DORITOS® JACKED™ Black DUIDUIDUI JACE 9/11s VIA PRIUS + unveils "OPERATION WU-POCALYPSE"

[FlyAwayNow]

I thought his Prius was red.

 

[Sean Harris]

I thought his Prius was red.

Dude I just said that.

We need to investigate this asap. Again, not going to say he's an actor, but this really needs to be looked into.

 

[NeetBoy]

I transcribed his Wu-Pocalypse Manifesto for the wiki, might as well post it here too:



Jace here. I am posting this for evidence of attempted murder. I didn't realize it at the time, but the timing was too perfect.

I suspect Brianna Wu rigged my mom's Prius to crash and/or kill me to silence me from being a #GamberGate Vigilante.

I challenged Brianna to a Street Race for #GamerGate and right after that she bought a racing motorcycle... then this happened.

This crash happened today while I was driving to Wu's house (in order to expose her as a corrupt gamer by racing her on camera)

Brianna Wu's super expensive new bike... Suspicious Timing much??

Not Convinced?? What about this thinly-veiled DEATH THREAT???

She is Threatening me. "Risk of Dying" Yea right.

Yes, I am the one who "threatened" Brianna on Twitter and else where, But those were RED HERRING threats designed to draw her out of hiding! Im not just some "Threatening Thug" I dont belive in Violence.

I believe in Justice

My only weapon is TRUTH. Im Armed with the Truth of my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, I will defeat this gaming conspiracy one time and/or for all.

I don't believe in coincidences, gamers.

Today's Race was only supposed to be Phase 1 of an operation I had planned to destroy the SJW Movement together with Eli.

Now that Phase 1 has failed and Wu is onto me, it is safe to declassify the rest of the operation. It will be known as...

OPERATION WU-POCALYPSE

The SJW movement has gone too far, and as a Gaming vigilante it is my job to hold the industry responsible. This Counter-Journalism campaign will uncover shocking facts to discredit the SJW People online, dude.

I may have be out of the race, but my co-journalist Elijah is already across the continent, ready to beging Phase II. This is not over.

Elijah is a seasoned war journalist who documented the Israel-Palestine conflict with his overseas vlogging. He is more than up to the task of uncovering this corruption.

More updates will be coming rapidly in the next few days. Follow me on Twitter and stay tuned to WWW.DEAGLENATION.TV for updates on the operation.

Godspeed gamers.
- Commander Jace Connors,
US Retired Armed Forces.

 

[anephric]

Holy shit. Just... holy shit.

This man is in full-on breakdown mode in that video. His "not quite finished with puberty" screeching is difficult to listen to.

 

[Jingle Jangle]

Dude I just said that.

We need to investigate this asap. Again, not going to say he's an actor, but this really needs to be looked into.

We already have a few hypotheses regarding that from previous pages.

hypothesis #1

Registered just to say that many times in the earlier streams Jace mentioned that his mother drove a red Prius ...

Maybe it was leased and traded in for a new model?

hypothesis #2

It's possible that Jace is color blind (specifically reduced blue sensitivity).

hypothesis #3

I'd almost swear the Prius used to be red too, but I'm pretty sure the model in the video is the first model to be sold in the US, so there's no way Gail traded up. (Did we get the Echo based Prius? I forget.) Can't confirm/deny because most of the videos involving the Prius are shot from the inside. Either way, maybe she just got it painted or something?

Both the wrecked Prius and the Road Trip vids Prius do have identical stickers on the bottom right corner of the windshield. Maybe it is just a different leased Prius from the same dealer?

Spoiler: Windshield stickers

Also, Jace's video is on the front page of Google right now:

 

[Sean Harris]

We already have a few hypotheses regarding that from previous pages.

hypothesis #1


hypothesis #2


hypothesis #3


Both the wrecked Prius and the Road Trip vids Prius do have identical stickers on the bottom right corner of the windshield. Maybe it is just a different leased Prius from the same dealer?

Spoiler: Windshield stickers

How very perceptive. It's amazing how dedicated some people are to analysing Jace's wacky adventures.

 

[buttsbuttsbutts]

I'd say it's likely Jace was saying the Prius was red to throw off obeme. Remember he is actually capable of spreading misinfo to try and cover up his ops, like trying to spread misinfo this was an international op taking place in Mexico.

 

[anephric]

It's possible that Jace is color blind (specifically reduced blue sensitivity).

I'm not familiar with all the details of the condition but I know red-green colorblindness is an established genetic issue for men. He may see "Red" as grey with a blue twinge? Just a thought.

 

[Zarkon]

I'd say it's likely Jace was saying the Prius was red to throw off obeme. Remember he is actually capable of spreading misinfo to try and cover up his ops, like trying to spread misinfo this was an international op taking place in Mexico.

Not to mention we know he has an eye issue, which could cause some color blindness. Not to mention he has trouble distinguishing what is real and what isn't, making him an unreliable narrator.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Is Jace alright?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I was gonna be pretty interested in this piece of news until I found out it involves Brianna "Who's Wu?" Wu, and W̶o̶r̶t̶h̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶N̶e̶w̶s̶ Gamergate.

I still hope Jace is okay though. Prayers go out to him.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Holy shit.

And what timing too. We reach an "apparent" conclusion to the Peter Coffin wife debate and now we get this.

The best part about this video was that "Dead or Alive" was still blaring on the car's radio. The only way it could have been any better is if "Danger Zone" was playing instead.

I think "Livin' on a Prayer" is Jace's theme song.

 

[ATM]

We need to investigate this asap. Again, not going to say he's an actor, but this really needs to be looked into.

Does it really matter though? I gave up thinking about it ages ago and just started appreciating Jace for his entertainment value. As long as he's doing all this brilliant and/or dumb shit, he's real enough.

I was gonna be pretty interested in this piece of news until I found out it involves Brianna "Who's Wu?" Wu, and W̶o̶r̶t̶h̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶N̶e̶w̶s̶ Gamergate.

Jace is actually capable of making even stupid crap like gamergate entertaining. The way he approaches it puts it into perspective as the total farce that it is.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I can't hear the "Dead or Alive" because it seems the only voice Jace is ever capable of using is screaming.

 

[Skeletor]

Holy fuck I'm glad no civilians got hurt.

Is Jace alright?

Depends on what you mean by "alright".

 

[Dan Abrams]

Jace lies about certain things online to throw people off and I'd imagine the red Prius is one of them. He also lied about his age, he's really ParkourDude90.

 

[Skeletor]

Screencapped from the Juggalo Beatdown video. It's only visible for an instant and the lighting sucks, but I'm reasonably sure the color is Sonic arms blue.It's still possible the car was traded for a red one at some point.

Also, I have now idea how it could be faked. You'd need to find someone else's flipped Prius by the side of the road with no driver or emergency crew nearby.

 

[The Dude]

Is Jace alright?

Oh, honey, no. Jace has never been "alright".

 

[Sean Harris]

Screencapped from the Juggalo Beatdown video. It's only visible for an instant and the lighting sucks, but I'm reasonably sure the color is Sonic arms blue.It's still possible the car was traded for a red one at some point.

Also, I have now idea how it could be faked. You'd need to find someone else's flipped Prius by the side of the road with no driver or emergency crew nearby.

Wasn't denying the wreck being fake, it's not and anyone who says otherwise is in denial or a commentary fag (despite the fact they were right about MTP, but Jace is completely different from that guy).

 

[herpes]

I wonder how much the situation would have escalated if he actually made it to Brianna Wu's house. I think she'd be justified in calling the police (for once in her life) if Jace showed up at her doorstep shouting word salads about Gamergate and street racing or whatever. How strange is it that Jace wrecking his mom's car is arguably the lesser of two evils here?

I'm kinda surprised it took him this long to physically go after her tbh considering they live in the same area.