DSP Tries It: The Movie - In a world of Gout, one man stood out.

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Phil would be played by Ricky Gervais 100% without question.

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Even ignoring the obvious physical similarities, Ricky Gervais is also perfectly capable of pulling off "degenerate loser with a god complex" with flying colours.
 
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What if it was animated? Then everyone could just voice themselves

EDIT: Okay, bad idea :p But with Brian O'Halloran and Idris Elba I'm sure it would be a masterpiece. That is all.
 
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I'll get some casting choices:
Jon Bernthal as Phil Burnell (DSP)
Tang Wei as PandaLee
Josh Peck as Fred Fuchs
Jordan Peele as Tevin
Zac Efron as Sean Astin
Alicia Vikander as Kat
Eric Andre as "Dirty" Jason Cole
Jimmy O. Yang as Justin Wong
Aaron Paul as Mike Watson
Keanu Reeves as the Wolverine toy
Hideo Kojima as himself
Nicolas Cage as Rambo
Sylvester Stallone side cameos as Rambo (during a nightmare sequence)
 
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TVBForever said:
I'll get some casting choices:
Jon Bernthal as Phil Burnell (DSP)
Tang Wei as PandaLee
Josh Peck as Fred Fuchs
Jordan Peele as Tevin
Zac Efron as Sean Astin
Alicia Vikander as Kat
Eric Andre as "Dirty" Jason Cole
Jimmy O. Yang as Justin Wong
Aaron Paul as Mike Watson
Keanu Reeves as the Wolverine toy
Hideo Kojima as himself
Nicolas Cage as Rambo
Sylvester Stallone side cameos as Rambo (during a nightmare sequence)
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Special note:
Pandalee is not asian. Thats all.
 
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Adrien Brody as John Rambo
(You can see why)
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And Joe Pesci as Vinny from Vinny's Pizza

Edit - This movie is written and a cast is chosen by detractors. A remake will be made in a few years in which Phil is a narrator, telling his side of the story.

"Wooow dood, wait a minute. Khet is waaay hotter than that" Brie Larson disappears in a puff of smoke and is replaced by ___________.
 
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Yolandi said:
What if it was animated? Then everyone could just voice themselves
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Yeah, right. Like Phil would ever do voice over work. Oh, wait. GuruLarry already trolled him into doing that 3 years ago.

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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Yeah, right. Like Phil would ever do voice over work. Oh, wait. GuruLarry already trolled him into doing that 3 years ago.

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You're right, he probably shouldn't do VO. It wasn't great. It'll be funny to see how other people acting like Phil will be better than Phil being himself lol
 
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The cast would depend on the plot. What if it was a fictitious movie in which Phil, famous Let's Play-er, now has to use his skills to save the world? What if it's a comedy about dating? What if it's Phil's redemption arc, in which he turns his life around and acknowledges past faults to rise above his problems and inspire others? What if Kat was kidnapped and Phil has 24 hours to find her? The scenarios are endless and let's be real, most autobiographical films are changed to make them more interesting so we wouldn't wind up with anything resembling reality. We see "reality" every time he streams.
 
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Yolandi said:
The cast would depend on the plot. What if it was a fictitious movie in which Phil, famous Let's Play-er, now has to use his skills to save the world? What if it's a comedy about dating? What if it's Phil's redemption arc, in which he turns his life around and acknowledges past faults to rise above his problems and inspire others? What if Kat was kidnapped and Phil has 24 hours to find her? The scenarios are endless and let's be real, most autobiographical films are changed to make them more interesting so we wouldn't wind up with anything resembling reality. We see "reality" every time he streams.
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Should call it "Project 8"
 
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I think it would work a lot better if we could get Harmony Korine to make this and it was a tableau of scenes of Phil's and his detractors day to day life. Kind of in the same vein as Gummo. Just a disgusting peek into the autism vortex that is the DSP universe.
 
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If Brian O'Halloran is going to be in it, might as well guarantee that the audience will never feel bad for the main characters by having Kevin Smith direct it.
 
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