DSP Plays Fallgout 4

[Malcolm X]

Phil is taking a break from this game because support and attendance keep going down every time he streams it, so it’ll return in July or August 2024 (yes he said the year).

Spoiler: The End is the Beginning is the End

“The YouTube ack—exclusive.”

lol

“We always knew this was kind of a filler playthrough.”

I’ll say.

Phil’s doing Nuka-World, avoiding the main story like a motherfucker.

“Which follower should I take with me, whadda you guise think?”

“I maxed out Piper, Cait, and MacCready my first playthrough? Who the hell is Cait? Who’s MacCready? Who the hell are they?”

A reminder that Fallout 4 was Phil’s game of the year in 2015 and MacCready was also in Fallout 3 where he was the "mayor" of a town consisting entirely of childrens. You'd think that might stick in memory but this is The Guy who didn't remember the Gary vault.

“Oh wait that’s not Hancock, that’s what’s his name.”

“I avoided this for 53 hours.”

Preston is giving Phil the first Minuteman mission and he’s not happy about it.

“I definitely do not want Preston Garvey as my follower.”

“What the HELL? I have a robot companion named Ada? I’m gonna take the robot companion.”

So Phil ignored whatever chat said about which companion they wanted, we’re doing what Phil wants.

Phil getting positively molested by Gunners at the entrance to Nuka-World.

“I’m about to die nao cause the car blew up. That sucks. That sucks, I only have to heal because the car blew up.”

It does suck, you really should’ve been killed by it.

“Zoop! Instant execution. INSTANT EXECUTION.”

Negro, you’ve been doing that for the last 40 hours, isn’t the bloom off the rose by now?

“What a bunch of dicks. Now I gotta use health items? For dih stupuh ting?

Killed by grenades in the Gauntlet, death 37.

Killed by the same grenades in the Gauntlet, death 38.

“Well that was exciting, anyway…ack ack ack, okay then.”

Phil slashed at a grenade bouquet and the resulting explosion killed him, death 39.

“Wha…where…wha…? Where is he? I don’t know where he is.”

On the platform above you.

“I don’t even know who’s in there, I didn’t see anyone. They were shootin me but I didn’t see them, so, whatever. I’m outta here.”

Great streamer.

“I paid for the DLC, I wanna skip half the content, you asshole.”

Phil is ignoring the boss to loot and to complain about the loot.

“Is he Australian?”

That’s an English accent, Phil, you’ve heard an Australian speak, that’s not even close.

Phil wants to beat the boss without using the mechanic that makes him vulnerable to damage. Since only crits hurt the boss otherwise and Phil only gets a crit every like 8 hits, we’re doing this fight, intentionally, the dumbest possible way.

“Amazing.”

Negro, you made the choice to subject your audience to this.

“They shoulda gave him more than 1 line. ‘Izzat all you got, izzat all you got’, shut the fuck up, say something else.”

Yeah well this fight should’ve been over in 20 seconds, the devs didn’t write and record lines just in case some asshole decided to spend 5 minutes chipping away at a dude in power armor with a glorified kitchen knife.

Phil is addicted to alcohol, and now so is his character.

“Done, dinta use da water gun.”

After 10 stupifyingly dull minutes, Phil has defeated the boss in the very definition of brute forcing a fight.

We’re not even an hour into the stream and Phil’s yawning, I’d be bored too if I spent 10 fucking minutes mashing stab nonstop over and over.

672 continues his membership with a message asking Phil to up the difficulty, Phil shits on him and looks directly into the camera to tell the cuck to shut up, thanks for the money, dummy.

“Why can I take the bottle caps right out of this guy’s register?”

You’re the boss of Nuka-World and he’s a slave wearing an explosive collar? Like what the fuck.

Phil is very displeased by the pitiful offerings of the Nuka-World Market.

An attractive woman character says on Phil’s approach, “As long as you keep your eyes on the merchandise and off me, I’m happy to do business.”

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh….WHAT? Why did she talk lie dah?”

Phil’s fear of female sexuality example #38575989.

“Could I technically just skip the entire story and go kill the 3 leaders rite nao? I wonder if you could just go ahead and murder everyone. Let’s find out. Wanna do something totally different?”

Someone tells Phil he gets better rewards by not doing that, so we immediately abandon this idea.

He’s complaining the Pip Boy light is too bright again.

“I just take everything that I want. It’s so weird, why are they allowing me to steal from them? I dunno.”

I’m convinced Phil has a learning disability, like you are the crime boss and they are all gang slaves, they are locked into neck collars that you can activate to literally blow their heads off, what are you not understanding about this.

His stream is so boring he’s reduced to just going “ruhruhruhruh, ruhruhruhruhruhruh, ack ack ack”. Nothing’s happen on the screen, just an NPC talking and he starts making unintelligible noises.

“How can you take this seriously?”

….raiders have outlandish appearances? It’s kind of like their whole thing for the last 3 Fallout games? What the fuck.

“We have 3 miscellaneous-style quests to do for everyone.”

“‘Consider switching to a new companion for more dialog?’ Uhhhh…do we really need more dialog right now?”

Phil doesn’t know if you can fast travel from Goodneighbor.

“Wahdaell, where am I? I don’t know how to get back up there.”

“Yo why are there so many? What is happening right now? Look how so many guys there are. This is right outside of where the ship used to be, remember, USS Constitution was here?”

Phil is in Quincy, nowhere near where Constitution was, like not even in the same quadrant of the fucking map.

Phil is really struggling with the Quincy fight. I found it pretty challenging too when I did it at less than half Phil’s level. But I shouldn’t make fun of Phil for getting molested in a battle I managed without too much trouble since my gear and build were much better than his.

Phil thinks the Gunners have a Fat Man, they don’t, it’s the cars blowing up.

Phil missed his jump down to a bridge and died, death 40. Died to the last two Gunners left alive in Quincy, you love to see it.

Phil is dead silent, he’s mad he has to do all of Quincy again.

“For the record, the raiders [sic] did not kill me.”

Phil has skipped Quincy entirely and is going where he was supposed to go in the first place, the Fallout version of ragequitting an SF set after one loss.

“We’re naht really seein any good lewt?”

Negro you are fighting raiders, enemies like 40 levels below you, yeah they don’t have good loot for you.

Phil just murdered one of his allies because he wasn’t paying attention. He saw two guys shooting at his enemy and he walked up to one and fucking knifed him. He didn’t pause to wonder why the guy was facing away from him and shooting at the Gunner, just Phil see, Phil stab.

“Don’t I find it too easy to one-shot the enemies? There’s LITERALLY nothing else to do, whaddya wamme tah do, just make the enemies artificially harder? How does that improve the game at all? It doesn’t. You’re always going to get this powerful by playing Fallout correctly. That’s just how Fallout is.”

Now he’s saying it would be too easy and therefore boring if he’d used an exploit to become overpowered, but he’s overpowered because of his build. Okay? So what, what's the point here? I guess I’m just not smart enough to follow Phil’s reasoning.

He’s still arguing with his chat about increasing the difficulty, continuing the lie—or maybe he really doesn’t know that what he’s saying isn’t true—that all it does is make enemies harder to kill. He's level 55 and his armor is better than it was earlier—not as good as mine at level 25, but better—and he has some perks to make him a little tougher, but it would be more entertaining for everyone, even him honestly, if he upped the difficulty so the enemies hit harder. But we all know that’s not happening, unless somebody offers him money like they did for his last New Vegas run.

“So yeah I don’t get it, I doan unnerstan. Ever since I started playing this game, people are like, ‘You should play on a harder difficulty.’ And I literally researched it. And I found out that in particular in this game, making the difficulty higher? All it does is it makes the enemies bullet sponges.”

You literally didn’t research it. As I’ve said before, the enemies do increased damage as well, to be precise 150% damage on Hard and 200% (which is double damage in case you don't know that, like Phil doesn't) on Very Hard. You can find that from a simple Google search, which I did to make sure I remembered the percentages right. While I was confirming that, I noticed something I’d forgot about, which is that harder difficulties increase the chance you’ll run into Legendary (i.e. harder) enemies. That reminded me that’s one reason some people like the harder difficulties, since more Legendary enemies = more drops of Legendary gear.

So Phil’s full of shit and lying about doing any research because doing even 10 seconds of reading from one of Google's top results actually proves him wrong, is basically what I’m saying.

“It just takes longer to kill them. It doesn’t even really add challenge. It just makes it take longer to do all the stuff you’re already doing, and it’ll take longer to beat the game. The game is long enough.”

And even if you ignore all that—which you shouldn’t—bro, the enemies shoot back, so the longer it takes you to kill them the longer they’re shooting at you?

Phil’s yawning again, even he’s bored by this.

“How do I do this? I doan unnerSTAN. How do I put the collar on her.”

Phil keeps clicking the same 2 options conversation options, neither one is working so he’s flummoxed, he has no idea what to do.

“I have no fuckin clue, I dunno how to do this. It seems messed up, like I can’t do it now.”

Defeated by an unnamed NPC, we’re reloading the game.

“Aaarrggghhh what a pain in the ass, this is what happens when you don’t have the right build and then they have a mission that’s fuckin impossible to do without that build.”

Phil just advanced this “impossible” mission because, get this, he used Charisma-raising chems to pass the persuasion check, imagine that.

Phil slapped a slave collar on a Diamond City resident in the middle of a bar so now all the bar patrons are attacking him, reloaded again.

Phil thinks that when you fail a persuasion attempt in this game you can just do it again. You can’t, so now we’re watching a loop of dialog as Phil endlessly fails to persuade the NPC to follow him.

Defeated by the unnamed NPC telling him no like 7 times, reload 3.

Save-scumming this mission hard now.

Phil aggroed all of Diamond City again, reload 4.

Phil aggroed all of Diamond City again, reload 5.

Phil complained about each of the last like 4 missions saying they were too easy and short, now he’s complaining this one is too involved and taking too long. Truly you can never please Phil.

Phil got hit by an enemy (an attack dog I think, it was behind him) as he was entering a building and he didn’t even notice, like how do you not notice the screen canting to one side, a big red blurb, your character grunting in pain, AND the chomp of dog on leg? And no he wasn't just ignoring it, he was confused when the enemies suddenly appeared in the building with him.

Someone again makes fun of how boring the game is since Phil just Pip Boys and quaffs stimpaks whenever his shitty play gets him in trouble and Phil again basically says it’s okay because he didn’t cheat to get a lot of stimpaks. I gather his point now is that it's the game that's boring and not him? If Phil weren’t complete shit at his job he’d at least try a higher difficulty just to show his audience what it’s like—I mean Phil himself has said alotta peepul told him this difficulty is boring even before this stream where like 3 different people have complained including a long-time paypig—but we know he’s afraid a higher difficulty would make him show his ass and he also likes 1-shotting everything.

Ah but all is well now, we’re sitting in silence while an NPC talks, now Phil’s back in his comfort zone.

“So he can be your follower, which I prolly wanna do. Great idea.”

So fuck Longfellow, but we want the amoral caporegime who just helped us betray and kill his previous boss watching our back, okay.

Straight up admits he doesn’t need Lead Belly anymore, great build you got there, Phil.

He has no idea what perks to get now, just searching for anything to spend points on. I’m glad I finished this game like 15 levels earlier when I played, I can’t imagine enjoying playing it like this.

“Well ahbviously what I’d like to deewww is get to these areas, I just don’t know how you get to them. Like how do you access these areas? I actually don’t know.”

How do you get anywhere in this game, Phil?

Another cavernous yawn, Phil can’t wait till gin o’clock.

“I can’t get these fuckin rads to stop, what the fuck’s goin on with the rads? DOOD the rads just don’t stop.”

55 hours in as a melee build and ghouls still get the first hit on Phil almost every. Single. Time. It amuses me.

Phil got only 2 tips—$5 each and both in the first 15 minutes—so I think we know why this game is taking a break. God willing it’ll go the way of Divinity 2 and my soul can rest.

And with that said, I’d like to thank everybody who commented on these recaps, stickered them, or just read them. They were, well, not exactly fun to write, but satisfying in a way. If Phil does come back to this game, I'll be here recharged and ready, but if he doesn't, sayonara suckers!

 

[Whaler]

And with that said, I’d like to thank everybody who commented on these recaps, stickered them, or just read them. They were, well, not exactly fun to write, but satisfying in a way. If Phil does come back to this game, I'll be here recharged and ready, but if he doesn't, sayonara suckers!

I read (and maybe stickered) all of them because Open world (style) games are the worst thing I've watched Phil play, but the glutton for punishment in me still wanted to know how bad it was going to be and how lost he'd be despite having played before. Your recaps didn't fail to amuse me and I greatly appreciate the effort you went through for this.

 

[Prince Lotor]

"It’s because my charisma is nonexistent? But the point is, those prices shouldn’t be that high to begin with. Like I understand what you’re saying, ‘Oh, well your charisma would improve that.’ Okay, I geh dah. But don’t you think that at least the base prices should be reasonable so. . ."

Phil has played how many hundred hours of Fallout games and he somehow thinks that having a 1 in a stat is "baseline"? Having 5 in a stat is baseline. You have a negative 4 in Charisma, and no one likes you Phil.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Hey man thank you for giving us this summaries, they were funny and kept me entertained while on break. Now you can take a break until he decides to play this again.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I have to ask, did he bit his nail when he first saw Preston Garvey in Concord?

 

[Whaler]

Posting this here for Malcom X to see (maybe) because I figured he would find it funny. Throughout this playthrough of FO4, Phil has literally done everything he could to explore every single inch of every single place he can possibly get to in order to avoid any of the main quests and yet with his ER DLC playthrough, he's doing the exact opposite. He's trying to do as little exploration as possible despite it making everything a lot harder than it's should be.

 

[Corpun]

That is not correct, the machine purified the water pretty much immediately, it didn’t merely begin the process.

“‘But they never followed that up or acknowledged that.’ That’s true.”

Trying to wrap my head around how Project Purity is related to the Commonwealth Wasteland. There are at least a good few miles between DC and Boston last I checked. Clearly he pays zero attention to Brotherhood dialogue at all since I remember them bringing it up and how they pretty much established control over the whole CW after the events of Fallout 3 too, but not like we don't already know Phil gives less than a rat's ass about any sort of lore.

What a huge Fallout fan.

Did he ever encounter any deathclaws outside of the quest specific one for the first real mission of the game? Did he even poke around the Salem church or whatever with that deathclaw?

 

[Malcolm X]

Like a particularly virulent strain of gonorrhea, Phil’s Fallout 4 run just keeps coming back.

Spoiler: Fallout 4: A New Cope

“I’ve totally forgotten what we were doing. Tuhuh, this’ll be interesting to try to remember what we were doing.”

Elden Ring has better graphics than Fallout 4, guise. This is the kwality kahmmentary that keeps the paypigs glued to the stream.

Phil declares he will no longer eat food in the game, cementing Lead Belly as a complete waste of perk points.

“Look at this irradiation [sic], that’s alotta irradiation man, WHOA.”

Big ups Rad Resist, great use of 4 perk points.

“Why is the chat frozen? The chat is completely frozen Is it that—what’s goin on? Anyone there? Hello?”

“Forget it, go in. Don’t fight all those guys, just go in.”

Now he’s telling chat they are supposed to talk to him, chat does not respond.

“Looga this, you see through some mirrors but not others? That’s kinda cool.”

Phil doesn’t know what a fun house is.

“What do I think is the best Fallout game? You know it’s debatable. Everyone says either Fallout 3 or New Vegas. I like bolth. For various different reasons. So I don’t know if I have a favorite overall.”

Your idiot asked which is the best, Phil, not which is your favorite. I know you're a mongoloid who doesn't know those are different things, but at least tell them your favorite then. And the answer is New Vegas, Fallout New Vegas is the best.

“What’s my favorite Halo? Oooo…that’s a tougher question.”

How could it be tougher than a question you were literally unable to answer?

He is now explaining why he likes different Halo games. He then futzes with his nose and drops the question, but I still want to point out he spent much more time “answering” the Halo question than the Fallout question while playing Fallout.

“I can’t move. It’s glitched. Yeah I can’t move forward. For no reason. Oh wait, there’s glass here. You can’t see it though, oh wauw. You can’t actually see the glass.”

You can see the glass.

“WHO CLOSED DA DOOR?”

You did.

“The door keeps closing on my face.”

Because you’re mashing the button to open and close it.

Phil is explaining to his idiots how he has the far-sightedness you get when you get older, you know, when you have to hold stuff slightly farther away to be able to read it, whatever it’s called. I don’t know why it tickles me when Dave pigsplains stuff every-fucking-body learns by just existing in the world as if he’s super-smart for knowing it, but it does.

“Is that NEAR-sightedness or FAR-sightedness, I always get them confused.”

Valedictorian over here.

Now he’s demonstrating not being able to read small print an inch from his face, just in case any regards watching the stream couldn’t comprehend “can’t see stuff up close” and needed a visual aid.

Phil is such a weird shut-in. One of his idiots told him he can get reading glasses for his old-person far-sightedness and he’s shocked.

“So I wouldn’t need a prescription? You think reading glasses would help wih dah?”

What the fucking do you think “reading glasses” are for, Phil?

Phil says he inherited his need for reading glasses from his father. Now I’m not an optometrist or anything, but I think pretty much everybody gets old people vision when they, like, get old.

Okay maybe I’m language policing here, but who the fuck unironically says “super duper” in their 40s? I think I stopped calling things super duper when I was 8.

“I have to actually heal. Yeah I’m actually gonna have to heal.”

Riveting gameplay. How can his audience only tip him $8 for this amazing show of mashing attacking and sometimes even having to heal?

He’s abusing the hell out of V.A.T.S. to beat ghouls and an easy boss.

Phil has said twice now that he’ll finish the game in 2 or 3 more streams, there’s no way, he won’t even finish Nuka-World this stream.

“There’s gotta be a way outta here. How do we get out of here? Where’s the main exit? We have to leave completely to get outta here[??]? But I don’t know how to do that.”

“How the heck do I get outta here? I don’t know how to get the hell outta here. Where’s the exit? I’m wandering endlessly, how do I leave? This is the wrong way.”

“How the hell do I get outta here man? I just wanna leave. Is this the entrance here? I wanna leave. I literally just wanna leave.”

Phil gave up trying to find the exit and fast-traveled out.

“Why are there so many rads alluva sudden?”

“This is all very confusing.”

“A lot of these movies are all the same these days.”

Yeah grandpa, there were never rip-offs back in your day, there weren’t hundreds of knock-offs of The Matrix and Star Wars and Predator and Aliens.

“I’m tryna figure out like…what are we doing here.”

Phil has no idea what perks to get anymore so he just got max strength and later he’ll just shrug and get Grim Reaper’s Sprint without even looking at other perks.

“I might die so let’s save.”

“Two [Assaultrons] at once. That was purty crazy, hah?”

Their fuck you instadeath head cannon didn’t kill you, so no, not particularly. Even Phil said “purty crazy hah” in the most boring way possible.

He’s just running around 1 shotting almost every enemy including Assaultrons and Legendary enemies before they mutate, you’re not missing anything, it’s indescribably boring.

“Dood! I need like 30 moar star cores to get this power armor, yeah I’m not doing that.”

The next video is titled “Star Core Grind Begins” so he is doing that.

“Oh gawd, it’s glitched, the whole game’s glitched, what the hell was that?”

The graphics on 2 plants were a little fuzzy.

“Do I like New Vegas or Fallout 4 better?”

I don’t want to shock you or anything, but Phil bloviates for a bit and doesn’t answer the question.

Save-scumming before the Old West duel with One-Eyed Ike.

He’s silent after the duel with Ike, just doesn’t say anything about it at all, great steamer.

“So many bloodworms, tuhuh.”

Well yeah you’re not fighting them and just running away aggroing more of them.

“Wha da hell man, I can’t talk to da guy.”

All the enemies you ran past are attacking you, so yeah, kinda hard to carry on a conversation while being chewed on by giant mutated ants.

I don’t know why he came back to this game, he’s obviously bored with it and is trying desperately to get it over with as soon as possible. He’s said like 4 times this stream that he’s very close to the end of the game (he isn’t).

He’s scrolling through all his miscellaneous items looking for a holotape complaining that this update didn’t add an option to sort your inventory with newest items at the top. A fair point, but you could also, like, not carry 100 passwords and holotapes.

So bored he’s open-mouth yawning. Isn’t it like 2 in the afternoon where he lives?

“He [Gage, the DLC companion] keeps wanting to talk to me and I keep refusing.”

Phil loves this game because it’s immersive.

Gage says to Phil, Hey boss can we talk now?

“NO! Never. You’re not important enough.”

Phil says the DLC is decent but it should’ve come earlier in the game. Negro you could’ve done it at any time and you’re the one who chose to do it at level 58, what the fuck.

As I said, I didn’t do this DLC but the Internet’s consensus seems to be you’re supposed to do it around level 25 to 30.

Phil is annoyed the game keeps trying to get him to talk to Gage.

Phil’s lost in the Safari World maze.

“They’re [Gatorclaws] are just coming outta everywhere, look.”

Yeah, the guy you met here told you he keeps killing them and they keep coming, your current quest is to find where they keep coming from, Jesus Christ.

“Oh my lord he actually wants to still talk again.”

Master of language our Phil.

What’s hilarious is, if Phil would just talk to Gage, there’s an option to tell him you’ll talk to him later and he’ll stop asking you.

“Is there any way to get him to SHUT UP?”

“He literally says it nonstop, he won’t shut the hell up.”

“So I guess it’s the red icons? Okay.”

Yes Phil, the red icons on the compass are enemies. 57 hours in the game and still says shit like this.

“I don’t even know where I am. How did I get here?”

“It’s so DAWRK.”

It’s nighttime.

Phil’s only at $13 in tips, $10 from one person, so now he may not finish the game.

Now he’s whining about the Argentine member bombs.

“Anyway I got an incredibly generous tip from [whale of the day]. Thank you, [whale of the day], you’ve allowed me to hit my tier 1 tips goal for today. And I really appreciate dah, cuz otherwise, very slow stream of Fallout.”

Phil sounds as surprised by this tip as a grandmother at her “surprise” birthday party.

“I have 0 tan, I have no tan at all cause I don’t go outside.”

Fucking depressing man, just…sad.

“I don’t even know what we’re doing. What’s the objective right now? I don’t know what the objective is or what we’re doing.”

Look at the Pip Boy and find out, like what the fuck.

“Okay I’m taking TONS of damage now, what is going on?”

You’re level 59 wearing fucking metal armor, that’s what’s going on.

“It won’t die. It was glitched and it wouldn’t die. Look at it, it takes no damage.”

The Nukalurk is taking no damage because you’re banging your bat against its armored shell and not its squishy underside.

“I need all 20 star cores to complete the DLC? Dood I’m not doin it then. I’m serious. I’m naht gonna complete the DLC then.”

Phil getting molested by Nukalurks.

Phil says again he will naht finish the DLC if it requires him to gather star cores.

“I doan wan dah, I doan wan da cores. I dunno what to do.”

“I guess we gotta do it.”

So much for not doing the DLC. And no, nothing changed, he just went from saying like 7 times he is NAHT doing the star core mission even if that means not finishing the DLC to just…guess we gotta do it.

“Can I swing? Just let me stab, stop fuckin interrupting.”

He’s getting murdered by laser turrets now and using the Tesla cannon against them, the item he said was so OP it shouldn’t be in the game.

“Do you think [the enemy] did enough damage?”

Again my guy, you’re wearing armor appropriate for like level 20, you’re gonna take damage.

“Tss, I don’t care about anything you just said, but thanks for the $5 tip.”

Great use of money.

Goddamn Phil is a moron, just a certifiable moron. When he walked into the Starlight Interstellar Theater, it popped up “Find the star cores in the Starlight Interstellar Theater (0/4).” Phil picked up 1 and left and now he’s flabbergasted the game is still showing the quest marker there.

“Now they want me to go back in, but I already got the core. What is goin ahn? Yeah see this is fucked up, the mission’s fucked up. I already got the star core, so what are they telling me to do? I have no idea. It’s naht, it’s naht workin right. This is naht good. I don’t think this is working. Yeah I dunno man, this is screwed up.”

“It’s saying there’s 4 of them in the theater, but there’s no icons for them. So how am I supposed to find them?”

Fucking look for them, what the fuck.

He’s mad he can’t find the 4th core.

He’s bitching up a storm he can’t find it and there’s no marker, waste of his time, this DLC sucks, devs are assholes, etc.

The same sad individual tips him 5 more dollars, he reads part of the message then goes “blah blah blah” for the rest of it and shits on the guy again, thanks for the money, dummy.

Phil has given up on finding the 4th core and has left the Theater.

He’s getting molested by laser turrets again.

Killed by an Assaultron, death 41.

“Well dawah bohshi, let’s save.”

At long last, because he was silently fuming at his single death in 3 hours, he saw the option to tell Gage he’d talk to him later and picked it, so now Gage will stop asking him to talk.

This game is on the chopping block since it made a paltry 13 non-whale dahllers. Phil will play it once more to finish Nuka World, but after that, the paypigs better step up.

I have to say, though...it's good to be back!

 

[Malcolm X]

Phil's still playing this because God hates me.

Spoiler: DLC gets DDTed.

“Alright guys, we’re back. I have to turbo through here and get these star cores cause last time I DIED, and that was incredibly fwustrating and I don’t want that to happen again.”

More like he wants to finish this game quick because it’s not making any money.

Phil is mad bitching that all he needs is star cores, they’re hard to find, devs didn’t tag them so he knows where they are, he doesn’t need any loot or anything just star cores so he can “turbo through it”, just constant whining from an angry pig.

He still gets mad each time he goes somewhere and doesn’t find loot, despite saying multiple times he doesn’t need any loot from this DLC.

“O mai gawd, dih so dum.”

It’s dumb for enemies to damage Phil, they should just stand and wait for him to walk up and 1-shot them.

Phil says it’s dumb that you can’t move the Pip Boy cursor to the right side of the mission menu, you can.

I know this has nothing to do with Fallout, but godDAMN Phil’s hair looks awful. I can’t believe he goes on camera and broadcasts himself to the world looking like he has a black goose squatting on his head.

He’s complaining again that he went somewhere and there was no loot.

“This is SO tedious.”

What’s NOT tedious is some asshole endlessly complaining about the tedium.

After bitching nonstop for 25 minutes how he wants to just hurry up and finish the DLC and how annoying it is that he has to go around collecting these cores and why are they so hard to find and it's taking too long, Phil finds the 2 star cores he needs and…continues exploring the building he found them in.

“There’s no star cores in here, I think we got em, I think we got enough cores to finish the mission.”

Negro, you saw that you needed 2 and you found 3, like you read out loud that you needed 2 and 3 minutes later you said out loud that you found 3, what the fuck.

Now we’re watching Phil silently watch a conversation, good times.

Phil has been ignoring Gage for so long he’s asking him about talking again. Phil says no, Gage immediately asks again, Phil says no again, he does this like 7 times, riveting gameplay.

“I don’t care about this, I really don’t.”

He’s mashing through Gage’s dialog.

“I don’t care about having Gage as a follower, I never wanted to.”

Straight up lie, Phil specifically picked Gage.

He’s now mashing through Gage’s second conversation, he loves that Fallout immersion.

After however many hours it’s been, Phil has cured his character’s alcohol addiction.

“I should never be addicted because I have the perk, but somehow I got addicted. Figure that one out.”

He has the perk for immunity to chem addiction, not the one for alcohol, reading is hard.

Now he’s complaining that he has to conquer settlements from the Minutemen to finish the DLC. You know, the missions he didn’t do for the faction he hates?

“We have to do it. I guess we have to do it.”

You don’t have to do it. It’s Fallout 4, it’s open world, you don’t have to do anything. You can just not complete the mission, just as Phil refused to do the Minutemen missions.

“We have to do this or we’ll never finish the DLC.”

A fan tells Phil he can finish the DLC by killing the 3 gang leaders, he ignores them.

“How much money do I have? I have a lot, right? Yeah I have ten thalsand caps.”

I know I’m flagellating a deceased equine here, but he is level 60 with 10,000 caps, using gear I wouldn’t wear past level 20. For those of you who’ve read these recaps, you know I finish the game by like level 45 and I have upwards of 30,000 caps at that point and that’s AFTER having bought the four armor pieces Phil thinks are too expensive to obtain AND having kitted out all 5 human companions in full sets of tier 4 armor and clothing.

Phil has found out he has to build and manage settlements for the Nuka World raiders and he is NOT happy. Like bruh, the raiders-in-the-Commonwealth is just doing the Minutemen thing but evil, how was this not immediately obvious to you.

Phil is abandoning the DLC because he’s bored and wants to get to the end of this game.

“So, what am I doing? I can’t see a waypoint.”

He wasn’t paying attention to Tinker Tom’s dialog so he has no idea where to go.

“Is there a waypoint? Anywhere? Uh…uhhhh…‘Build a reflector platform’, yes, but where is it? Do you see it on the map anywhere? I don’t see the waypoint. Where the fuck is the waypoint?”

“HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT IT IS? I hate this shit. This is so bad. Is special?”

“It doesn’t work. Look. It won’t work. It doesn’t—oh”

He was trying to build a structure inside a wall again.

“DOOD, there’s too—the missions, there’s too many overlapping now, and it’s hard to see what’s going on.”

Man utterly defeated by the quest log.

“All the settlement stuff is such a huge misstep in Fallout history. It stinks. It’s so boring.”

When you’re a low IQ mongoloid with no creativity, yeah, I suppose it is. Just take a look at any random streamer who gives a fuck about their job and this game and see the elaborate towns with all kinds of decorations and multilevel structures and all the cool stuff you can build.

If you want to build, that is. Because, as Phil has proven with the very playthrough we’ve I’ve been watching, you don’t have to, you literally don’t have to do anything with the settlements if you don’t want to.

Phil ran from a super mutant suicider, he seems to think enemies won’t follow you into buildings, they do. Too bad its mini-nuke only takes half his health.

“Okay. Very exciting.”

Phil sees another suicider, just stands there and lets it suicide all over him now that he knows he won’t die, great streamer.

Phil goes up two floors and then starts yelling at the game because the item he wants is on the floor below him, he’s cry-whining that the game “put the item below [him]”. Negro, you chose to walk past the floor it was on.

“The game is fuckin shit! Why do I have to do this?”

Now he’s bitching because he can’t fast travel when there’s an enemy on top of him.

More bitching, he doesn’t know how to can’t remove a marker he placed on the map.

Even more bitching that enemies have respawned in the places that he needs to go to collect materials, even in places he last visited 50 levels ago.

Phil built the Signal Interceptor without too much trouble. He pigroach-lucked into choosing to build it with the Railroad because they’re the only faction that gives you all the crafting components you need at their settlement, saved him probably a solid hour of gathering materials.

“[The Institute] obviously rescued your son.”

Nigga what

Phil’s saving before murdering Father “to see what happens”.

Spoiler: Off-topic about immediately killing Father

For the record, I actually did this on my first play of the game, straight up. When you finally find your (synth replica) son after hours in the game searching for him, the actor playing the female protagonist really gives a moving performance, it’s a great mixture of grief and rage and sadness and I was so affected by it that when Father walked in to greet me I was so angry that I blew his head off, just shot him as soon as he walked in the door even though I had no idea who he was because fuck whoever they are, I don’t want to hear the Institute’s lies, GIMME BACK MY SON. And since I’m not a save-scumming faggot like Phil, I ran with it, I had to play the rest of the game like that and piece together through other characters’ dialog who I’d killed. In the end I was pretty happy with it, really, it was some real Greek tragedy, ending-of-The-Mist type shit, like all that hell I’d gone through to get my son back but because I was so consumed by revenge I ended up murdering him myself in a haze of rage. Oh and Phil is fat.

“Does that seriously end the entire plot line, you’re DONE?”

You murdered the Institute’s leader, Phil, so yeah, they’re done with you.

“Holy shit dood this is a crazy different way to do it. No way. Well let’s keep going, I have a save file if we wanna stop.”

Oh he will, no way he has the huevos to see this through.

“‘Conrad Kellogg enhanced life expectancy’. That’s about Kellogg.”

Masterful commentary.

Phil is now lost in a room that has only one exit, this is terrible.

“He doesn’t have the key, so what do we do? Did I just softlock myself? I think I softlocked myself.”

“You need to load a holotape? What holotape?”

The tape you were told to use for this mission, you fucking troglodyte. But it doesn’t matter anyway, the mission required him to infiltrate the Institute, not stab its leader to death.

He’s spending a perk point, I don’t know why since he will reload the save, he absolutely will.

“And by the way this totally spoils where they are, look, this puts you at the MIT, or whatever, Institute of Technology, so you know where they are.”

Virgil told Phil the Institute’s location like 30 hours ago, you know, in case the name THE INSTITUTE wasn’t a clear enough clue as to where it is.

Phil admits that “screw[ing] the plot up totally fits Idiot Savant” from a role-playing perspective, but he’s not going to stick with it because he’ll have to build Minutemen settlements.

“What about the Brotherhood? Where is the Brotherhood quest line? What’s going on? There’s NO Brotherhood quest line anymore? It doesn’t exist. There’s no Brotherhood quest line anymore, it’s just gone. How does that make sense? What is going on?”

You’ve done all the Brotherhood missions up to now, hope that clears it up for you.

“Brotherhood was my first run? Was it? Brotherhood was my first run? I thought I sided with the Underground [sic]. I totally thought I sided with the Underground the first run. Is that naht troo?”

“Oh I did them all but the Institute?”

Chat remembers Phil’s life better than Phil does.

To absolutely no one’s surprise, Phil has reloaded so he can avoid the Minutemen do the Institute ending, look at me, a regular Nostradamus over here.

Phil just goat laughs at the revelation that his son is an old man instead of a baby and is the leader of the technocratic Nazi faction he’s been fighting up to now. Sure, Phil already knew about it, but he could make, well, any kind of comment about the game’s central plot twist, you know, the one he mentions in the title of the video.

“I’m not one of these ‘what if’ scenario people.”

Yeah no shit.

“So if you made your character like Asian [NOT like Pandalee], would Shaun still look this way? I assume he never changes, his character model never changes, right?”

Wrong. Been the case since Fallout 3, where Dad looks different based on how your character looks, real Fallout fan over here.

Father talked for 8 straight minutes with Phil saying basically nothing, great streamer

Phil hears an NPC say the word “doctor” and goes on a rant shitting on Dr. Disrespect, he’s not a drama streamer guise.

Now he’s “joking” about shitting in a sink, kwality khantent.

He’s just going around the Institute and goat laughing through dialog, he’s not doing anything.

“I don’t think I did this ending, correct, the Institute?”

I was in the middle of typing that his chat told him earlier that he hadn’t done it, but now his chat says he did do it, so I officially have no idea whether he did or didn’t, and Phil doesn’t know either.

It’s been 15 minutes and he’s still ranting about Dr. Disrespect.

“Wait a minute, if I had killed Father and I was thrown out of the Institute, but then the Brotherhood says, ‘Go get Dr. Li’, how would I have done that? I wouldna been able to get back in here to get Dr. Li. So I dunno how I would have even done the Brotherhood quest line, actually.”

By Jove, I think he got it.

For anyone who doesn’t know, the Minutemen are the fallback in case you fuck up the other endings (like I did, see above), think Yes Man in Fallout New Vegas.

Now he’s ranting that his streams aren’t about money and how exploitation should be illegal and he doesn’t do it, he’s not the old Phil who has to entertain people, now he can just be himself.

“I guess they’re forcing me to load the holotape, the Network Access holotape, even though…it wouldn’t be part of…the actual…plot line for…the Institute. I’m being forced to do it. Yeah.”

Man is a moron, no one’s forcing him to do this mission, it’s a Railroad mission, not part of the Institute path.

“It doesn’t really make sense, how do you get out of [the Institute]? We don’t actually know how you get in and out of here, do we?”

Man has completely forgotten half the game’s main quest line: going into Kellogg’s brain and finding out that you enter and leave the Institute by teleportation, finding Virgil who tells you to kill a Courser to get its chip, taking the chip to Tinker Tom to hack it, going back to Virgil to get plans for the teleportation device, building said device, and using said device to…teleport into the Institute. It’s all gone, just wiped clean from the pigroach’s mind.

More proof that when Phil sits silently through dialog he’s not listening and just mashing buttons: Father explains there’s a rogue synth and tells Phil to go retrieve him, Phil selects the dialog option “I’ll bring the synth home”. 2 minutes later Phil meets X6-88 and exclaims, “We’re just gonna go slaughter this guy, hah?”

Reclaim the Rogue Synth appears on the screen.

“No, they want us to RECLAIM the rogue synth, they don’t want us to slaughter, they want us to…get him back.”

“Wow, someone mini-nuked me. What a dick.”

Shrugging off nuclear bombs, riveting gameplay.

This lore is new to me, did we know that Khet’s PC “has been sitting unused for years”?

Despite the notification popping up on the screen 3 minutes ago, chat had to tell Phil that X6-88 can now be a companion.

Someone asks Phil if he and his Wife *thumb at door* have any hobbies. Phil says a bunch of words and then says no, they don’t. What a sad existence.

Killed by a machinegun turret at the Battle of Bunker Hill, death 42.

Phil ran like a bitch from the turret instead of fighting it, imagine being afraid of a lone machinegun turret at level 62.

Phil’s lost in the CIT ruins.

Huge open-mouth yawn, he’s having a great time playing this.

He just nodded off listening to Father’s dialog, it’s Ya-snooze-a all over again.

Phil starts speculating about why Father might have released him from Vault 111 moments after Father explained to him why he released him from Vault 111.

Phil’s hoping he’ll finish this game in one more stream because he only made $21 this stream. Okay I added that last part, but you know it’s true.

 

[Whaler]

I was in the middle of typing that his chat told him earlier that he hadn’t done it, but now his chat says he did do it, so I officially have no idea whether he did or didn’t, and Phil doesn’t know either.

Plot twist, his original playthrough of FO4 he finished the game with the Railroad, then went back to an old save and finished the game showing the Institute side of the ending. A really fun fun super fun fact (trust me, it's really fun), in his original playthrough of FO4, after Father got done explaining why he released the MC from cryostasis, he wondered why Father released him from it. Yes, he really is that fucking dumb. This playthrough is almost as if somebody asked an AI to redo his original run.

 

[Malcolm X]

A really fun fun super fun fact (trust me, it's really fun), in his original playthrough of FO4, after Father got done explaining why he released the MC from cryostasis, he wondered why Father released him from it. Yes, he really is that fucking dumb. This playthrough is almost as if somebody asked an AI to redo his original run.

It amazes me when Phil replays a game with options and multiple outcomes only to make all the exact same choices. Like how he beat the original Mass Effect six fucking times with the exact same character: name, class, background, alignment, choices, ending, everything. I'm a fat git who usually prefers to play a game I've already played 4 times rather than a new game, but at least I play it differently.

It doesn't amaze me that he makes the same mistakes, though, man is incapable of learning.

 

[Malcolm X]

Here it is, the final Fallout 4 stream. I admit, I did not think he would finish in the 3 streams like he said, but I also didn’t expect him to quit Nuka World.

Spoiler: It's the End of the Playthrough as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

“I’m tryna get over a cold that’s pretty bad. You’re gonna hear some coughing, there’s gonna be some NOSE-blowing. There’s gonna be some grossness today.”

So like any other DSP stream.

“I apologize, there’s not much I can do.”

Mute the mic? Not stream? Kill yourself?

“Where does this come out? Does it come out at that square?”

Man is a regard, he is riding the elevator up to the place he originally appeared in the Institute, completely forgetting it is the Institute, you teleport to leave it.

“Oh, you’re gonna teleport out, I see.”

Man now thinks he can only teleport out of the Institute where he originally arrived at and not from any location, mate it’s like Star Trek, you can just beam from anywhere to anywhere.

“Damn they all just go down right away.”

Just like the last 60 hours, why he is continually surprised by this.

“Have we been here before? It kinda looks familiar.”

He is in Mass Fusion, he has not been here before.

Phil is annoyed enemies have appeared.

He’s not even attempting to fight the enemies, just letting the Institute NPC kill them while he tries to figure out where to go.

Phil is mocking how the NPC appears in the elevator with him when he uses it, 10 minutes ago he was annoyed he had to wait for the NPC to physically walk to the elevator he was in, there’s truly no pleasing the pigman.

Phil turned off the camera to blow his nose, how exactly is that more work than muting his mic before he rips a disgusting belch?

He’s getting bent over by laser turrets again, and again immediately goes to the Tesla Cannon.

As if he heard me Phil rips a disgusting belch right into the mic.

One of his idiots says Bethesda shouldn’t release the next Fallout and Elder Scrolls games on PlayStation, Phil responds, “Well, I guess it really depends on how stuff goes”, great response, absolutely top notch.

“Well I really don’t have any idea what to put levels [sic] into anymore.”

A fan asks if Father can be killed, Phil responds, “I stabbed him in the neck and killed him, remember?”

No Phil they don’t remember because they don’t know you did that, that’s why they asked. Man truly has the mind of an infant, no object permanence and no theory of mind so he can’t comprehend that other people don’t know the same things he knows.

“WUUUUUTTT? A super mutant? WUUUUTTT, they [the Institute] were experimenting on super mutants?”

How do you think Virgil, the Institute biologist, turned himself into a super mutant, Phil? How do you think he figured out how to do that?

Phil getting molested by laser turrets again.

Phil failed to hack a terminal again, glad he did that for us one more time in the final stream.

Phil went the wrong way to do a side quest and accidentally found the item for Virgil’s quest, he’d completely forgotten Virgil’s existence.

It amused me that Phil picked all the tough-guy responses trying to resolve a dispute with some Institute scientists and then was just completely stumped about how to get to them, 5 minutes of “I wonder what to do” and “how do I get in there?” and “I dunno, I’m stuck” and “what do they want me to do?” while he stumbles around trying to get in. I just imagine Phil’s character yelling how he’s gonna beat their asses and then standing there dumbly because he doesn’t know how to open their door.

Now we’re just going through every terminal in the room, not reading them but just mashing all the options to try to get the door open.

“I feel like I might have soft-locked myself in this mission. Yeah, I think I did. Yeah, I think I’m stuck. I don’t know what else to do, I feel like this mission’s screwed up. I don’t think there’s a way for me to do this. Looks like the game softlocked me. I can’t do the mission. I’m softlocked.”

He’s just low IQ.

“I’m literally softlocked, I can’t finish the Institute.”

It’s a side mission, Phil.

Phil has abandoned the side mission to do the Institute main mission, though he doesn’t know this because he’s a moron. If you’re wondering how he’d know that, it’s because all the Institute main missions come from Father and side missions come from other characters, Phil should’ve figured this out by now.

“What are they talking about?”

Wallace, the guy Father told you to come here to bring back to the Institute, I think Phil’s getting dumber.

“Yeah there was a weird line about me being director out of nowhere in the middle of the conversation that dineem seem to fit. Dah wah very odd.”

It was not in the middle of the conversation, it was a random line the guy said before you started the conversation.

“Seems to happen every once in a while there’s random dialog doesn’t fit.”

It’s ambient dialog? How many years have you been playing video games professionally? Man really knows game design.

Someone in chat finally told Phil how to do the mission he was “softlocked” out of, even though he now knows he doesn’t need to do this mission to finish the game we’re still doing it for god knows why.

“We have to go up MOAR? How do I go up another floor?”

…continue up the stairs you used to get to this floor? Is my brain dying of oxygen deprivation or something?

It just hit me that Phil has talked about Madison Li multiple times on different streams and never mentioned her role in Fallout 3. Phil did play Fallout 3, right, I didn’t just hallucinate that? The time he played with his camera recording the screen and being that he’s so inept he placed the camera so that the two halves of the screen weren’t equally distant from it so it was constantly focusing on first one side and then the other over the course of 30 hours of nausea-inducing failure? That did actually happen?

Phil says there’s no good ending to Fallout 4, his game of the year 2015.

Phil gets a superchat from Judge Holden, Phil doesn’t know who Judge Holden is, what a troglodyte.

Phil is now sighing in irritation at how long the mission is taking and then immediately says he doesn’t have to do it and is choosing to do it(??).

He’s sighing in irritation at the length again, no one knows why he’s doing this.

Phil has been saying throughout the stream that he’s going to do the Institute ending, now he says he hasn’t decided yet, man is all over the place.

Still funny to me that, according to @Whaler, he’s agonizing over choosing between the 2 endings he’s already done and not the either of the 2 he hasn’t done, so much for wanting to do something different.

“Team up with the Railroad or we team up with the Institute for this playthrough? I dunno. It doesn’t really matter.”

Nigga what

I admit, Fallout 4’s ending is weak because it’s open-ended and so can’t really be definitive. But to say the way you end the game doesn’t matter is just nutty.

Phil again rejects even considering the Minutemen ending. It makes me laugh that he supposedly likes this game so much yet cuts himself off from so much of it. The Minutemen lead you to take the Castle/Fort Independence which imo is the coolest settlement in the game, I usually make it my main base even if I go with another faction. Later there’s a big ass battle at the Castle, the biggest in the game probably, that varies based on your choices. Oh wait, that’s right, it doesn’t matter which ending you choose.

Phil shits on the waiting mechanic as if the game designers didn’t know that it’s unrealistic that no one talks to you while you sit on a bench for 24 hours and you don’t have to eat or drink or shit (because of course we have to mention shitting) and not, you know, it’s a mechanic so you don't stand around waiting in real time for an event to trigger

“What’s funny is they all have this futuristic technology, but no one has a cell phone or anything. We can teleport around but we have no cell phone signals.”

Another brilliant take from fake fan Phil. Fallout is atompunk, its entire aesthetic is a futurized 1950s, a cell phone wouldn’t fit that at all. And if the meta explanation doesn’t work for you, there’s an in-universe explanation that the transistor was never invented. I’m not a tech guy, but I gather that’s the technology that has led to our electronics becoming exponentially smaller and making cell phones possible.

And I didn’t even have to look any of that up, I just like, pay attention to the games I play.

Phil’s complaining again that he has to do more stuff for the Railroad, negro, you chose to not kill Desdemona 20 minutes ago.

“Oh no, it never ends!”

Literally no one asked you to do this.

“What were they mining down here? Like minerals and shit?”

What the fuck do you think, dude

Despite spending the first half of the stream saying he was going with the Institute, Phil has sided with the Railroad and the Brotherhood is now attacking.

“Time for the epic finale.”

This is not the finale.

“Now it’s time for nonstop critical hits, for the finale.”

This is not the finale.

64 hours in and Phil is still exhausting his AP running up to people and ineffectually mashing V.A.T.S. like an ape.

“I guess I gotta go up.”

Yes Phil, that’s how you get to roofs.

Phil getting cut to pieces by the Brotherhood, he needs those 300+ stimpaks now.

“This is a pretty dead stream today, I wasn’t expecting to get many people for Fallout so far removed from the premiere of the Fallout TV show.”

Yeah that’s the reason no one wants to watch this.

Phil kills all the Brotherhood in the police station and then sits on the unmoving vertibird confused, he wasn’t paying attention to the mission that told him to talk to Tinker Tom who has to fly it.

“I have a ton of the followers, just, I never use them. I’m so powerful I never needed them.”

Phil did exactly one companion mission, Nick’s. Recruited Deacon in the literal last hour of the game, never recruited Danse, X6-99, Preston, or Piper and never even encountered Strong, Cait, or MacCready. Like I said, loves this game that he avoids half of.

Phil is acking it up because he used the Tesla Cannon to destroy a vertibird without having to fight any of the Brotherhood inside it, we’ve completely dropped that it’s so OP it shouldn’t be in the game, now he loves it because it means he can avoid playing the game.

Phil getting LIT UP on the Prydwen, holy shit he’s used like 18 stimpaks here.

“You can’t, you can’t murder the kid. It’s impossible, it won’t let me.”

That Prydwen battle might be the worst I’ve ever seen anyone play Fallout 4, and I remind you, I watched someone play who had actually never once played a video game in her entire life.

“Where’s the mission? I don’t get it.”

Where the fuck do you think the mission to destroy the Institute is.

He’s running past every enemy that isn’t directly blocking his path, he can’t wait to be done with this game.

“Oh mai gawd dih so stoopit.”

No idea what he’s talking about, he’s just fighting enemies, like fight them.

Twice in the space of 10 seconds he said an enemy had no arms when they had one arm, what the fuck.

Phil murders his son who was lying in bed dying of cancerAIDS.

“It’s funny because I just enabled this reactor and now I’m blowing it up. I literally just came here with the part to turn it on, now I’m goin to blow it up.”

Because you played this game the absolute dumbest way possible, good job.

“That’s it. That’s the end of Fallout 4….tuhuhuh.”

Great streamer.

“This is the shittiest ending ever.”

Phil’s game of the year 2015.

“It’s a non-ending. It is the crappiest ending ever.”

It’s an open-ended game, Phil, it can’t end definitively, that’s just the nature of this type of game.

A fan told him there’s an “Easter egg” after the end of the game in Diamond City so instead of mercifully ending this disaster stream, Phil’s going to continue playing for another 10 minutes.

“O mai gawd, it’s full of enemies. I don’t have time for this.”

Negro just shut off the game, just end the stream, it’s your stream you can just stop right now.

He’s complaining about how there are still Institute synths moments after Desdemona explained that not everyone who was part of the Institute was killed and to expect reprisals.

Mayor McDonough does not want to talk to Phil, so Phil stabs him, aggroing all of Diamond City for what like the 7th time now?

Phil jumps out the window of the mayor’s office and dies, death 43.

“What a sad end for Spoon.”

The perfect wet fart of a non-ending to one of Phil’s worst playthroughs yet.

Phil streamed the finale of Fallout 4 for 3 hours and received exactly one superchat of $5 in that time. I know Phil’s a failed streamer for a lot of reasons: dumb, toxic, bad at games, hypocritical, narcissist, and more. But I’d also like to point out man has no idea how to build or ride hype, how to grab and maintain viewer interest, or even how to schedule his streams in a way that isn’t completely fucking regarded. Only Phil would play a game for 2 months and 20 something streams, stop playing it for 2 months, then come back and play it for a whopping 3 streams and then it’s over.

Phil died 43 times on Normal, which is about twice as many times as I die on Very Hard, with his OP melee build and massive chat handholding. Let’s hope Phil lets Fallout, and my very soul, rest.

 

[JimiHendrix]

since phil has finished fallout 4, here's some random pics I took 10 years ago when I rebuilt Sanctuary. something phil never bothered with because he's a fat cunt with no imagination.

this was done on base PS4 with just clever use of glitches. wish I had more to show, but I never actually intended to show these off, so there ain't too many.

 

[JimiHendrix]

phil just stated on stream right now that he is very interested in playing Fallout: London, an expansive mod for Fallout 4, but someone needs to donate him Fallout 4 on PC first.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

phil just stated on stream right now that he is very interested in playing Fallout: London, an expansive mod for Fallout 4, but someone needs to donate him Fallout 4 on PC first.

I hope one of the dents steps up. Not so much because I think Phil playing it will be funny, but after seeing Phil fumbling about with his PC setup stream, I think him trying to mod a game should be worth a laugh.

 

[Yung Dalph]

phil just stated on stream right now that he is very interested in playing Fallout: London, an expansive mod for Fallout 4, but someone needs to donate him Fallout 4 on PC first.

That game is like $10 when it's on sale. He got over $400 just in tips the other day.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

That game is like $10 when it's on sale. He got over $400 just in tips the other day.

Coincidentally, Scopley also made over $400 the other day

 

[JimiHendrix]

fallout london is apparently locked in for tomorrow.

 

[Malcolm X]

fallout london is apparently locked in for tomorrow.

 

[kiwirevolving]

I cant wait to see what racist joke Phil is gonna make about the indian npc, you meet him fairly early in the game