Dreams

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I had a vivid dream last night, actually without the use of melatonin. I stayed up until 3 am reading about Nazi concentration camps. When I did go to sleep I dreamed that I was living the existence of a concentration camp guard. I mostly remember near the end of the dream, where I was being executed for the crimes against humanity I had committed. The execution was by lethal injection, which I was apprehensive about. As I succumbed to the loss of consciousness and paralysis, I hoped that in my next life that I would be an agent of good, and not evil.
 
I had a weird dream about a lot of tornadoes going through my town. Somehow we were in the middle school I went to in 7th and 8th grade and saw like three of four tornadoes go through a development and shopping center that aren't even near the school. I was with my acquaintance who is a sheriff's deputy (he was in civilian clothes) and my 7th grade jazz band teacher. It took place today, not when I was in 7th grade.

I was very confused.
 
I dreamed there was a boss in a game modelled after me. He even had a slightly altered version of my username.
And then I started riding a dinosaur with a chainsaw hand and a top hat.
 
I dreamed there was a boss in a game modelled after me. He even had a slightly altered version of my username.
And then I started riding a dinosaur with a chainsaw hand and a top hat.
Was that boss modelled after you a love-shy fandalorian? As for riding a dinosaur with those things, that sounds like a rather good dream.
 
Was that boss modelled after you a love-shy fandalorian? As for riding a dinosaur with those things, that sounds like a rather good dream.

Nope, pretty much just me and it was.

I also dreamed I got into a fistfight with my brother because he was tired of me saying that the writers of Family Guy are lazy for putting in whole music videos and jokes that go on for five minutes. That ones bound to come true one day.
 
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I had a quick one this morning where Homer and Mr. Largo were eating muffins and yelling "MOOD SWINGS?!"
 
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I had a dream that was really interesting, but I completely forgot what the hell it was about right after waking up. Trying to recall it made it even harder to remember.
 
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Last dream I had, I was in some arcade & pizza place. Near by was a stage and somehow, Foxy from Five Nights at Freddys was there but with his suit being intact without any robotic parts shown. Somehow, I then saw some human guy and some (anthromorphic) bear working on the endoskeleton of Foxy. In the end, I was enjoy a slice of pizza.
 
I tried half a bottle of Dream Water before going to sleep last night.

The result was this bizarre fever dream. I remember that there was a drag show, and Elsa (from Frozen) was in her underwear/a white bikini, and was insanely gouging up a drag queen's thighs and boobs implants with a box cutter. I have never watched Frozen, but I don't think that's how the movie goes...
 
I had this really weird dream where I woke up and logged onto these forums, only to find that I was appointed to the forum staff as a "legal expert" or something like that. I recall being nervous about botching it as I'm not really an expert in law, nor did I really want to have the responsibilites of being a moderator.

Another odd dream I had years ago was where I obtained a handheld telescope that allowed me to see some blue pokeymanz (I think Squirtle was among them) on an asteroid in space... several light years from Earth. In broad daylight. That was one powerful telescope.
Post 400. Whoop dee doo.
 
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Not sure if this really fits here, but does anybody ever have an 'artefact' dream? Or a faux déjà vu dream?

For some reason, the most mundane happening will provide me with what I must believe is a false sense of déjà vu, with it feeling like I have already 'witnessed' a scene in a dream previously. It may just be a general vibe, particular image, arrangement/order of things, that trigger in me the feeling.

Does that resonate with anybody else? Maybe it isn't a dream thing.
 
I had a dream once in which I was more or less *cough* seduced by a fictional character of my own creation that I had made a while back. The funny thing is, I only
started using them a lot after the dream, and only realized that they had potential afterwards as well.

They said things to me, too. Things that I still hope will be true some day, even though they will probably never be, but I promised that I'd hold on to them, no matter what. It's been years now, and I still haven't forgotten.

I only hope that they haven't.
 
Last night I dreamed I went on an adventure with Jace, Tyce, Colby, and one other guy. (Maybe Eli.) We were wandering around in the woods, then we came to a house. We thought the house was abandoned and started walking around inside it, but it turned out there was a creepy little girl living there who wanted to talk to us about witchcraft.

What was weird was how normal Jace was. For some reason, every time I dream about a lolcow, I dream that they're really normal. I've had a couple of dreams in which I end up with Chris as a roommate, and he turns out to be really mature and intelligent.
 
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Most recent dream I had was playing Dark Souls. Apparently, I get invaded by some guy and an enemy npc is attacking with him against me. Eventually, as I keep beating the guy up, he disappears.
 
I had a dream I went shopping the other night, and I found myself in the toy aisle. I found an action figure called, "Applejack Beast War Bateman," and it was a knock-off toy of a Ninja Turtle Donatello dressed like Abraham Lincoln with a Batman cowl glued on.

I wanted to buy it, but my wife wouldn't let me.
 
I had a dream I went shopping the other night, and I found myself in the toy aisle. I found an action figure called, "Applejack Beast War Bateman," and it was a knock-off toy of a Ninja Turtle Donatello dressed like Abraham Lincoln with a Batman cowl glued on.

I wanted to buy it, but my wife wouldn't let me.
Your wife is very cruel in dreams.
 
Not sure if this really fits here, but does anybody ever have an 'artefact' dream? Or a faux déjà vu dream?

For some reason, the most mundane happening will provide me with what I must believe is a false sense of déjà vu, with it feeling like I have already 'witnessed' a scene in a dream previously. It may just be a general vibe, particular image, arrangement/order of things, that trigger in me the feeling.

Does that resonate with anybody else? Maybe it isn't a dream thing.

i've fallen out of dream journaling, but i definitely noticed certain "genres" of dreams and themes and stuff in them. including what i personally call "dream deja vu" and "dream false memories" and "false dream memories" (those last two are really different things, actually). i noticed that the deja vu would occur right before i'd just start to wake up. first deja vu, then realizing i'm dreaming, then physically feeling myself waking up.

you should keep a detailed journal and take notice of themes and stuff in your dreams!
 
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I had a dream that I was going to a new college in another city and I was travelling there in the back of an old truck (with a canvas cover and the bed littered with hay and all) with some other people. One of them was doing some "magic tricks", so first he stuffed a doll into his mouth, and then he took out a large inflated balloon and shoved it up his ass, and then farted it out with such force that the balloon impacted someone's face, went out of air and somehow the latex it was made of enclosed tightly on that guy. Everyone started laughing until the guy started suffocating, so I had to rip the latex apart to save him.
 
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