DORITOS® JACKED™ Black DUIDUIDUI JACE 9/11s VIA PRIUS + unveils "OPERATION WU-POCALYPSE"

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he stole his mom's car and could've killed someone brah

Jace is fucked in the head though. He's got the schizo tendencies real bad. He needs to start taking his medication and get sat down with a fucking psychologist more than anything else.

Still though, he also needs to own up to his actions. I don't think he's getting out of this one. Something tells me that this is the final straw in Jace's antics. He's gone too far this time. I just hope for his sake that he gets his injuries checked out and that he doesn't try to assault any police officers.
 
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First of all JESUS CHRIST.
Second, how did Jace get out of the vehicle? From what I can gather he had to climb out the now vertical passenger side? Also, in the time it took for the accident to happen to the video, literally no witnesses or other parties stopped to help him. Unless people did and he sperged so hard they quickly drove away.
He parkoured out the passenger window, of course. You think gravity can stop a Marine sniper?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but won't his mom be forced to press charges for the stolen vehicle if she wants to receive any type of insurance payout?
If he's an authorized driver on her insurance, probably not. Otherwise... I'm not sure.
 
He lost his license. He's definitely not an authorized driver.
Hm, yeah that would probably be an exclusion on her coverage then... losses incurred by an unlicensed driver despite the driver previously being authorized under the policy. That or the suspension/revocation of the license results in the insurer automatically canceling the policy or removing the driver from the policy.
 
Hm, yeah that would probably be an exclusion on her coverage then... losses incurred by an unlicensed driver despite the driver previously being authorized under the policy. That or the suspension/revocation of the license results in the insurer automatically canceling the policy or removing the driver from the policy.

#jailorgail
 
Writers really lucked out they found an abandoned Prius crashed by the side of highway. Wonder if they've had this little vid in the can since before they started building up this plotline, or if they lucked out in the past couple days?


...seriously though, this is insane, and demolishes any lingering doubt to Jace's authenticity. Kind of sad if this puts an end to future livestreams, though.
 
Well... at least he's alive, would have loved to see him pull up to Wu's house revving his engine while screaming insane babble out the car window but still rather the commander not end up KIA.

I would have paid to see those two idiots fight. I'm a little disappointed that it's not going to happen.
 
That sounds like an awesome idea for a sitcom.
Ones a bumbling autistic doofus who still lives with his mom , plays video games all day, and thinks everyone is out to get him the other is Christian Weston Chandler. They did the crimes now there doing the time, as cell mates!? Can they survive prison together? Find out this fall in Autism is the New Black.
 
Ones a bumbling autistic doofus who still lives with his mom , plays video games all day, and thinks everyone is out to get him the other is Christian Weston Chandler. They did the crimes now there doing the time, as cell mates!? Can they survive prison together? Find out this fall in Autism is the New Black.

One is a self proclaimed SJW who hates MALES, the other is a self proclaimed manly male who hates SJW's. Sticking them in the same room would be the perfect storm.
 
So amidst all this over on the chat there's dubious reports Jace may be treating that bleeding head he mentioned by dumping some sort of detergent in it because it, like, cleans and stuff.

Didn't he do something similar when he busted his toe a while back?
 
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So amidst all this over on the chat there's dubious reports Jace may be treating that bleeding head he mentioned by dumping some sort of detergent in it because it, like, cleans and stuff.
HORRIFYING. Also, there's a CWCki chatroom? Sorry I'm noob.
 
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