DORITOS® JACKED™ Black DUIDUIDUI JACE 9/11s VIA PRIUS + unveils "OPERATION WU-POCALYPSE"

[XYZpdq]

Didn't he do something similar when he busted his toe a while back?

From what was mentioned there, yes.

 

[Randall Fragg]

So amidst all this over on the chat there's dubious reports Jace may be treating that bleeding head he mentioned by dumping some sort of detergent in it because it, like, cleans and stuff.

Damn it.
For gods sake, someone try to contact Jace and give him some actual first aid advice.

 

[XYZpdq]

Damn it.
For gods sake, someone try to contact Jace and give him some actual first aid advice.

FlyAwayNow has since said signs point to no on that report being legit.

 

[NeetBoy]

Time to update the old scoreboard:

Jace

• Totals car in "street racing accident"
• License suspended for blazed driving
• DANGER ZONE!!!
• Drives amok during muslim ghost hunt
• Totals Gail's car in an attempt to street race Brianna Wu to the death

Eli

• Busted in Israel for fucking around with his granddad's scooter
• Has car towed for parking it on a random stranger's lawn

Tyce (and the Skelton Krew)

• Crashed the Race War Van at least once

Doesn't change much, though, Jace is still in the lead for Deagle Nation Driver of the Century!

 

[Dr. Meme]

If Chris is the epitome of Anti Gamergate does that make Jace the epitome of Gamergate?

 

[AnOminous]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but won't his mom be forced to press charges for the stolen vehicle if she wants to receive any type of insurance payout?

If it's a stolen car claim, a police report is required for insurance. It's up to the state whether to "press charges," though. Insurance also demands an accurate report of what happened, which seems to be that Jace took this car unlawfully. Whether it was GTA though depends on whether he intended to return it. If he intended to return it, it's more like joyriding. They're both serious offenses, though, and it's pretty certain the police will be in

 

[Tycholarfero]

Holy shit, I'm glad that Jace is ok, besides the head injury.

At least that's all that he walked out with, because what Jace did to that car is what Eli does to pussy, maximum damage.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Just think @FlyAwayNow , you could've been in that wreck.

I could've been immortalized in internet history...

God save us all.

 

[XYZpdq]

I could've been immortalized in internet history...

God save us all.

You could have been operating the live camera for us to watch it all as it happened!

 

[SilentObserver]

Holy shit.

And what timing too. We reach an "apparent" conclusion to the Peter Coffin wife debate and now we get this.

The best part about this video was that "Dead or Alive" was still blaring on the car's radio. The only way it could have been any better is if "Danger Zone" was playing instead.

 

[KaiserC]

Operation Wu-pocalypse

That's the most adorable operation name ever.

 

[IcyHotWings]

Jesus christ Jace, can you even go fast enough to roll in a Prius? It's like burning cereal...

I don't see how Jace is going to get out of this one. I see another "tour of duty" in our near future, and that's if Gail chooses not to press charges... Then again I have no idea how laws work regarding endangerment of other drives or speeding in a stolen car. Jace may very well end up a "POW".

I'd almost ask if Kiwi has gone too far, but to my knowledge he did this completely unprovoked.

 

[Bork Laser]

I hope in some way, Gail ends up getting arrested for this while Jace somehow remains free.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I hope Eli isn't expecting payments from Jace any time soon. Holy shit what a week it's been between this, Peter Coffin, and Sick Nick getting reported for being a pedo

 

[Insectonthewall]

Speechless. And I've been lurking a long time.

Wow.

 

[axcel]

I'd almost ask if Kiwi has gone too far, but to my knowledge he did this completely unprovoked.

That's what's great about Jace, he doesn't need trolling to produce regular lulz. He's a self-milking lolcow.

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

That's some Loose Change-level conspiracy theory shit right there

 

[Ahffline]

He 'street races' a Prius in the winter in Massachusetts while he's three sheets to the wind, crashes the car, and survives? Jace isn't only a self-milking lolcow, he's also incredibly lucky.

 

[John Furrman]

∞/∞ would experience this news again

 

[Billy_Sama]

I wonder if Gail is going to blame it on Jace's Skrillex cd giving him homosexual urges behind the wheel.