DSP Reacts/Rewrites History!: The John Rambo and Howard Video [June 4th, 2022]

This entire stream has done nothing but confirm the fact that Phil is a psychopath. Truly the greatest detractor video we never made.
That was my exact impression too. This guy seriously cannot understand or feel normal human emotions. He has zero remorse or regret for his actions. He is unable to maintain normal friendships and real relationships (roomates don't count) because of this. If he wasn't an autistic manchild he would be an actual dangerous person.
 
Might already be posted somewhere but Rambo directed a short film that OJ won an award for in 2019 as a comedic actor. Just some random film festival but I think that's super cool.

I'm really glad that everyone ended up ditching this fucking loser. Hope the whale money helps with the crippling loneliness and multiple addictions you faggot.

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This is the happy ending I needed after going to sleep 7h in.
 
This react was much more interesting than the Down the Rabbit videos and really shows how ridiculous Phil's line of thinking is.

Here are some of favorite moments of DSPLogic from the video.
1. After Machinima stopped giving him earning reports he was going to give Rambo a flat fee of $250 for every visit but before he could offer Rambo suggested $100 and Phil accepted. Totally normal behavior to low ball your best friend.
2. Justifies never offering Howard or Respect the Pact money for their work on Project 7 because he said it never made a profit. He blew all the money it did make (allegedly $2k in total) on expensive replica model guns from video games to use as props. Another example of his terrible spending habits, why wouldn't he just use cheap toy guns or airsoft for his cheap web show.
3. Phil said he missed Rambo so much he would get drunk and fall asleep watching their old co-op videos but never called him once he moved to Seattle because of time zone differences and he was too busy working. He calls his parents once a week and they live in the same time zone as Rambo but somehow couldn't figure out how to make it work for him.
 
Durinf the monitising his friends death segment, DSP tried to spin it and become the victim lol. i guess thats why he took so long to think up a response to it. Dont forget that this is the same guy who only a few months ago said he regretted ever spending so much time on street fighter. and here he is, saying it changed his life for the better and the community they had together finally gave him somewhere he belonged. Phil, its just lies on top of lies. This is why no one can accept these tears, who knows if its real.
 
Durinf the monitising his friends death segment, DSP tried to spin it and become the victim lol. i guess thats why he took so long to think up a response to it. Dont forget that this is the same guy who only a few months ago said he regretted ever spending so much time on street fighter. and here he is, saying it changed his life for the better and the community they had together finally gave him somewhere he belonged. Phil, its just lies on top of lies. This is why no one can accept these tears, who knows if its real.
A community that he regularly and intentionally pissed off, one that saw him as a real piece of shit and one that he fucked off from once he saw greener pastures on YT. He never belonged there. Again Phil should stop talking, he cannot for the life of him keep his stories straight for a single retelling.
 
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Rambo and Howard should 100% consult a lawyer about whether or not all the lies DSP is making up about them right now constitutes slander/libel.
They really fucking shouldn't. People should really stop trying to reel people who have clearly moved on back into the DSPSphere. Panda, John, Howard... just fucking stop. It's been how many years? They've moved on. So DSP told lies that a few dentheads (who were gonna side with DSP anyway) believe. Who the fuck cares. But yeah, have them return after god knows how many years to start a lawsuit against someone they want nothing to do with. Genius.
 
Has someone clipped the fake crying? I can't sift through 12 hours of jilted ex-wife content to find it.
Timestamps refer to onscreen
"I didn't shoot the kid right?" part at 19:52
19:55 well dried up
DSP Raw bugs out at the end for like 20 seconds, NOTHING I CAN DO dood (don't think it hurts that much)
If you want the "good crying" (now referring to video timestamps): 0:55-1:20 build up, 1:25 release, 3:35, 6:37, 7:15, 10:00
Apologies for quality but I'm trying not to kill this website's bandwidth.

 
I have tried to catch up as much as possible and many Big ups for creating the thread, it was inevitable that he monetized this reaction but my GoD does he have to do it not only beforehand but during, because we all know he will roll out that wallet for PityBux rather than be an actual decent human fucking being

And that fake crying when John and Howard pointing out Phil made bank on S's death (am sorry too Autism to remember the name R.I.P brother)

Absolutely disgusting of Phil, and possibly climbing down to lows that don't even surprise us anymore, he was caught out and he knew it, it killed his ego by stabbing it sharply and thoroughly enough it shows that Philliam El Valedict is not the most special person delusion makes him out to be

If there's a moment a genuine fan of Phil, that woke up from Pignosis and found Phil in public scenario and punched him in the face I say we are actually deserving of being Detractors pointing out the lies and warned everything that Phil is capable of he does with no shame or second-thought to what he says

Good to see John Rambo participate in a project and feel absolutely humbled and show humbleness to those he has a skill for in content creation and look like an actual Chad without the Chad face 😂

Good fucking grief the salt and copium is glorious entertainment but the frustration that Phil will simply make himself into a perpetual victim is always there too

It's like a 50/50 scenario with him

Part gold, part pure scum of the internet, and never getting MATI too much and sperging on

To me it really is frustrating how Phil manages to grift his way to earn easy money and yet cry poor at the same time,

If anything it proved that Phil will monetize John and Howard no matter what, just to use a facade of "I'm naht gunna muhnetise it d00ds while still taking Tips

Hypocrisy thy name is Phil Burnell 👍👍👍
 
A man goes to the doctor. He says he's very sad and doesn't know what to do. The doctor says not to worry. The great clown DarkSydePhil will be streaming today. The man breaks down in tears and says "*snort* Dood I AM DarkSydePhil"

Roll on snare
Kiwifarmers laugh
Curtains Close
OH NO HE'S CRYING LMAOOOOO

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Rambo and Howard should 100% consult a lawyer about whether or not all the lies DSP is making up about them right now constitutes slander/libel.
There's no point. DSP has zero effect on anything John or Howard are a part of and going after DSP wouldn't do anything but give him attention.

If anything, DSP's "react" video proved John and Howard were right about DSP all along and getting as far away from him as possible was the smartest move they made.
 
If you have to distill this slog of a narc ego injury cope session with the fattest lolcow still left in the wild into one digestible clip that encompasses the rest of the lard attached to it, from what I recall, you have to go with the story of the Turbo arcade cart under the bed in Connecticut. Phil tries to twist every narrative to his own advantage but this one is a Schrodinger's Box stand in for his mental illness, pathetic personality and piece of shit attitude that reaps what he sows. "A discarded arcade board under the bed that I gave to Howard because I wasn't ever going to use again was taken by him, paid for, by him, to fix up at one of his friend's places, and when I found out it worked again later, he says I asked for it back, but I never did that, and besides, even if I did say I wanted it back, I did so in an obvious joking manner." He can't even get rid of trash in his place that others are smart enough to make not trash without becoming what is commonly referred to as an Indian-giver but he wants you to think that somehow this refllects poorly on the guy who put up with his bullshit over this collection of electronic relays.
 
2. Justifies never offering Howard or Respect the Pact money for their work on Project 7 because he said it never made a profit. He blew all the money it did make (allegedly $2k in total) on expensive replica model guns from video games to use as props. Another example of his terrible spending habits, why wouldn't he just use cheap toy guns or airsoft for his cheap web show.

The part DSP conveniently leaves out is that the expensive replica guns he got for free by exchanging his gamer points
 
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