ran across this guy on youtube and he seems like a lot of fun. makes lots of videos and streams A LOT.
https://www.facebook.com/michael.constantino.714
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8YjBN12-hcWrbKdftv9eWw
https://www.reddit.com/r/DragonLordFrodo/

 

[Nekromantik]

I should have known better then to click on this while eating breakfast.

 

[BF 388]

He's like a Proto-Boogie2988. By which I mean, he's fat!

 

[Enormous Faggot]

It's true. This man has no dick.

 

[ES 148]

Holy crap, I never knew that fat guys, like, had no dicks. I was never confident enough to click any spoiler tags but I guess it's too late for me.
EDIT: ninja'd oh my gosh why

 

[skiddlez]

Thanks for that first image, I really wanted to see that.

 

[LN 910]

He's fat and hairy and I would not have sex with him.

 

[UptownRuckus]

I should have known better then to click on this while eating breakfast.

Or worse....when sick in bed. On the brighter side my sickness went away quickly

 

[LocalFireDept]

Enter the dragon.

Then promptly make it go away. Please.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Really has that Austin Powers villain look nailed down.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I wonder what he smells of

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I hate you.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Just what I needed, a fat fucker who dumpster dives for trash.

 

[UnfortunateInsect]

I really didn't need to see that. I haven't opened any of the videos yet but I'm morbidly curious what the human slug sounds like.

 

[Enormous Faggot]

I picked a random video and jumped to a random time and found a hell of a scene.

I see a guitar stand with no guitar, a strange piece of paper taped to the wall, a table that's been labelled "Bitch", a walrus eating shit out of a pot, a tub of coffee that I KNOW has something besides coffee in it, an empty box of what I can only assume is diabetes medicine, and the usual hoarder trash. Meanwhile, he's talking about how he watches YouTube on his PS4 because his computer is just a crappy laptop. I've got to see more later, this is just too much to come away with on the surface level.

This video btw.

 

[AP 297]

Well, the introduction video describes him perfectly, @CatParty ! Nice Find!

He considers his naked body the equivalent of Michaelangelo's David or the Venus De Milo, while complaining that his nude pics have been banned from Facebook. With an attitude like that, everything else including his future arrests make complete sense.

I think you should all watch that one first. It really describes what you are getting into with this guy and it blocks his junk for you!

 

[RG 448]

I love the fact that he looks exactly like I was expecting someone named “dragon lord frodo” would.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I'm laughing just looking at the the thumbnails. A+ Thread based on those alone.

Semi-serious question: Why do these mentally warped and, well, ampled bodied people feel compelled to make videos without clothes on? This guy is on another level but it does seem like fatties with brain damage have a thing against wearing shirts and pants.

This video he starts with a fart and makes a reply in a comment section about being arrested for threatening to rip a baby out of a woman. This guy is a wonderful trainwreck.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

The second coming of Fatman? !

 

[pelicannon]

Jesus Christ did this guy sacrifice his dick for more fat?