Drunk / High Thread

Milk Mage said:
Nigger i am s5ink as fuckkhelp. Eme
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Depends what you’re on. If you’re on uppers, take some downers; downers, take some uppers. Of course this does not apply to large doses of anything; in this case, your only friend is time, and she is not a comforting one.

Myself, I’m just on plain old alcohol. I’ve got a weekend retreat with the in-laws ahead of me; three people I have nothing in common with. Who are far more successful than my wife or me will ever be. And they don’t even drink. They’ll probably use this occasion to announce they’re having a kid or something…sorry for the rant…

Here’s some positive information: Bushmills Black Label is the best Irish Whiskey. Fuck all that Protestant/Catholic bullshit
 
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I recently ruined my current sobriety high score by drinking a six pack, and decided I might go for negotiated surrender (instead of unconditional surrender) by drinking no more than a six pack per weekend.

I also hadn't had wine in a long time, so I bought a 1.5 liter, though at the time I wondered if I shoudn't have gotten the 0.75 bottle instead. I clearly should have.
 
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I had this idea of drinking no more than a six pack once per week on Friday only, and that has been a failure pretty much from the get-go. This evening I'm getting drunk because my dog's being put down, he was very old (like 14) but he must have spiraled downhill really fast because he was more or less fine when I last saw him. I feel fine right now. I never drank all that much until I moved here for grad school. I probably would have wandered into alcohol abuse on my own regardless, but it escalated dramatically here. The dog (a Shetland sheepdog) and I loved each other to an extent I think few people can relate to. It didn't bother me as much when his sister died, but her faculties went so gradually that there was plenty of time to mourn that in advance, and it's the death of both of them that gives a disturbing sense of finality to it. My friend here has also moved off.
 
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Ughubughughughughughghlug said:
I had this idea of drinking no more than a six pack once per week on Friday only, and that has been a failure pretty much from the get-go. This evening I'm getting drunk because my dog's being put down, he was very old (like 14) but he must have spiraled downhill really fast because he was more or less fine when I last saw him. I feel fine right now. I never drank all that much until I moved here for grad school. I probably would have wandered into alcohol abuse on my own regardless, but it escalated dramatically here. The dog (a Shetland sheepdog) and I loved each other to an extent I think few people can relate to. It didn't bother me as much when his sister died, but her faculties went so gradually that there was plenty of time to mourn that in advance, and it's the death of both of them that gives a disturbing sense of finality to it. My friend here has also moved off.
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LOL I don't feel fine now, I feel like killing someone.
 
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I have small batch bourbon and I must drunk post

I'm a good-natured drunk so I hope everyone has a nice evening is all I'll say. Maybe raise a glass if you feel so inclined. :)

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Terrible night, beer didn't help. It's okay, thanks for the attempt old chap.
 
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I found a brilliant lifehack to stop from drinking yourself to death, bros
Buy a six-pack or a 750 ml bottle and no more
You'll be too drunk to go to the store and get more, but it won't make you ill the day after
 
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Ughubughughughughughghlug said:
I found a brilliant lifehack to stop from drinking yourself to death, bros
Buy a six-pack or a 750 ml bottle and no more
You'll be too drunk to go to the store and get more, but it won't make you ill the day after
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There are alcohol delivery companies in my city, but thank you for the thought anyway.
 
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Do they like Jamiroquai in Japan? I hope they do.

I had too many beers tonight and went on a shit date not in that order
 
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