Drunk / High Thread

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

I don’t think I’ll be able to make a sentence as coherent as this compared to last Thursday. I was too fucking smacked lol

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Drunk thread im in.
How did you find kiwi farms?
I was watchin Sargon and some witch said you know kiwi farms.
No I dont. Then yea I looked up kiwifarms. Thanks witch.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

nigga i’m high right now shieet why da lorax jewish cuh

 

[Whatevermancer]

Came from a dentist, half of my face fucking hurts, drank some cider and rum, feeling much better now.

 

[PunkinMan]

One time I was so drunk I used a blender with the lid off to make a Margherita on a girls bed, 1 of the times where it felt like I had never been more embarrassed in my entire life.

 

[Marvin]

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Oh god, now I have to know if this guy's parents really named him Beans or if this is some adopted tranny name. He's a they/them troon who studies sexuality and feminism...so I have no idea. Looks like some of the people on the student's page committed the horrible crime of signing a petition and not much else.

I'm high as shit.

I read this and started crying laughing.

The jews doxed mah nigga beans!!

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I'm blazed and listening to all my saved songs on Spotify, damn I have good taste in music.

 

[NoBueno]

What you want?

 

[Marvin]

I'm watching Clear and Present Danger.

Harrison Ford makes a secret drug war in Colombia look fuckin boss.

The CIA is so cool.

I'm sorta blazed.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

i remember discovering this song high at the beginning of the year and was blown away. it’s called “aquarius” by joao donato.

 

[MAAAD]

Hhahaha I' love being drunk ahhahahahahah
Third beer bottle to go

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I felt pretty fucking drunk while ranting about Nintendo last week.

 

[Carlos Thin]

I'm drunk as a skunk right now, trying to sort out the meta data of my e-book collection on Calibre. I thought it would be easier if I was drinking...


Here's the best song from the adaptation of the greatest novel ever written. God I wish I were a cowboy...

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

shit, food taste so mfing good, nigga, dayuummm

 

[Whatevermancer]

Rum 'n' coke is good.
Also, theme of this post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxaLGbTDcdQ

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

why does null look like a retarded shane dawson

 

[Dr Cruel]

Probably shouldn't have put this here.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Sharing is caring.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

Anyone else partaking right now or is it just me?

 

[Marvin]

Anyone else partaking right now or is it just me?

I'm about to indulge and chill out on the couch.