Lolcow Dragonlordfrodo / Michael Constantino

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Of course he has a low battery in his smoke alarm and lives with the beeps as do most people who have zero self awareness.

Edit: after listening to him for a few hours, he points out a lot of stupid bullshit people do and how shitty life can be. He also has goals for the future, like dying somewhere he loves instead of in Lovejoy. I was wrong in my first statement and I'd say he has more ducks in a row than many other cows. He should change the smoke alarm battery though because it's fucking irritating.

Edit 2: this is a retarded man
 
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I was going to ask why the nude pictures were not spoilered since they are, well, nude pictures, but it's not like there is any dick to spoiler in the first place.

TFW your penis is hidden so deep inside your fat rolls that your nudes don't even count as nudes.
 
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I was going to make a thread on Michael a few months back but sort of lost interest, but the dude is a fucking mess. He was arrested for aggravated harassment last May for sperging out too much (i still dont know the full details). He has thousands of hours of videos of him just being a complete sperg and flipping his table over mundane shit. He records his doctors visits and posts them online, which has lead to one of his doctors telling him to fuck off. He seems to have beef with people in the "music scene" in Buffalo, all while at the same time making some of the worst music anyone has ever heard. This guy called Internet Collective asked Michael how he felt about fellow musical lolcow KingCobraJFS which turned into an autistic misunderstanding. There's so much more but you really have to sift through a ton of shit to find it.
 
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pr0ph said:
I was going to make a thread on Michael a few months back but sort of lost interest, but the dude is a fucking mess. He was arrested for aggravated harassment last May for sperging out too much (i still dont know the full details). He has thousands of hours of videos of him just being a complete sperg and flipping his table over mundane shit. He records his doctors visits and posts them online, which has lead to one of his doctors telling him to fuck off. He seems to have beef with people in the "music scene" in Buffalo, all while at the same time making some of the worst music anyone has ever heard. This guy called Internet Collective asked Michael how he felt about fellow musical lolcow KingCobraJFS which turned into an autistic misunderstanding. There's so much more but you really have to sift through a ton of shit to find it.
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oh man thank you so much. if you find out more let me know and i'll stick it in the op!
 
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Watched bits and pieces of his videos, many are 1h+ and i don't wanna dedicate time to some fat fuck rambling on and on. In one video he chugs a stein of hot chocolate while wearing a Green Jellÿ tour shirt. He has a cat which is almost as obese as he is.

He seems to have an obsession with his favorite words "tight" and "stiff". He calls them "kickwords" for some reason.
 
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