Drunk / High Thread

I'm drunk and high and feel sooo good.
I went with my boyfriend & his dad to the weed shop. We bought edibles, I sperged for awhile about how we should make our own edibles (father in law and I both enjoy cooking) I'm still trying to get him to go for this idea because he's really good at cooking and that seems like a fun thing.
 
So I had a pot cookie(?) yesterday and it was legit horrifying.
First time I decided to get high. I had about half of it even though the thing was small and wouldn't even do shit to me. That was really stupid of me looking back though. A half an hour later after feeling nothing, I got really hungry so I made myself a sandwich. Was kind of annoyed, I was told I would start feeling something within an hour. While I was eating though, I got the weirdest fucking feeling ever. It felt like my heart exploded and I could feel fucking everything to an unsettling level. I could see just fine, but my brain couldn't process shit as well visually. My sense of distance felt totally fucked. I was pretty much freaking out before I quickly decided that trying to remain calm would probably be better for me in the long run. Thought my heart really did explode as retarded as that sounds so I checked for a pulse like 3 times before calming down a bit more. I felt like I needed to burp real bad so I just kept chugging soda and shit and man I don't know why, but it's much easier to burp when you're high. What was really unsettling though is that like I said, I could feel more shit. Like I could really feel the inside of my throat and shit and all the soda going down it. When I touched a part of myself after holding the soda, I could feel like the cold get under my skin. It was really freaky. I just wanted to play games while I was high, that always sounded like fun. Instead I had a mini panic attack and took a stress nap.
Wasn't all bad though. My sense of humor went retarded too so that was fun a little. Also listening to music while high was pretty alright. I really want to play some video games while high. Specifically Dragon Age: Origins, Titanfall 2, Deus Ex, Furi, and one of the Neverwinter Nights games I bought during a GOG sale. A Katamari game or Noby Noby Boy would also seem pretty fitting for being high, but I don't have a PS3 anymore so oh well. Could probably emulate a Katamari game though.
 
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So I had a pot cookie(?) yesterday and it was legit horrifying.
First time I decided to get high. I had about half of it even though the thing was small and wouldn't even do shit to me. That was really stupid of me looking back though. A half an hour later after feeling nothing, I got really hungry so I made myself a sandwich. Was kind of annoyed, I was told I would start feeling something within an hour. While I was eating though, I got the weirdest fucking feeling ever. It felt like my heart exploded and I could feel fucking everything to an unsettling level. I could see just fine, but my brain couldn't process shit as well visually. My sense of distance felt totally fucked. I was pretty much freaking out before I quickly decided that trying to remain calm would probably be better for me in the long run. Thought my heart really did explode as exceptional as that sounds so I checked for a pulse like 3 times before calming down a bit more. I felt like I needed to burp real bad so I just kept chugging soda and shit and man I don't know why, but it's much easier to burp when you're high. What was really unsettling though is that like I said, I could feel more shit. Like I could really feel the inside of my throat and shit and all the soda going down it. When I touched a part of myself after holding the soda, I could feel like the cold get under my skin. It was really freaky. I just wanted to play games while I was high, that always sounded like fun. Instead I had a mini panic attack and took a stress nap.
Wasn't all bad though. My sense of humor went exceptional too so that was fun a little. Also listening to music while high was pretty alright. I really want to play some video games while high. Specifically Dragon Age: Origins, Titanfall 2, Deus Ex, Furi, and one of the Neverwinter Nights games I bought during a GOG sale. A Katamari game or Noby Noby Boy would also seem pretty fitting for being high, but I don't have a PS3 anymore so oh well. Could probably emulate a Katamari game though.
You should watch star trek while high, I always have a good time doing that.
 
So I had a pot cookie(?) yesterday and it was legit horrifying.
First time I decided to get high. I had about half of it even though the thing was small and wouldn't even do shit to me. That was really stupid of me looking back though. A half an hour later after feeling nothing, I got really hungry so I made myself a sandwich. Was kind of annoyed, I was told I would start feeling something within an hour. While I was eating though, I got the weirdest fucking feeling ever. It felt like my heart exploded and I could feel fucking everything to an unsettling level. I could see just fine, but my brain couldn't process shit as well visually. My sense of distance felt totally fucked. I was pretty much freaking out before I quickly decided that trying to remain calm would probably be better for me in the long run. Thought my heart really did explode as exceptional as that sounds so I checked for a pulse like 3 times before calming down a bit more. I felt like I needed to burp real bad so I just kept chugging soda and shit and man I don't know why, but it's much easier to burp when you're high. What was really unsettling though is that like I said, I could feel more shit. Like I could really feel the inside of my throat and shit and all the soda going down it. When I touched a part of myself after holding the soda, I could feel like the cold get under my skin. It was really freaky. I just wanted to play games while I was high, that always sounded like fun. Instead I had a mini panic attack and took a stress nap.
Wasn't all bad though. My sense of humor went exceptional too so that was fun a little. Also listening to music while high was pretty alright. I really want to play some video games while high. Specifically Dragon Age: Origins, Titanfall 2, Deus Ex, Furi, and one of the Neverwinter Nights games I bought during a GOG sale. A Katamari game or Noby Noby Boy would also seem pretty fitting for being high, but I don't have a PS3 anymore so oh well. Could probably emulate a Katamari game though.

Edibles are a bad way to start. It's a different kind of high and is usually a lot more intense than simply smoking (at least it is for me).

Next time, try to smoke a joint or bowl with some friends. You should experience a much more "normal" high.

Good on you for trying it though.
 
You should watch star trek while high, I always have a good time doing that.
Yeah I was thinking about watching some TOS episodes next time. I really want to watch some Twin Peaks while high though, especially the more surreal episodes. I feel like that would be a blast. Reading Tails Gets Trolled also seems like it would be amazing. Probably going to start knocking off games first though. That's been the main thing I've wanted to do while high. Would really be cool to experience my favorite games another way.

Edibles are a bad way to start. It's a different kind of high and is usually a lot more intense than simply smoking (at least it is for me).

Next time, try to smoke a joint or bowl with some friends. You should experience a much more "normal" high.

Good on you for trying it though.
It was pretty intense. I was pretty surprised at how sudden it hit me. I was expecting some sort of build up like I feel when I drink, but it was really immediate and caught me completely off guard.
You're right though, smoking is probably more sensible. I'm kind of worried about the smell though. I've smelled a bit of weed before and it was gross to me. Even the cookie had a weird smell to it (though it tasted good).
 
It was pretty intense. I was pretty surprised at how sudden it hit me. I was expecting some sort of build up like I feel when I drink, but it was really immediate and caught me completely off guard.
You're right though, smoking is probably more sensible. I'm kind of worried about the smell though. I've smelled a bit of weed before and it was gross to me. Even the cookie had a weird smell to it (though it tasted good).

Weed will always smell, there's really not a whole lot you can do about that. I've never considered it "gross", but that's a matter of opinion.

Just try it; you'll get used to it quickly.
 
So, new pot smoker here, and in the glorious state of legal weed (Washington). Any suggestions for favorite strains I should try? I've tried mostly hybrids like Green Crack, Girl Scout Cookies and tonight I'm cozying up with a bowl of Pink Cookies. Husband picked up Blue Dream.
 
Any suggestions for favorite strains I should try?

Here 's some of mine:

Bruce Banner (this is my all-time favorite strain, a nice heady high, great when I want to jam on my instruments)
Tango
Any of the Girl Scout Cookies strains
Any of the "Poisons" (eg Durban, White)
Blue Dream
Maui Wowie
Hell's Angel OG (great indica dom I use mainly for insomnia/anxiety)
Purple Kush
 
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I'm wasted on Christmas liquor and I have an open invitation from my roommate in case I ever want to smoke a joint with her. Life is good.
 
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I got carded very intensely last night
I have an out of state ID but it's not an uncommon one. The guy spent like ten minutes trying to look up of it was real or not.
I'm not sure if he thought I was underage or a plant. Either way, I'm flattered.
 
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Who has good a Bloody Mary recipe? I make mine with V8 juice or hand juiced veggies when I'm showing off, but that's my only secret. +1 hangover beverage of choice, it's a meal and all your vitamins in one go.

I got carded very intensely last night
I have an out of state ID but it's not an uncommon one. The guy spent like ten minutes trying to look up of it was real or not.
I'm not sure if he thought I was underage or a plant. Either way, I'm flattered.

You should visit Utah you can enjoy that experience three times in a row at the same bar every time you want a drink.
 
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+1 for fresh veggies and choice of drink. This is my favorite bloody mary and I happen to be an expert in bloody marys
  • 2 oz Hot Monkey Pepper Flavored Vodka
  • 2 T dill pickle brine
  • 1/2 t Worcestershire sauce
  • 1/4 t onion powder
  • 1/4 t garlic powder
  • 1/4 t lemon pepper
  • 8 oz Campbell’s tomato juice
  • 0.5 oz fresh squeezed lemon juice
  • 0.5 oz fresh squeezed lime juice
Of course you can leave out some stuff and it will still be better than v8. The mere thought of v8 makes me disappoint in you son.
You really need some spice in it. Plain vodka is fine but if you don't have an infused vodka, add a couple of drops of Tabasco sauce or another hot sauce you like.
Pickle brine is just the stuff in the jar of pickles, you don't need anything fancy here. Buy a big jar of dill pickles that you like and pour the brine into this recipe. It looks dirty, but it's so good. Don't worry if the garlic chunks get in.
I think Worcester is an important key ingredient, but everything here is good. Probably sub the campbells with your fresh juiced veggies, that would be awesome.
IMO the lemon pepper isn't necessary but if you have it might as well.
 
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+1 for fresh veggies and choice of drink. This is my favorite bloody mary and I happen to be an expert in bloody marys
Of course you can leave out some stuff and it will still be better than v8. The mere thought of v8 makes me disappoint in you son.
You really need some spice in it. Plain vodka is fine but if you don't have an infused vodka, add a couple of drops of Tabasco sauce or another hot sauce you like.
Pickle brine is just the stuff in the jar of pickles, you don't need anything fancy here. Buy a big jar of dill pickles that you like and pour the brine into this recipe. It looks dirty, but it's so good. Don't worry if the garlic chunks get in.
I think Worcester is an important key ingredient, but everything here is good. Probably sub the campbells with your fresh juiced veggies, that would be awesome.
IMO the lemon pepper isn't necessary but if you have it might as well.

I mean I use ingredients besides v8 juice, I'm not a heathen, I just substitute tomato juice with v8. Horseradish is a favorite addition and I usually just wing it with what's on hand (always Worcestershire). I will one hundred percent try that recipe though, thanks :) I never thought of adding lemon pepper.
 
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I mean I use ingredients besides v8 juice, I'm not a heathen, I just substitute tomato juice with v8. Horseradish is a favorite addition and I usually just wing it with what's on hand (always Worcestershire). I will one hundred percent try that recipe though, thanks :) I never thought of adding lemon pepper.

I like the spicy V8 with Tabasco and ground pepper, also sometimes spicy Clamato. Some people find the very idea of Clamato repulsive but I think it makes a nice Bloody Mary. I also like both of these for a Virgin Mary if I'm not drinking for whatever reason.
 
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