Drunk / High Thread

[Picklechu]

Remembered that I have a giant box full of limoncello and multiple types of whiskey in my closet. I'm also getting paid for doing nothing for the next three weeks, so this is going to be fun.

I also dreamed that there was a Kiwi Mansion, and everyone would smoke weed on the roof. I was slightly disappointed when I woke up.

 

[Marvin]

Remembered that I have a giant box full of limoncello and multiple types of whiskey in my closet. I'm also getting paid for doing nothing for the next three weeks, so this is going to be fun.

Badass.

I also dreamed that there was a Kiwi Mansion, and everyone would smoke weed on the roof. I was slightly disappointed when I woke up.

Just you wait... it's gonna happen.

 

[Lipitor]

Who doesn't want one now?

 

[AnOminous]

Who doesn't want one now?

Everyone I know who drank St. Ides was a junkie.

In the same theme, though.

Purely coincidentally written by a junkie.

 

[AnimuGinger]

So much Guinness.

 

[Marvin]

So much Guinness.

Totally down with you there.

 

[Drossel]

Kratom is some great stuff for relaxing with on a Friday night. At this point I enjoy it more than being drunk, because I still feel significantly better than usual, have that physical and mental buzz, but can still function normally and don't feel sick afterwards. Plus it has some real benefits such as limiting anxiety.
Shame they're banning it here in the UK in a few weeks.

 

[Picklechu]

Spoiler: Breakfast

I'm still technically getting paid for this, too.

EDIT: That picture is fucking huge.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Lucky. The only beer I have right now is Genesee. That shit is rank. (It's really only good for cooking, although it makes a decent redneck shandy)

 

[Spelling Bee]

Any ideas for a good and relatively cheap "just fuck my shit up" drink that I can mix at home?
As it turns out, I'm a bit of a heavyweight and getting drunk with others can be a fucking nightmare, Especially when I'm with my girlfriend who can easily get smashed on just two or three cans of cider
Jack Daniels mixed with Irn Bru used to do the trick for me but it makes my wallet scream in agony.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Any ideas for a good and relatively cheap "just fuck my shit up" drink that I can mix at home?
As it turns out, I'm a bit of a heavyweight and getting drunk with others can be a fucking nightmare, Especially when I'm with my girlfriend who can easily get smashed on just two or three cans of cider
Jack Daniels mixed with Irn Bru used to do the trick for me but it makes my wallet scream in agony.

Crossfading's pretty good for that. Just make sure the combination you're taking isn't poisonous or something. Weed goes great with just about everything.

 

[VLAD]

Crossfading's pretty good for that. Just make sure the combination you're taking isn't poisonous or something. Weed goes great with just about everything.

If you're going to smoke weed while drinking, better drink less than you usually do. THC bonds with your body fat (which is why it takes so long to cleanse out of your system), so your body won't have that buffer of body fat absorption to help slow down the alcohol. One or two drinks along with a bowl usually gives me a very healthy buzz, but any more than that and it's Spin City.

 

[AnOminous]

Any ideas for a good and relatively cheap "just fuck my shit up" drink that I can mix at home?
As it turns out, I'm a bit of a heavyweight and getting drunk with others can be a fucking nightmare, Especially when I'm with my girlfriend who can easily get smashed on just two or three cans of cider
Jack Daniels mixed with Irn Bru used to do the trick for me but it makes my wallet scream in agony.

Dark & Stormy. High proof spiced rum with ginger beer. Mix as desired.

There's also nothing wrong with just taking shots of bourbon neat.

 

[VLAD]

Dark & Stormy. High proof spiced rum with ginger beer. Mix as desired.

Similar: a Whiskey Macdonald. Equal parts blended scotch and ginger wine. Add a splash of boiling water if you're a hot toddy fan.

 

[trip2themoon]

Recently managed to get my hands on some high strength Morphine capsules, the 100mg ones. They are extended release so are designed to give pain relief throughout a whole day but I folded up a piece of paper, emptied out the little balls from the capsule and crushed them up. Took 400mg. Even crushed up they are a bit of a slow burn but the feeling from them is lovely. Unlike Heroin the Morphine is much more of a body stone, it gives you a lovely glow and nothing bothers you. A joint or 2 goes a treat with it.

 

[waffle]

@Spelling Bee make boiler makers.

I'm pretty drunk for the first time in a while. My tolerance has gotten to high lately. If I'm lucky one of my homies will come over tomorrow and we'll smoke some grass. I work way too fucking much an get too stressed out about everything. Grass is the best though, chills my ass out for the next 3-4 days after wards.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Fuck, I'm drunk right now. I'm almost afraid to post something.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Bottle of dry champagne at noon was a bad idea. But it's okay, I have today off. I just ignored the call from work.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

almost went out like hendrix the other day when i was off some fourloco

i don't know why i expected anything else

 

[RIck Sanchez]

Drank some nasty, too sweet wine yesterday at my friends' house. It seemed to have so little alcohol so I ended up drinking way more than I should have without realizing it. Accidentally knocked over my friend's guitar and it took out a glass of sangria. I let my friends wipe up the broken glass and sangria while I wiped down the guitar (read: smeared sangria all over the fingerboard) and then puked a little in the sink.