DORITOS® JACKED™ Black DUIDUIDUI JACE 9/11s VIA PRIUS + unveils "OPERATION WU-POCALYPSE"

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He 'street races' a Prius in the winter while he's three sheets to the wind, crashes the car, and survives? Jace isn't only a self-milking lolcow, he's also incredibly lucky.

Jace manages to survive a rollover crash on a snowy highway, and Eli managed to wander through a heated conflict in the Middle East without getting hurt. Despite this, Jace has probably done irreparable damage to his kidneys from drinking while playing video games, and Eli nearly broke his back during a Thanksgiving dinner. Deagle Nation should probably focus on Homeland Security.

 

[Defective Toaster]

Glad to see the great commander looks to be okay but Christ, what a time to announce Wu-pocolypse.

Wonder if Gail will finally come to her senses and consider sending Jace for a psychiatric assessment. It’s one thing for her son to provide entertainment for the internet. (Which I understand got him sent to a religious camp? Feel free to correct me.) It’s quite another when he’s beating the plastic chink out of her battered car.

 

[hullo8d]

the car's license plate was blurred out or missing. there was a tow truck parked aside the road. there is a weird cut where the tow truck should have been shown a second time.

 

[Duke Nukem]

So this is how the story ends?

With the destruction of Jace's noble steed at the hands of the evil Brianna Wu and her Gamergate hordes, this could be the end of Jace W. Connors, Future United States Marine, as we know it.

if Jace is jailed, did Tyce win??

No, Tyce did not win. He hasn't even started yet.

And now, with Jace out of the way, the Skeleton War can begin.

 

[stets]

I hope those idiots who are trying to leach off GG's fifteen minutes that intend to interview Jace don't even know about this so Jace can rant more about things.

I hope anyone that anyone who interviews Jace on GG is completely aware of this. He stole his mother's Prius and crashed it because of GG, for Godbear's sake! That's a freaky level of dedication to a stupid cause. It would make a decent interview almost compelling.

 

[Spork]

Eli is "already halfway across the continent". And this is supposedly an anti-SJW operation...

Calling it now, Jace sent Eli to San Francisco.

 

[Shadow Fox]

Eli is "already halfway across the continent". And this is supposedly an anti-SJW operation...

Calling it now, Jace sent Eli to San Francisco.

If he did, it's just so he can say his heart is in San Francisco.

 

[Duke Nukem]

If he did, it's just so he can say his heart is in San Francisco.

I find it gut bustingly hilarious how incredibly homophobic these guys are...it makes me wonder if they actually have "gay thoughts" they need to suppress...

Of course, San Francisco is the place to go, if they want to find a tranny like Brianna Wu. LOL

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Eli is "already halfway across the continent". And this is supposedly an anti-SJW operation...

Calling it now, Jace sent Eli to San Francisco.

Lots of liberals and especially feminists live in Colorado. Eli probably begged Jace to send him there (because of weed).

Right now he's blazing it in a coffee shop.

 

[buttsbuttsbutts]

Well if a vlog of have driving high can get him a felony DUI, this should count for jail time. The only question is what will happen to Eli without his commander, or i suppose, how much jail time he will receive.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Well if a vlog of have driving high can get him a felony DUI, this should count for jail time. The only question is what will happen to Eli without his commander, or i suppose, how much jail time he will receive.

Eli will take the reins and form the Deagle Diss Nation. He will rant every now and then about the dumb things of the world while smoking weed. It will be like his Daily Diss series and will end as soon as the camera batteries run out or he runs out of video memory.

And then he simply disappears in a puff of weed smoke.

 

[Ruin]

Lots of liberals and especially feminists live in Colorado. Eli probably begged Jace to send him there (because of weed).

Right now he's blazing it in a coffee shop.

Either that or playing Runescape at a holiday inn .

 

[Revengeance]

So remember when we were saying we shouldn't make too much out of Jace's Brianna Wu speech? Okay, well, now we know it is a thing. Definitely a thing. Everything can be something huge. Maybe there is a pattern to the insanity.

Also, about Brianna Wu herself, she isn't exactly the most stable either. So I'd say there is a pretty big chance she'll have some response to this.

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

I guess this is it. But hey, at least it can be said that the Deagle Nation saga was "street raced into the grave"

 

[Ruin]

So remember when we were saying we shouldn't make too much out of Jace's Brianna Wu speech? Okay, well, now we know it is a thing. Definitely a thing. Everything can be something huge. Maybe there is a pattern to the insanity.

Also, about Brianna Wu herself, she isn't exactly the most stable either. So I'd say there is a pretty big chance she'll have some response to this.

Her local police force must be getting awfully tired of receiving hysterical phone calls from a sobbing tranny whining about "elite Gamergate assassins."

 

[blackie toy]

I wonder if Gail is going to blame it on Jace's Skrillex cd giving him homosexual urges behind the wheel.

Or John Cena.

Also, about Brianna Wu herself, she isn't exactly the most stable either. So I'd say there is a pretty big chance she'll have some response to this.

At best we'll see Wu claim that someone's threatened to come do something to her with an automobile, and that she's going into hiding or something. More likely she'll ignore it though. She's ignored Jace in the past.

 

[FP1]

ALLAH: 911
DEAGLE NATION: 0

Registered just to say that many times in the earlier streams Jace mentioned that his mother drove a red Prius ...

Maybe it was leased and traded in for a new model?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Her local police force must be getting awfully tired of receiving hysterical phone calls from a sobbing tranny whining about "elite Gamergate assassins."

Well, from what I heard, she IS kind of an attention whore.

 

[MACH-IV]

And then created his first video with somewhat decent production value. The editing quality is way better than his past videos. The music doesn't cut in abruptly and is queued to actually match up with the video. Fully readable text framed properly against color corrected, panning images, flash transitions....

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Ok I tried.