Dumb Shit on Wikipedia

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Death

An unnecessarily thorough article on some murder mystery romance novel series. They've got a long chart detailing every single death in the series, including the cause of death, the exact weapons used, and who did it. As of this writing, the two main characters also have their own pages, though they actually decided to merge them with the series page last month, so those probably aren't gonna be around much longer.

Speaking of unnecessary character articles, both of the main characters in Brokeback Mountain have articles. Also having to do with Brokeback Mountain, Wikipedia has a section talking about how the author of the original story now regrets writing it because people kept sending her their shitty Brokeback Mountain fanfics. It's not really "dumb shit" but it did make me laugh.
Annie Proulx, author of the original 1997 short story, said a few years after the film's release, "I wish I'd never written it," because she has been sent too much fan fiction presenting alternative plots:

"[The film] is the source of constant irritation in my private life. There are countless people out there who think the story is open range to explore their fantasies and to correct what they see as an unbearably disappointing story."

She said the authors, mostly men who claim to "understand men better than I do", often send her their works:

"They constantly send ghastly manuscripts and pornish rewrites of the story to me, expecting me to reply with praise and applause for "fixing" the story. They certainly don't get the message that if you can't fix it you've got to stand it. Most of these "fix-it" tales have the character Ennis finding a husky boyfriend and living happily ever after, or discovering the character Jack is not really dead after all, or having the two men's children meet and marry, etc., etc."
 
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As soon as someone says anything on the order of someone being incapable of doing something, whether it is something good like being a doctor or bad like being a racist, because of their race alone, they're just a racist. Anyone who says shit like this is a moron whose opinion on anything at all can be disregarded.

Excuse me sir! But you seem to have forgotten about their feelings!
 
My cheesy contribution:

The "cheese-hedgehog" Only in german(y), sorry. Its yellow and a hedgehog!
Basically a hedgehog made from cheese and grapes, pinned onto a pineapple. Shit like that probably happens when you drink to much formaldehyd-like booze (Korn).
I dont really understand why it has to be on wikipedia.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Käseigel

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The original is a so called "mettigel". I dont know what mett is in english (its ground pork basically).
@Bassomatic its about mett!
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Death

An unnecessarily thorough article on some murder mystery romance novel series. They've got a long chart detailing every single death in the series, including the cause of death, the exact weapons used, and who did it. As of this writing, the two main characters also have their own pages, though they actually decided to merge them with the series page last month, so those probably aren't gonna be around much longer.

Isn't that series targeted toward middle-aged women? At least I'm guessing because my Mom and Grandma read that series. Not the usual demographic I associate with insanely detailed listings of shit.
 
Isn't that series targeted toward middle-aged women? At least I'm guessing because my Mom and Grandma read that series. Not the usual demographic I associate with insanely detailed listings of shit.
Probably a bunch of autistic twentysomethings going through their moms' bookshelves because they don't have one of those pesky jobs to occupy their time
 
Article on what I can only assume is a gay porn comic, but I don't really wanna look any further into it.

In any case, it just reads like somebody copied and pasted some shit from the official website of...whatever this is.

While on a vacation in the deserts of Egypt, a young and adventurous Felix Himner, seeking a break from his harsh and disapproving parents, found himself in the presence of the ancient Pharaoh, King Cock-A-Tut. The Pharaoh endowed Felix with tremendous, ancient power, thus forever transforming him into the incredibly hung Naked Justice.

I'm gonna say your guess is right.
 
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Days_at_Walt_Disney_World

A local Doubletree resort has dubbed itself the "official" hotel for the event, with convention space rented to various businesses (bathroom remodelers, gourmet cooking suppliers, sex toys, etc.) and organizations (free health tests, vaccinations, etc.) pitching to attendees.

That's some pretty stereotypical gay shit for an article about Gay Day.
 
Someone should nominate it for immediate deletion as of no importance at all.

Wikipedia's notability guidelines are so stupid that it probably does pass them. Their guide isn't whether or not the subject did something notable, it's whether or not their approved sources have written about it. It's a fundamentally retarded way to measure that because many of their approved sources will write about anything that promotes their politics. Because of that bias, you get very strange situations. Reset Era has an article within a week of its launch due to Polygon, Kotaku and the rest writing about it. For years spergs have repeatedly attempted to delete JonTron's page because he's rarely the star of puff pieces or interviews. It didn't matter that all of his videos got millions of views.
 
I stumbled across the article for Triloquist
last night and it is definitely something.

In a hotel in Hollywood California, a young lady (Dagmar Peterson) is a down and out ventriloquist who can't find work anymore. She is also a drug addict. One night the hotel manager comes in and tells her she has to pay the rent tomorrow or her and her two kids, Angelina and Norbert, will be thrown out.

The mother doesn't know what to do, so she drugs herself again, this time killing her. The Dummy (Bruce Weitz) watches and wakes up Angelina and Norbert from sleep. The Dummy tells them that it is now the three of them. Later on, Angelina, Norbert, and the Dummy are sent to their perverted uncle's house. The uncle (Fred Cameron) ends up abusing Angelina and the Dummy is not happy. While the uncle is sleeping, Dummy suffocates him.

Dummy is then put in a suitcase for several years. He is then taken out to see Angelina (Paydin LoPachin) and Norbert (Rocky Marquette) all grown up. Dummy is used to talk for Norbert (He was in shock when he saw his mother died). On Halloween night, Dummy ends up killing a young kid for not believing Norbert is not a magic Triloquist. Angelina ends up blaming Norbert for cutting off the boy's fingers. Norbert is taking away and Angelina and Dummy have to break him out.

Angelina and Dummy end up working at a strip club, killing the manager (Andrew Zak)for not letting Angelina do a ventriloquist act. Taking his car, Angelina ends up going after Norbert. When the doctor won't let Norbert leave, Dummy ends up having to kill another person, this time a worker. Norbert and Dummy reunite with Angelina with a "group hug".

Angelina, Norbert, and Dummy head down to Vegas so Norbert can do his ventriloquist act. While eating at a restaurant, Angelina reveals that if Norbert doesn't have a son, their triloquist name would die out. Angelina thinks that a girl named Robin Patterson (Katie Chonacas) would be the perfect mother. They end up kidnapping Robin and place her in the trunk of the car.

While on the road, they are stopped by the police again. He sees Robin tied up and Angelina ends up shooting him with a gun. Back on the road, they stop help out another man with car trouble. They end up robbing him and killing him.

They stop at a gas station and Dummy thinks it would be a perfect time to ditch Angelina and be free. Norbert refuses and Angelina comes back hearing Dummy and throwing him out of the car. Angelina and Dummy agree not to leave each other. Angelina gives Dummy back to Norbert. The police show up and Angelina tries to blame Norbert again. They take Norbert and Angelina into the car and rescue Robin.

While driving in the police car, Robin reveals to the officer (Brian Krause) that Norbert never said a word. When they realize that an officer has been killed, Angelina kills the officer that rescued Robin. They take her to a cabin and Norbert is to get her pregnant and hopefully have a son. When Robin talks Dummy and Norbert into letting her use the phone, Angelina shows up and shoves Robin into a room and Norbert ties her up. Angelina decides to punish Dummy by having Dummy set his tongue on fire with a match.

Later on, Angelina says that they should go to Vegas and leave the dummy behind. The Next Morning, a janitor comes into the cabin and finds Robin, who ends up dead by Dummy who rides him like a horse (choking him in the process) Angelina and Norbert discover that they are being followed by the police. Angelina decides to kill Robin in the woods and head to Vegas.

That night, Angelina, Norbert, Dummy, and Robin end up in the woods. Robin begins to bury her grave when she escapes into an old DJ room. Robin finds Detective Shane Kinslow (the person who saved her) dead. Angelina, Norbert, and Dummy show up again. Angelina says that Norbert should rape Robin and get her pregnant. Before Norbert could, Robin reveals that she is in love with him. Being tricked, Robin takes a knife and stabs Dummy. While trying to escape, Robin is knocked out by Angelina. Angelina reveals that she made up the triloquist act and that she has been doing the voice of Dummy.

Furious, Norbert attempts to kill Angelina. But Angelina pushes Norbert into cables and is shocked to death. Still alive, Norbert starts talking for the first time to Dummy that he is dying. Waking up, Robin finally escapes. When Angelina takes Dummy outside, Norbert tries to kill Angelina, but ends up getting stabbed by a knife. Dying, Norbert ask is Dummy could sing to him, Dummy accepts and sings to Norbert. When Norbert dies, Dummy does too. Robin is able to find help and shows the police where she was attacked.

When they arrive, Dummy and Angelina are gone leaving Norbert's dead body lying there. Robin reveals that they got magic and are heading to Vegas. Dummy reveals that Angelina got to depressed and never became a star in Vegas. Angelina figures out the she is pregnant with Norbert's baby, she gives birth to the baby in the hotel from the beginning, and dies after. Dummy (still alive) holds the baby boy like a proud papa. The film goes to black and the credits role
It starts off as a pretty generic plot description, but as it continues it becomes more like outsider art. I almost want to watch the movie now to see if I can figure out what this person was trying to say.
 
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