Drunk / High Thread

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I didn't have to work today and I've gotten all my shit done for the day. Time to get my drank on.

 

[Medic]

I just got done with some Jack & Coke, the lady didn't mix it she just poured it on there at the same time iced it and then handed it to me. I took zip and already I felt a bit hazy. Then after that I just ordered a lemonade to hold me over for about an hour. I was buzzed but not completely fucked up but once I stopped zipping that tan rusted liquid I felt better. I did laugh a bit when an old man was there during the Fog bowl, and said a woman flashed her tits saying "If I can't see the fucking game then they can't see this" and then started flashing the old man said. I thought shit was hilarious. God I wish Gen-Z's enjoyed life sharing stories like that.

 

[RollingRock2]

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Getting my smoke on tonight. Got a nice sativa I'm really enjoying.

 

[Epikusername4]

if you like watch goodfellas and mellin collie and the Infinite sadness fit like really well together man like fuck

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

Where the freed niggas at? I’m free!

edit: this came right on time, too! for the free niggas only!

 

[Dumb mst3k fan]

Been a sale of mendo breath at my dispensary. $13 for a two pack. Pre roll. I’m liking it. Watching aliens and Excalibur. Having fun

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

"what the fuck is you" is a really funny phrase
i want to post those stupid early 2000s pixelated high emojis

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

i took acid recently. drew a lot. learned a little. the comedown is always a little tough, isn’t it?

 

[LimeRikki]

This Lime is a little bit pickled
(The THC through my brain trickled)
A fun fact to share
If you weren't aware,
Some rats really love to be tickled!

I'm finishing off the last of my current cart, it's a pretty good sativa, with zero paranoia, effects for me, which is always a risk with any sativa.

 

[Marvin]

I'm a little blazed and I'm watching the 1995 Judge Dredd movie for the first time.

I made some garlic butter (well really flavacol) popcorn.

 

[Second Alter Ego]

I got off work and cracked open a bottle of whiskey I had in my car and drank it while driving and drove to the next state over and gotreally fucking drunk and went to a diner and I don't remember eating but I drove home with food so I basically got jewed out of half my food because drunkme ate it

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

When I was in school, I was so far ahead of the other kids. They all wanted to be pilots and astronauts one day. Bunch of lames, I was already high in the clouds every day, I didn't need to wait for no damn rockets.

 

[cockaine]

Any of you single moms in here want company&conversation this Mother's Day?

 

[cockaine]

i took acid recently. drew a lot. learned a little. the comedown is always a little tough, isn’t it?

Show us or I'll push my grandma down the stairs

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

Show us or I'll push my grandma down the stairs

most of em are personal. i love the elderly, so i’ll share one i had fun with:

 

[Second Alter Ego]

Wel l dlsdthe long anad short of is is is LI fslammes slammed some vodka pretty quisl
And IM lostsingignnnnto some musif
God im suck a reatrd

I have spins

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Weeeeeee. I'm drunk!

 

[Marvin]

I'm high as fuck and watching the Manchurian Candidate (2004).

Some of the acting didn't age so well, mostly any of the scenes involving Meryl Streep's character.

But it's still a pretty crisp spy (or really more political) thriller, especially if you're high.

Denzel's pretty good in it.



I've got some snacks like some cheese sticks and some jerky / slim Jim type sticks.

 

[cockaine]

Dxm, doxylamine, miller highlife, d8, and nic. I'm on the middle school pineapple express rn and completely disassociated from the concept of shame