Lolcow Dragonlordfrodo / Michael Constantino

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The rightful king of all slobs have been found! I'm fucking dying of laughter here!
The King of all Slobs in all his glory!
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He's live right now. Say Hi!
 
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Wow, the dude invites trolling by being hostile on his livestreams. No wonder he has only 2 or 3 viewers, he blocks the rest of them.
 
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He broke his machete (which he carries around for protection) during his autistic meltdown and now watch him "Blacksmith my fucking machete together" heating it with his stove and then pounding it with a hammer in his underwear. It looks like he's walking around with a shitty diaper. In the same video at 1 hour 30 min, he says that he's black so he can't be racist.

Here he's upset cause he's stuck where he lives and flips his table over like a big baby

Someone told him about his smoke alarm earlier and he got super pissed. Eventually he ignored everyone.
 
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Best quote of the video.

At about 1 hour 35 he talks about knowing an alcoholic chick for years who was apparently mentally defunct who blew her dog (1 hour 42) whilst her boyfriend was in hospital.

"Instead of saying 'hey Mike', wanna fuck me...? No, she felt it was appropriate, instead of doing that, she'd just... Blow her fucking dog, anyway...."
 
At 53 minutes in he films himself writing in a bathroom stall. And I'm pretty certain he took a shit while doing it too.


Also I don't want to know what "diapercore" is.
 
DragonlordSlobbo likes both kinds of music - Heavy and Metal.


I'm getting a bit of a failtroll vibe from this guy. He's definitely mental but also puts a lot of deliberate effort into being offensive.

There's method to the madness. Some, but not too much.
 
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