Drunk / High Thread

I love stoned vocabularies. My favorite was when I forgot the word "sounds" and used "ear colors" instead. *yawn*
Oh man, I was talking with someone tonight, and they said they had reeb. Well, I'm high as shit, so I said that I had deew.

And then they said something about mountain deew. Which made me laugh.

Also, I'm watching Russian It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and it's fucking hilarious, probably not entirely intentionally:
 
I'm being stupid and taking digitalis seeds. At best I see cool shit. At worst I die. Probably nothing will happen.
 
I'm being stupid and taking digitalis seeds. At best I see cool shit. At worst I die. Probably nothing will happen.

I guess this is a good way to get heart palpitations, throw up and have a bad time. I don't think these are known for trips but more for delirium if you massively overdose on them.
 
I'm being stupid and taking digitalis seeds. At best I see cool shit. At worst I die. Probably nothing will happen.

Still alive?

Really want to know if these are were an effective deliriant or if they just poisoned you. And why you didn't just OD on Benadryl if you want to see shadow people like a normal person.
 
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I guess this is a good way to get heart palpitations, throw up and have a bad time. I don't think these are known for trips but more for delirium if you massively overdose on them.

Still alive?

Really want to know if these are were an effective deliriant or if they just poisoned you. And why you didn't just OD on Benadryl if you want to see shadow people like a normal person.
Palpitations. Nothing else. 10/10 would wake up shaking again.
 
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Palpitations. Nothing else. 10/10 would wake up shaking again.

Why would you even do that? I've never heard of that being used recreationally. I also wouldn't recommend any of the other botanical deliriants (like datura or brugmansia) to my worst enemy, as they are known for, at best, Kafkaesque death trips and at worst, lengthy visits to the mental ward and/or morgue.
 
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Why would you even do that? I've never heard of that being used recreationally. I also wouldn't recommend any of the other botanical deliriants (like datura or brugmansia) to my worst enemy, as they are known for, at best, Kafkaesque death trips and at worst, lengthy visits to the mental ward and/or morgue.
I was bored and had the seeds sitting around. :autism:
 
Uncomfortably spun on kiddie speed. Chronically underemployed friends decided to drop acid today. A freak out is underway and I'm getting frantic texts from the unexperienced trip sitter. I am not leaving work early for this shit.

Tell him to take them to a loony bin or call the cops on them for maximum lulz.
 
Woah the Farms has more stoners than I thought. Neat. I should check the off-topic boards more often.

Anyway today I bought some glazed donut vodka. If any of you have a ravenous sweet tooth like mine, this is absolutely the best shit ever. I'm past the point of tasting any alcohol and it's like someone shoved 12 donuts & cake batter into a blender to make a smoothie with. 100/100 please try this if you love yourself.
 
Woah the Farms has more stoners than I thought. Neat. I should check the off-topic boards more often.

Anyway today I bought some glazed donut vodka. If any of you have a ravenous sweet tooth like mine, this is absolutely the best shit ever. I'm past the point of tasting any alcohol and it's like someone shoved 12 donuts & cake batter into a blender to make a smoothie with. 100/100 please try this if you love yourself.
Huh, so it's worth trying? I saw it in a store awhile and the concept sounded absolutely disgusting. I'll need to give it a try then.
 
Huh, so it's worth trying? I saw it in a store awhile and the concept sounded absolutely disgusting. I'll need to give it a try then.

Same, I'd been on the fence about trying it for a while. It is SUPER sugary, so if that's not your thing you may not like it. But it doesn't have that artificial sweetener taste at all. I'm pretty sure they used natural caramel flavor or something. It has a surprisingly smooth finish, too. Definitely going to buy another bottle with my next paycheck, I say go for it.
 
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wtf glazed donut vodka. if you are not drinking bottom shelf whiskey and shouting at the neighbors then you are a cuck :suffering:


(@Jackass RN tell me more about your homemade syrups please)
 
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