Lolcow Dragonlordfrodo / Michael Constantino

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A YouTube channel, VHS Archive, trimmed down DLF's rambling into a coherent telling of the events that would lead to his recent jail sentence. This is from a video that took placed after he was found guilty but before he was sentenced and served nearly 60 days in jail.

I took notes and archived the video.

The harassment started 10 years ago when he was dating Amy.
They went to Buffalo Wild Wings.
One of the servers was Wren.
Wren and her girlfriend and cohabiting partner, Kat would be the women he would be charged with harassing 10 years later.
The harassment included: sexually explicitly and threatening messages through Facebook, letters, phone calls, and taking a 2 hour bus trip to stand outside their house.
He thought Wren was cute.
After he and Amy broke up he went back to Buffalo Wild Wings a couple times when Wren was working there.
He got her first name from her server name tag. He later got her full name but doesn't remember how.

He started searching online for Wren to find pictures of her.
Started talking to her on Facebook. She blocked him.

Broke up with Amy for 2 weeks because she faked an STD to test whether DLF was loyal or not.
Amy told DLF she had syphilis and that he needs to get tested.
He broke up with her.
Then he started talking to Wren.
He also got tested, and it came back negative.
He called Amy to tell her his test results and she cried and admitted to the lie.
Then they broke up, and then he started talking to Wren.
(I know the above is confusing. It's how he tells it.)

Then he and Amy got back together and broke up again.
Then he started talking to Wren again.

He would talk to Wren through Facebook.
He would frequently get 30 day bans from Facebook for stuff like using racial slurs.
So he created 3 Facebook accounts to rotate through during his temporary bans.
He also used a Tor browser to hide his identity.

He used the name Jimmy Boots on Facebook often.
There is a New York police officer named Jimmy/Dick Boots.
He did not intent to impersonate a police officer when he "found" the name Jimmy Boots to use.
(He doesn't say anything more about this, so I wonder if he really was trying to impersonate a police officer. I don't think he was ever charged for anything related to this.)

Eventually Wren's girlfriend, Kat, called him out as an internet stalker on Facebook.
This act "killed" Jimmy Boots and brought DLF into the spotlight. (I think this implies he switched to using DragonLordFrodo as the name he would use to harass women).

He sent vulgar messages to "all kinds of women" and most just replied "fuck you!"
He used a different fake name for each woman he harassed. There were many more women he harassed.
He used a Tor browser when he harassed these women.
He would do this from his phone while he was at work at JC Penny's.
He also harassed women he worked with at JC Penny's, sometimes while he was working with them.
But he did not message Shannon from JC Penny's, except when he did. But it's not like he talked to her at work, except when he did. But, whatever. (This is typical DLF speak).

Eventually the FBI showed up to his apartment to talk to him and confirm that he was the person behind these Facebook accounts. (It's unclear how they connected him, as he used a Tor browser. Maybe his earlier reference to killing Jimmy Boots and bringing DLF into the spotlight meant that he started using the name DragonLordFrodo in his harassment, which is easily connected to his real name, Michael Constantino.)

By January 2019 he was done harassing Wren and Kat.
Apparently he sent physical letters to them during this time.
The police said there was a substance on the letters, but DLF denies this.
He did write graphic, sexually explicit letters to Wren and Kat.
He believes Wren and Kit rewrote the letters to incorporate threats of rape.
The letters he wrote were admittedly far worse than what the court says he wrote! Therefore he shouldn't be charged with anything!

He also took pictures from Wren's Facebook and paid a guy $5 to edit them to make it look like a dick was going into her mouth and coming on her face. He did this on a porn picture trading website he frequented. It's implied he did this with the pictures of other women he harassed. The police found out about this somehow (he probably volunteered the information or sent the modified pictures to Wren) and this was brought up in court.

After explaining in graphic detail all of his exploits, he says he's trying to keep this video "family friendly" lol

He was arrested in August 2020. The arresting officer, McCullugh (aka McCuchie, DLF's nickname for him), of the Niagara County Sheriff's Office/Department, was part of a task force helmed by the FBI for missing and exploited children. He was charged in Lockport, Niagara County, NY, which is where Wren and Kat live.

He is mad that he has to take a 2 hour bus trip to Lockport for court. Why couldn't they have made him go to court where he lives (Lovejoy, NY).

He believes Wren invited him to stalk her and show up to her house because her address was available on her Facebook. It's not an inconvenience for him to take a 2 hour bus trip to Lockport to stand outside Wren's house and wait for her to exit her home, but it's a terrible crime for him to make the same trip to go to court.

Not allowing him harass these women is a violation of his First Amendment Rights!

Because Wren was autistic herself, she didn't understand the context of his sexually explicit harassment.
She should have understood this was all just a big joke and nothing to get upset about. And she should be sympathetic to him because he's autistic. But he takes full responsibility for what he did.

He wants Wren and Kat to show up in court when he's sentenced. He was told that's not going to happen.
He wants to confront his accusers but he also wants to apologize. Even though it was all just a big joke and these women misunderstood.

He wants to do something to make it up to Wren and Kat. Maybe he will start a gofundme to have people donate money to them.

He only stepped up the harassment when she blocked him on Facebook after the initial round of harassment, so it's really her fault. But there was no reason for him to do what he did and he realizes it was wrong. Except it wasn't because it was all a joke and she should have been sympathetic to him.

He met with a probation officer to have a Pre-Sentencing Investigation (PSI) conducted which will recommend what his sentence should be. The PSI recommended incarceration, which the judge agreed with and sentenced him to 90 days in Niagara County jail. He would serve about 60 of the 90 days, from May 21 - July 16.











 
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This is a video DLF made a month after being released from his recent near 60 day jail sentence for harassment.

More quality DLF content. Contrary to his tone a month ago, he no longer takes responsibility for his actions and blames the victims, the police, the prosecutor, the judge, his parents, and his Rich Uncle Mark The Dreamboat Davis for what happened to him. The self-awareness and ability to take responsibility for his actions he had upon being released a month ago has been replaced by threatening everyone else in a 2 1/2 hour rant.

I took notes and archived the video.


So, today would be my actual jail release date if I didn't leave on good behavior.
August 16, 2021

The prosecutor in his case changed.
He attributes it to the former prosecutor, a woman, being unable to handle his "locker room talk."

The entire Niagara Police Department should be disbanded for the way they've handled his trial.
They always mess up some trivial part of his information, such as slightly misspelling the street he lives on, so therefore they should all be fired! But he doesn't really care about it.

"I'm just the guy that pays other guys $5 on the internet to jerk off on women's pics!"

"Defund the Niagara County Police Department, and start with the Child Pornography and Sex Offenders Division, because those are good people."

"And yes, we are praising pedophiles in here now! Because they treated me with RESPECT!"

The women he harassed for 10 years are also at fault for him being in jail. "And fuck those women too!"

There were people in jail with him that live in the same neighborhood as the two women he harassed. He told them the women's names and where they lived. "Everybody in J block knows detailed information about what I did: names, addresses, phone numbers, everything!"

"Now I have a mass army of pedophiles and gang members to do my bidding."

"Imagine putting someone in jail, only to have that person tell all the inmates your names, addresses, phone numbers, places you hang out, cat's names, details about the inside of your homes, the list goes on and on."

"Some of those guys are gonna be in there for a really long time, so they have 20 years to prepare themselves for the invasion."

He tangents to talk about the phrase "hanging someone by their balls" and talks about how impractical this is.
(What this has to do with anything is anyone's guess.)

When he called his father from jail the first thing his father said was "Good! I'm glad you're in jail. It's where you belong."
DLF has a history of making up lies about his parents and even threatening to kill them, so they want little to do with him.
Anyway, this sets DLF off and he rants about his father, blaming him for his jail stay and saying he told the other inmates his father's name and address.
His father doesn't like this but DLF doesn't care.
"Fuck you! You don't get to police my speech in a place you wanted me to be in the first place!"

His mother told him that his uncle would be willing to pick him up if he asked nicely.
DLF wrote him a letter from jail that said "Mom said you'd pick me up if I asked nicely. Well, I'm asking."
His mother then told him they were being sarcastic because his uncle will have nothing to do with him.
DLF trash talks his uncle often in his videos and usually makes up lies about his uncle being an embezzler and being investigated by the IRS.
Now, with his recent experience in J block, he adds the lie that his uncle is a pedophile because he refused to pick him up when he was released.

He always refers to his uncle as "My Rich Uncle Mark The Dreamboat Davis."

He also creates the lie that his father is a pedophile in this video.
After calling his father a pedophile DLF admits this is a lie and that he's only saying it because his father tells his Rich Uncle Mark The Dreamboat Davis about DLF's altercations with law enforcement, his harassment of women, and the lies he spreads about his family.

Immediately after admitting he's lying when claiming his father is a pedophile, he makes up a story about why his father is a pedophile.
It's a nonsensical rant about how his father got the Disney channel for a young Frodo and is proof that his father is a pedophile.
Apparently because there were shows with child actors on the Disney channel is proof that his father is a pedophile.
Even though his father never watched the Disney channel.
"I don't actually remember my dad ever watching the Disney channel, but he didn't get rid of it either!"

Rants about Black Lives Matter.
"You ever notice that everyone that supports Black Lives Matter would never set foot into a black owned business?"
"Instead of putting a Black Lives Matter sign on your lawn, why don't you put up a sign that lists all the black owned businesses?"
"George Floyd killed himself."
"The knee on the neck thing is a common thing police do to restrain people they can't otherwise restrain...like when a pregnant woman needs to be held down."

Talks about a previous 28 day jail stint for telling a women he was going to rip her baby out of her womb.
He believes she is unfit to be a mother for reasons unspecified and stands by his desire to rip her baby out of her womb.
"What is this? I'm not allowed to have an opinion now? Is this the Soviet Union?"

Talks about his September court date for criminal contempt because he criticized the judge in the (most recent) harassment trial.
"I'm not allowed to criticize a public figure? I'm sorry, I didn't know this was the Soviet Union."

"Being in jail with pedophiles helped me to see other perspectives."
He says this after ranting for nearly 2 hours because he refuses to understand the perspectives of his family or his victims.

Talks about Red Rooms, where people pay half a million dollars to watch livestreams of people being murdered.
He learned about this from the pedophiles in J block, one of which was able to get a free pass to a Red Room.
Seeing a guy get tortured and murdered offended the pedophile's sensibilities so greatly he told his benefactor to never contact him again!

Rich Uncle Mark The Dreamboat Davis is going to get his comeuppance for not picking DLF up from jail.
He is also going to get even with his mother because she told DLF his uncle would pick him up.
"You don't understand sarcasm is the new big excuse they use to fuck me over!"
"I don't understand sarcasm?! No, YOU don't understand sarcasm!"

Rich Uncle Mark The Dreamboat Davis is under FBI investigation for money laundering and embezzlement.
And his house is dirty and old. Because he doesn't own multiple expensive homes and cars is proof that he is embezzling, because he can't spend that money legally.

Talks about when he used to go to his parent's house and steal $500 at a time.
He knew he couldn't use the money to pay his bills or better himself because it was stolen, so he had to use it fast food and video games.

He won't get another job because if he does he'll lose his welfare check.

Ends with a rant about how the two women he harassed for 10 years better appreciate everything he does for them.
He missed a GWAR concert because of them!









 
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Here's some crossover action with Foodie Beauty, who has appeared in DLF's YouTube chat since at least January, 2020. They seem to get along and both enjoy dirty sex talk, so who knows what the future holds...

Some fun moments from the chat:

@19:00 "Hey Foodie Beauty, you wanna come over and use this on me?"
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@22:00 "Do you want me to clap them cheeks?" He breaks down laughing as he says it:
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@22:35 He wants her to come over dressed up like Little Bo Peep, "Except she'd have to be Big Bo Peep!"

She seems game:
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@28:45 "Hey Foodie Beauty, you know I was locked up, right? I was in jail. You know who I was in jail with? I was in jail with all the fucking SEX OFFENDERS! I was in JAAAY BLOCK! That's where they put all the CHILD SEX OFFENDERS!"

He doesn't clarify that he's not a child sex offender, and Foodie Beauty nopes out of chat:
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Hopefully this isn't the end of this budding romance.

The conversation with Foodie Beauty takes place from around 19:00 - 30:00.

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August 12, 2021





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DLF recently downed an entire vape pen of weed in a single sitting. This left him really sick over the last few days. Coughing, chills, and difficulty falling asleep, with ultra realistic dreams when he does sleep. Whatever he eats he throws up into his bathtub (why not the toilet?) and has had loud farts that culminated in an explosive blast of diarrhea while he was laying down on his couch (RIP blue couch blanket).


I feel like shit
August 24, 2021
 
Whatever he eats he throws up into his bathtub (why not the toilet?)
Have you heard how hard he slams those seats? Dude probably goes through so many toilet seats lmao.
 
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Have you heard how hard he slams those seats? Dude probably goes through so many toilet seats lmao.
I never noticed that; I'm going to listen now! He probably orders them off amazon by the palette.

DLF is considering doing a live stream with one of the pedophiles he met in jail.

He also talks about how he wanted to collaborate with Chris Chan, but doesn't anymore after what he did. He doesn't have a problem with having sex with your parent as long as you're of-age. He does not agree with raping your parent, though. He might have sex with Mama Scrunch if she was hot.

And he gives a rundown of what his average day in jail was like:
Woke up by guards at 5 am to take his diabetes medication
Read a book for a couple hours
Go back to sleep
Eat breakfast
Do rec outside
Take a shower
Eat lunch
Pass out
Call Mama Scrunch
Play Scrabble
Read some more
Get a jerk in during lock in


Live from J block
August 21, 2021


 
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DLF is still coughing and out of breath from downing an entire weed vape cartridge a week ago. "It's not covid!" Also still having trouble keeping food down. Mama Scrunch recommends Pedialyte.

Chat suggests he may have vape heavy metal poisoning because the symptoms are what he is experiencing.

He ended up cleaning the couch after his explosive blast of diarrhea.

The couch blanket is back! It's actually a fitted cover for the couch. Chat affectionately calls it the "couch diaper."

He may lay off the vape for a bit and stick with edibles from now on.

His apartment complex will be remodeling all the apartments and he will have to temporarily move when that happens.

One of his J block friends only has a $10 bail amount and DLF is thinking about bailing him out. He wasn't in J block for cheese pizza, though. He robbed a gas station, and didn't want to get beat up in K block. He fled to Vietnam and they ended up catching him in Montenegro. I'm pressing X to doubt on this whole story.

Wants to remake American History X, but with the main character going to jail for cheese pizza instead.

Pontificates how wild it would be if Dave Grohl walked into J block.

Asks female chat members to send nudes.

Ends the stream because he's not feeling well.


Watch a sick man make himself sicker
August 26, 2021



 
One of his J block friends only has a $10 bail amount and DLF is thinking about bailing him out. He wasn't in J block for cheese pizza, though. He robbed a gas station, and didn't want to get beat up in K block. He fled to Vietnam and they ended up catching him in Montenegro. I'm pressing X to doubt on this whole story.
https://newyork.arrests.org/Arrests/Dayquan_Walker_48667112/ (archive)
https://recentlybooked.com/NY/Niagara/Dayquan-Walker~2447_DW25MB08192021082354 archive: https://archive.is/Ge1Em (URL shit isn't liking this idk why)

That part checks out but I can't be fucked to do any further looking into the Vietnam shit, me and a friend were listening to the stream and joking about the toilet seats and shit and the $10 bail part definitely got my attention, and I didn't hear the part about what the guy was in there for, I was genuinely curious like... there's no way in hell a J Block Jedi has a $10 bail but when you said this I looked into it and found the guy pretty quickly.
 
Here's a recap from one of my favorite crossover events: DragonLordFrodo vs. KingCobraJFS

In June 2018, someone called The Internet Collective would appear in DLF's live chats, trying to get him to react to KingCobraJFS videos. This pissed off DLF and he eventually went on a "Fuck King Cobra!" rant. The Internet Collective then sent this clip to King Cobra, who predictably made a reaction video telling DLF off.

DLF then reacts to King Cobra's reaction video, and this video is some fun DLF content. The beginning is a recap by DLF of how this situation came to be, with the reaction starting at 7:25 into the video.


@8:10
KCJFS: You're a fat turd talking shit on YouTube.
DLF: Well, I'm not going to deny I'm fat, but look at you, man. I mean, look at you!

@10:00
KCJFS calls DLF a retard. DLF muses they may be allowed to call each other retards as they're both autistic.

@11:30
DLF mocks and questions KCJFS accent in his own New York accent: "What kinda fuhkin' ack-cent is thaaat?"

@13:55
DLF breaks down to KCJFS how people like The Internet Collective are just stirring the pot to have something to laugh at, as they see people like them as just jokes.

@18:00
DLF: "He's wearing an Ozzy Osbourne t-shirt, but everyone knows Black Sabbath is the better band."

@18:50
DLF: "What kind of tattoos are those? I've seen better tattoos come out of Auschwitz."

@20:33
In a complete lack of self-awareness, King Cobra makes fun of DragonLordFrodo's online handle, his going bald, the state of his apartment, and alleges that he mooches off his parents.

@28:00
KCJFS: calls him a fat ass repeatedly.
DLF: "Can you make fun of me for anything else? I've heard it all my life. I get it: I'm an anthropomorphic bowl of noodles."

@28:25
DLF: "You know what this guy looks like? He looks like a fucking muppet."


Thank you to YouTube channel GrandMaster Titi for archiving this otherwise lost video!

I couldn't find any response from King Cobra to this video. What I did find was another video from DLF in July 2019 where he reviews a King Cobra handmade wand someone sent him. It's a short but fun video.


 
He fucking threatened The Internet Collective with a machete and to rape their children with it at the end of the first video lmfao.
 
I swear he always gets bans for the dumbest reasons.
In one of his recent livestreams he read off a bunch of n-word jokes he wrote down while in jail. It's funny YouTube doesn't care about that, but don't you dare infer that Puerto Ricans are bad drivers.

I look forward to his return and the accompanying rant.
 
Here's the first video he posted after being released from YouTube jail:
Unhinged rant about Joe Biden, rich uncle, COVID, and how I hate Howard Stern
September 15, 2021










 
Here are highlights from his "I'm live!" stream, which was after his "Unhinged rant..." stream.

DLF was buying a lot of week because he was getting $500 a month in unemployment.

He is pissed it's taking the prosecution so long to find the video where he allegedly said the judge should be shot and hanged. This is for his criminal contempt case, which was rescheduled to October 14.

"If the video does not exist, you must dismiss."

He thinks there needs to be more riots like at the Capitol. Everyone in government should be dragged out to the guillotine. AOC should be raped.

When he hears Joe Biden speak, he LITERALLY hears Hitler in his head. I didn't know Joe Biden spoke German.

He has an addiction to cough drops since he got a cold in jail.

He is sick of his taxes going to Joe Biden's bullshit. Never mind that he doesn't pay taxes because he's a lifelong welfare leech.

In a complete lack of self-awareness, he tells us to stop getting advice from people on the internet.

Donald Trump invented the vaccine.

Jello Biafra has always been a corporate shill.

Since employers are demanding that employees be vaccinated, he is going to start a business and demand all female employees have hysterectomies so they can't get pregnant.

If you get the vaccine your DNA is now owned by Microsoft.

He would rather Gorilla Glue his dick shut than get the vaccine.

He is going to actively campaign against the judge to ensure they don't win re-election. He accuses the judge of manipulating the law as part of a grand conspiracy to send him to jail. Which is the equivalent to giving him the death penalty, because it put him in jail with people infected with Covid, which he believes is a hoax. So he believes a disease he doesn't believe exists is going to kill him.

Eats 3 pots full of ramen during the stream.


I'm live!
September 15, 2021






 
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