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So I was in the Atlanta Airport the other day and they had this "CBD" product vending machine. I thought, why not and went over to buy some cbd gummies, only when I looked closer, they were actually selling gummies packets with about 25mg THC in total in addition to the cbd. Based, but also, how is that legal? At no point did anything or anyone look at my ID. It's like if the Atlanta Airport had a vending machine with beer in it that anyone could buy from. I bought them and can confirm that they worked well and did indeed contain 25mg of thc. Made my long flight a lot nicer.
 
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melty said:
So I was in the Atlanta Airport the other day and they had this "CBD" product vending machine. I thought, why not and went over to buy some cbd gummies, only when I looked closer, they were actually selling gummies packets with about 25mg THC in total in addition to the cbd. Based, but also, how is that legal? At no point did anything or anyone look at my ID. It's like if the Atlanta Airport had a vending machine with beer in it that anyone could buy from. I bought them and can confirm that they worked well and did indeed contain 25mg of thc. Made my long flight a lot nicer.
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I'm convinced the US government getting flexible with THC is because it's a really viable way to calm a large part of the population. It's a bit tin-foil-hat but it's such an easy solution to a very complicated and pressing problem.

A lot of people that were spinning out of control are now content to just sit on the couch and watch TV.

edit: solution was probably the wrong word there, it's not a solution but it is a way to mitigate the problem while more important shit is dealt with. IDK, I'm not a genius.
 
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I am drunk right now off of Canadian blueberry maple syrup whiskey. It's my favorite liquor, it has a syrupy thick texture too. I'm a lightweight due to my metabolism which is great in this case because this stuff is expensive to get shipped here. Also my metabolism lets me eat however much I want and not get fat so that's good too. I'm going to watch MST3K now with my puppy dogs cuddled up next to me. Life's good.
 
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RollerGator said:
Zombie Nightmare, I think I have to see the full uncut movie because there might've been some gore they had to edit out.
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A Mike episode with TVs Frank? Kino era mst3k thats what ill watch tonight

RollerGator said:
there might've been some gore they had to edit out.
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Yeah i think they edited out the douchebags death while he was attacking thay waitress. That's really noticeable lol
 
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Highdea:

During the Trump presidency there was probably someone who had to get a security clearance just so he could spray tan the guy, like complete with a polygraph and investigating your whole life.
 
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I know we have some OG stoners here, and I need some help.
I’m a really good baker, but when I bake with weed butter the consistency is all off and it fucks the dish. It seems to act more like coconut oil than butter. So am I just retarded or is there something I’m missing with how to work with it?
I want to make a mini cake that will send my friend to outer space, but I’m not going to make a substandard product. Is there a trick to cooking with weed butter or should I just treat it as an oil rather than a butter?
 
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I gave up smoke for Lent, so by the end of March I will have middle school levels of tolerance again. I leveled up my Weed Wizard skill tree enough that I could be classified as a real grass enthusiast, so my plan is to find and consume the type of bud reserved only for special occasions. The MOON ROCK.
I have smoked many a weed, but when I smoked moon rocks that shit was by far the strongest thing I've ever smoked. If you're ready to face the fuckin' Dark Souls 3 DLC boss of weed, the moon rock is it. I'm not even sure I'm mentally or spiritually prepared for what's in store for me, but alas it must be done.
Real talk though, giving up smoke is pretty easy. You just get really vivid dreams and that's about it, even if you smoked every day like I did. I usually just smoked before bed and chilled, and sometimes before training I would smoke just a tad of weed.
However, I do not like what I see these Zoomers doing with weed. You should not be dabbing 24/7 before you get a drivers license, that's not good for you in multiple regards. I know for a solid fact that it works like so.
You are a Zoomer in high school. You have an older sibling. You ask your older sibling to go the dispo and grab some weed for you and the squad. Older sibling grabs that new fancy dispo weed that sends you to outer space. Older sibling makes a profit, you all get absurdly high, and you create such a dependency on the weed that you sperg out when you can't hit the pen every five minutes. I've seen it happen, these kids fuck themselves up when they smoke too much too often too soon.
Do what I did, smoke like twice before you turn 21 because some dude you were doing yard work for gave you a nug and then get a fucking job where you have to earn money for goods and services. Then, and only then, may you enjoy your hard earned legal smoke sesh.
Be responsible, you damn Zoomers.
 
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