Drunk / High Thread

[Aljam]

Lebanese hash is the best. Expensive but really gets the noggin jogging

 

[ImagineTheSmell]

I'm drinking sake because I'm a turbo weeb.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I've tried dabbing to see what all the buzz was about, and bro I'm time traveling right now.
This is some sci-fi shit, I'm moving like Jherek Carnelian it's got me fucked up.

 

[TETRABAX]

I hate cardboard, I hate humidity, I hate that it's dangerous to drink and drive.

Had to shotgun 2 beers on the way home cause the boxes fell apart and the beers sprung a leak after hitting the asphalt

 

[ImagineTheSmell]

I recognize that stove. See you soon nigger

 

[TETRABAX]

I recognize that stove. See you soon nigger

I'm white-ish

 

[TETRABAX]

IDK if it's 1:30am or 1:30pm but it's time to smoke crackilacky

Edit: ...if I can find were I hid my pipe that is...

 

[Huh what?]

I am currently stoned and watching Anthony Bourdain

 

[Nitro!]

I have perfected the art of drinking whiskey. Hint: stop being a pussy and DRINK!

In other news, if I tilt my head just so, I think I can remember my hot Irish ex's number...

 

[maguyver16]

I've gone five days without smoking weed, im wanting to see how far i can go. I am, however, enjoying a nice glass of top shelf Long Island Iced Tea, like the true autist i am

 

[drfuzzyballs]

If I'm ever crazy rich and powerful I wanna start a secret society.

 

[cockaine]

If I'm ever crazy rich and powerful I wanna start a secret society.

Those devolve into group masturbation meet-ups fast, trust me & don't bother.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

I think i'll have a nice Bushmill sour and a pipe of tobacco tonight.

 

[Carlos Thin]

I have perfected the art of drinking whiskey. Hint: stop being a pussy and DRINK!

In other news, if I tilt my head just so, I think I can remember my hot Irish ex's number...

Nothing an Irish girl likes better than a hot Whiskey. Mix it with lemon and cloves, or pinch of powdered ginger and heat up some apple juice/cider (The American kind).

And since my passport expired I can finally say it: Bushmill's is the better whiskey, in fact Bushmill's is the best Irish whiskey.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Help I'm a rock.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Help I'm a rock.

What will you do if the people you knew were the plastic that melted and the chromium too? Who are the brain police??

 

[Digital Thunder]

Got myself drunk off sake by accident after very intentional “I’ll have a single drink for taste, and that’s that” practicing for years since I’ve been old enough to drink. Extremely tingly, drunkenness aside. Oops?

 

[Carlos Thin]

I had to comb through an acre of shitposts to find this thread. General has become fucking terrible.

I’m drinking Castle Danger Cream Ale and listening to Andrew WK

 

[Nitro!]

HELLO intoxicated friends, it is the Thanksgiving & Christmas seasons so you know what that means. DRINK!

I am disappointed that I wore my KFarms hoodie through two major airports and no one called me a nigger. Happy Thanksgiving!

 

[Pikanic]

I made burgers for our friends. It is good and healthy to be social. I love burgers. 9% cider x a lot. Thank you.