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- Sep 21, 2023
I had a strange dream last night that vaguely involved the farms.
It started off innocuously enough, the last thing I remembered was riding around in some hazy, unfamiliar city in America. I was on some sort of tour bus. I was with a group of people that I apparently knew and a strange rocker woman sat next to me. The woman was, like several of us on this dream bus, a KF user (don't remember how I knew this) who showed nipple in some weird gunge music video. Even stranger is that she allegedly had four nipples, one of the spares I saw repeatedly as it was under her wrist, concealed by a thick but loose bracelet.
At one point it became night and we were still on a bus in what looked like some sort of red light district and an indistinct male figure yelled out at her from a street corner, "Nice belt," he exclaimed, referencing the her large, fourth-nipple-hiding bracelet.
I was walking down a hallway with some other guy I had apparently befriended and I told him about the four-nippled grunge music woman, but he didn't believe me. Thankfully, our Nipple Lady was walking down the same hallway as us, just about twenty feet away.
I seemed familiar enough with her one to ask her "weren't you in a music video for some band?"
She seemed bewildered at first, before grinning and flashing her weird wrist nipple at us, triumphantly. It was then that I began to fall in love with her.
Another blur and I've been dancing with multiple strange women in some sort of dimly-lit, space age bar before seeing the mysterious nipple farmer again, who asked me for a dance I and obliged.
We danced and all went well, so we agreed to get married and as we left the bar, some absolute giga Chad that we both knew somehow stopped us at the door. Strangely, we both knew each other somehow. He clearly feelings for my strange nipple waifu, but he was politely rejected by her before giving us a fist full of benadryl and tylenol, which was suspiciously slimy. I thanked him for his slimy meds as Nipple Waifu and I left.
At one point I returned to the bar to piss for some reason.
Blurry again and I'm pissing in what looks some sort 80's scifi barracks in this weird theme bar before I see some unnatural worm inching across the floor in front of the trough urinal. It was covered in the same slime as the pills from before and it was unnatural in that it was bifurcated about a third of the way down and slightly peeled back at what I assume was it's 'front' end, revealing alternating rows of tiny serrated teeth.
Another blur and I'm in Japan, entering a weird bathhouse that, like the strange bar, has some sort of mishmash of traditional Japanese and space age styling. Like the Nostromo from Aliens, but a Japanese men's bathhouse.
Not speaking any Japanese, not even in a dream(?), I immediately made my way to an unmonitored area that was sealed of by a large bulkhead door. I thought nothing of it as I proceeded to open it search of evidence of these malicious alien worms.
It was like the inside of a meat cooler. I could immediately hear the sound and smell of meat violently burning on a skillet before turning to the right where I saw an elderly Asian woman stopped over a portable gas stove, or at least part of her.
She was standing up with everything above her armpits seemingly fused fused together in some sort of ungodly clump of biomass which was frying in a giant wok. I noticed more worms, this time they looked like mobile pitcher plants with shark teeth.
Evidently the old lady was cooking them and selling the meat. The weird pitcher plants seemed to notice me and I fled, sealing the bulkhead behind me. I was confronted by the guy at the front desk only to spring out to my car, ignoring him, where I threw these large bags of processed alien worm meat in my car. I don't remember having them when I left the bulkhead-sealed room, but whatever.
I had to show this weird worm shit to the authorities. Society can't collapse now that I'm engaged to a woman with four nipples. I won't allow it.
I woke up right then.
I went to sleep listening to an audiobook of The Stranger and woke up to a video about the nine circles of Hell in Dante's Inferno. Probably what caused the weird dream. Sorry if this is incoherent; typed it all while 'shitting' at work.
It started off innocuously enough, the last thing I remembered was riding around in some hazy, unfamiliar city in America. I was on some sort of tour bus. I was with a group of people that I apparently knew and a strange rocker woman sat next to me. The woman was, like several of us on this dream bus, a KF user (don't remember how I knew this) who showed nipple in some weird gunge music video. Even stranger is that she allegedly had four nipples, one of the spares I saw repeatedly as it was under her wrist, concealed by a thick but loose bracelet.
At one point it became night and we were still on a bus in what looked like some sort of red light district and an indistinct male figure yelled out at her from a street corner, "Nice belt," he exclaimed, referencing the her large, fourth-nipple-hiding bracelet.
I was walking down a hallway with some other guy I had apparently befriended and I told him about the four-nippled grunge music woman, but he didn't believe me. Thankfully, our Nipple Lady was walking down the same hallway as us, just about twenty feet away.
I seemed familiar enough with her one to ask her "weren't you in a music video for some band?"
She seemed bewildered at first, before grinning and flashing her weird wrist nipple at us, triumphantly. It was then that I began to fall in love with her.
Another blur and I've been dancing with multiple strange women in some sort of dimly-lit, space age bar before seeing the mysterious nipple farmer again, who asked me for a dance I and obliged.
We danced and all went well, so we agreed to get married and as we left the bar, some absolute giga Chad that we both knew somehow stopped us at the door. Strangely, we both knew each other somehow. He clearly feelings for my strange nipple waifu, but he was politely rejected by her before giving us a fist full of benadryl and tylenol, which was suspiciously slimy. I thanked him for his slimy meds as Nipple Waifu and I left.
At one point I returned to the bar to piss for some reason.
Blurry again and I'm pissing in what looks some sort 80's scifi barracks in this weird theme bar before I see some unnatural worm inching across the floor in front of the trough urinal. It was covered in the same slime as the pills from before and it was unnatural in that it was bifurcated about a third of the way down and slightly peeled back at what I assume was it's 'front' end, revealing alternating rows of tiny serrated teeth.
Another blur and I'm in Japan, entering a weird bathhouse that, like the strange bar, has some sort of mishmash of traditional Japanese and space age styling. Like the Nostromo from Aliens, but a Japanese men's bathhouse.
Not speaking any Japanese, not even in a dream(?), I immediately made my way to an unmonitored area that was sealed of by a large bulkhead door. I thought nothing of it as I proceeded to open it search of evidence of these malicious alien worms.
It was like the inside of a meat cooler. I could immediately hear the sound and smell of meat violently burning on a skillet before turning to the right where I saw an elderly Asian woman stopped over a portable gas stove, or at least part of her.
She was standing up with everything above her armpits seemingly fused fused together in some sort of ungodly clump of biomass which was frying in a giant wok. I noticed more worms, this time they looked like mobile pitcher plants with shark teeth.
Evidently the old lady was cooking them and selling the meat. The weird pitcher plants seemed to notice me and I fled, sealing the bulkhead behind me. I was confronted by the guy at the front desk only to spring out to my car, ignoring him, where I threw these large bags of processed alien worm meat in my car. I don't remember having them when I left the bulkhead-sealed room, but whatever.
I had to show this weird worm shit to the authorities. Society can't collapse now that I'm engaged to a woman with four nipples. I won't allow it.
I woke up right then.
I went to sleep listening to an audiobook of The Stranger and woke up to a video about the nine circles of Hell in Dante's Inferno. Probably what caused the weird dream. Sorry if this is incoherent; typed it all while 'shitting' at work.