Dumb game ideas to get the noggin joggin - OC Do Not Steel!!!1

[glumCunt]

Breaking Bad-themed game, or a game where you control a guy struggling with his drug addiction, under the title "Need for Speed"

 

[Syaoran Li]

A video game adaptation of the film Night of the Living Dead where you play as a member of the posse seen at the end of the movie. It'd be a typical horror-themed FPS.

Honestly, given how iconic the movie is and the fact it's in the public domain, I'm surprised nobody tried to make a tie-in game during the big zombie mania craze of the early 2010's.

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

A game that is chronologically backwards and the movement controls are also inverted and cannot be changed.

 

[Secret Asshole]

A disabled terrorist group known as the Blind and Deaf kings have taken over a local home depot because they believe that carpentry is ablest. You are a lone associate who must stop them. It is a semi-stealth game where everything from home depot is craft able. From nuts and bolts, to vicious chains, to doorknobs, to light bulbs to candy bars. There's crafting to make absurd and deadly weapons out of everything for gory deaths. You can escape and hide because half the terrorists are blind and half are deaf. You can use disguises to fool the deaf terrorists, to keep that sort of immersive game-play element.

Each level would be a new big box store with every item interactable. The last level would be a vegan grocery store filled with safety products.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

A disabled terrorist group known as the Blind and Deaf kings have taken over a local home depot because they believe that carpentry is ablest. You are a lone associate who must stop them. It is a semi-stealth game where everything from home depot is craft able. From nuts and bolts, to vicious chains, to doorknobs, to light bulbs to candy bars. There's crafting to make absurd and deadly weapons out of everything for gory deaths. You can escape and hide because half the terrorists are blind and half are deaf. You can use disguises to fool the deaf terrorists, to keep that sort of immersive game-play element.

Each level would be a new big box store with every item interactable. The last level would be a vegan grocery store filled with safety products.

You're trapped in the section with pre-school supplies. How many plastic safety scissors does it take to kill a blind man? We're about to find out.

The deaf dudes is actually a great idea, no need to sneak if they can't see the player so they can be rushed and silently taken down if they turn their backs. That's a big cat predator move, could be fun. With the blind dudes you can hide in plain sight if you keep quiet. Use tricks to separate a deaf-blind patrol pair to exploit their weaknesses.

I would absolutely play your game.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

You're trapped in the section with pre-school supplies. How many plastic safety scissors does it take to kill a blind man? We're about to find out.

The deaf dudes is actually a great idea, no need to sneak if they can't see the player so they can be rushed and silently taken down if they turn their backs. That's a big cat predator move, could be fun. With the blind dudes you can hide in plain sight if you keep quiet. Use tricks to separate a deaf-blind patrol pair to exploit their weaknesses.

I would absolutely play your game.

That would be fun in VR

 

[Dick Justice]

Any game where you use a smartphone to do stuff but also the battery % is always in single-digits.

With the blind dudes you can hide in plain sight if you keep quiet. Use tricks to separate a deaf-blind patrol pair to exploit their weaknesses.

A Clock Tower-like horror game where the killer is blind would be utterly terrifying.
>suddenly scissorman
>creaky wood floor
>can't run
>can hear his scissors groping in the dark
>can't back up
>faint reflective shimmer as it cuts the air
>can't move
>SHING! sound is getting closer
>can't breathe

Spoiler

something something george floyd fresh prince walk the dinosaur