Drunk / High Thread

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I think Sanic must've injected like a million marijuanas or something.

I'm out of weed :(
The Hunter said:
I'm gonna go crazy if I don't drive some alcohol into me soon.

Being 20 in America sucks, especially when all your friends that can get you liquor move to fuckoffityland.
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That really blows. I'd buy you booze. Before my sister turned 21, I bought her booze. I feel I've done my duty as an older brother.
Sanic said:
Being good friends (not the gay Yu-gi-oh friendship), but actual connections between people. Positive and negative, but we forgive and love.
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The best friendship is L and Light from Death Note. :heart-full:
 
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Marvin said:
That really blows. I'd buy you booze. Before my sister turned 21, I bought her booze. I feel I've done my duty as an older brother.
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My brother's 21, but he doesn't drink, has no money, and is a dick. And would probably snitch too.
 
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Okay, I'm sober now. I had some good weed combined with Clonazepam. Then I just lost all sense of focus and typed out whatever the hell was currently going through my head.

I think I gotta lay off the drugs for awhile (aka: half a day).
 
Been half a day. Dude, Gumball is the best show ever. Eating a half a sandwich, browsing the forums, sitting down, being with my bro make this best time ever, guys. I'm feeeeeling fine.
 
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Been half a day. Dude, Gumball is the best show ever. Eating a half a sandwich, browsing the forums, sitting down, being with my bro make this best time ever, guys. I'm feeeeeling fine.
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Gumball does seeem like the sort of show that needs the aid of drugs and/or alcohol to enhance it's viewing experience, but then again, that can be said about pretty much any show on TV.
 
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Easy way to get served in a bar under 21 in America 101: speak in a British accent.

When I travelled over the pond I was still 18, so I could drink back home legally but not while I was in America. I was pretty gutted thinking about it, I wanted to go out to proper American bars and drink Coors Light and shout WOO YEA or whatever the fuck it is you guys do in bars.

All worries dispelled in a moment, the second I asked for a pint the guy behind the bar said "Are you British?" and I was worried he was gonna ID me, but instead he just said "DUDE. AWESOME" and poured my beer.

Love you guys, you Yank bastards.
 
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Hey, I'm finally here. Gonna go get more high soon. I have some green crack in my grinder today and so far it's been pretty great.
 
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Blunt high, plus they were giving away ginger beer and got some kraken, more green, free white owls, gonna make some enchiladas and chill
 
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I'm about to drink some home made alcoholic ginger beer, smoke a fat one, play alien isolation for the first time, and probably shit my pants. Wish me luck.
 
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I don't drink or do drugs but have roommates that do.

Last night we had friends over, just about everyone high and agreed on ordering pizza. As I went to the bathroom two of the guys placed the order. About 30 minutes later the pizzas arrive. After taking the boxes to the kitchen I open them up to realize they ordered two pizzas, both half Hawaiian, half pepperoni.

Clearly they did not think this through.
 
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Kittentits said:
I don't drink or do drugs but have roommates that do.

Last night we had friends over, just about everyone high and agreed on ordering pizza. As I went to the bathroom two of the guys placed the order. About 30 minutes later the pizzas arrive. After taking the boxes to the kitchen I open them up to realize they ordered two pizzas, both half Hawaiian, half pepperoni.

Clearly they did not think this through.
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Oh God, the things you forget while you're are. Basic logic sometimes doesn't apply.
 
I'm going to light up for the first time with my galpal this weekend. Any ideas on what to do while stoned? What music to listen to perhaps?
 
I'm so out of it, my brother is talking to me and it's completely drowned out. Feels good, man.
 
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