DSP's Amazon Wish List - https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3RGWWKZJKJL5A

LiquidCancer said:
If he adds bikinis to the amazon wishlist will Kat wear them for patreon only videos?
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Freshtodeath said:
He said he "can't figure it out" which is probably DSP code for him being terrified it will leak his actual amazon account. I double checked a cam whores wish list and it literally leaks nothing personal.
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What is he fucking worried about leaking? His address has been known for years, as is his full name, his wife's full name, the kind of car he drives...he advertises every time he leaves the house.

He knows he's going to take shit for making one no matter what he puts on it so he's balking, or one of his remora reading the Farms tipped him that whatever tax fuckery he has planned isn't going to work and he's scared some autist will blow the whistle on him.

If I sound angry it's because I'm frustrated that I still can't nail down whether Phil's ego or his greed rules his life. Every time I think I've got it nailed down he does something that suggests the opposite.
 
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Pargon said:
What is he fucking worried about leaking? His address has been known for years, as is his full name, his wife's full name, the kind of car he drives...he advertises every time he leaves the house.

He knows he's going to take shit for making one no matter what he puts on it so he's balking, or one of his remora reading the Farms tipped him that whatever tax fuckery he has planned isn't going to work and he's scared some autist will blow the whistle on him.

If I sound angry it's because I'm frustrated that I still can't nail down whether Phil's ego or his greed rules his life. Every time I think I've got it nailed down he does something that suggests the opposite.
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I think his laziness always trumps both his ego and greed, and I'm guessing that's what stopped him here. I don't know what possible issues he could have run into, but it isn't exactly the first time Phil has struggled with something incredibly basic. Maybe if he had someone cheering in his chat with each individual step he'd follow through.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
I think his laziness always trumps both his ego and greed, and I'm guessing that's what stopped him here. I don't know what possible issues he could have run into, but it isn't exactly the first time Phil has struggled with something incredibly basic. Maybe if he had someone cheering in his chat with each individual step he'd follow through.
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Maybe he has some kind of wish list that he and Kat are buying shit from, and he's afraid he's going to expose that by sharing (or trying to share) a different MUH BUSINESS wish list.
 
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It's weird, but I kinda feel like saying "Finally!" because his strange fans have been eager to buy him stuff, so why not? Load it up with games he'll rage-quit and locally sourced Fred Meyer water bottles.
 
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Really putting all his eggs in one basket with those psn codes. Fucking console pleb.

Wouldn't be surprised if he took some off the wishlist and bought some of them himself since he had to re-add items that have been already "bought" for him.
 
Dude, it's physically impossible for anyone to buy him anything on this list unless they manually look up and enter his address at checkout.

He fucking did it wrong.

Go try going through the motions of buying something on a wish list that doesn't say " See all buying options" and you'll see it automatically ships to the person in question and shows you their display name, city, state, and zip code. None of that happens with DSP's list. You just get sent to the normal checkout with your default address selected and the option to enter a different address if you want just like a normal purchase.

821972

821973

821980

You can't do this on his list because he didn't enter a shipping address. He is a fucking moron.
 
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