Dumb Shit on Wikipedia

[DeadwastePrime]

These have been posted here before but

Chewbacca Mask Lady - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Milkshake Duck - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Two memes no one ever heard of get Wikipedia articles but again CWC is too irrelevant for some reason. This shit shouldn't even belong on Know Your Meme.

i heard the first one before, but that was a meme long back and wasnt a super long lasting one (memes were known to die out after a week or 2 during this time)

 

[Sicko Hunter]

These have been posted here before but

Chewbacca Mask Lady - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Milkshake Duck - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Two memes no one ever heard of get Wikipedia articles but again CWC is too irrelevant for some reason. This shit shouldn't even belong on Know Your Meme.

I guess the counter argument from Wikipedia people would be "Well these memes have way more articles on them from reliable sources then Chris Chan does" which is true. That stupid fucking milkshake duck meme got a New York times article written on it for whatever reason. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/27/arts/milkshake-duck-meme.html

 

[Susanna]

I guess the counter argument from Wikipedia people would be "Well these memes have way more articles on them from reliable sources then Chris Chan does" which is true. That stupid fucking milkshake duck meme got a New York times article written on it for whatever reason. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/27/arts/milkshake-duck-meme.html

And Chris had articles in Business Insider, as well as plenty of large news channels mentioning him, to refute Tucker Carlson, who used Chris being initially documented as a woman as ammunition for “troons need to be kept out of women’s jails” argument.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

And Chris had articles in Business Insider, as well as plenty of large news channels mentioning him, to refute Tucker Carlson, who used Chris being initially documented as a woman as ammunition for “troons need to be kept out of women’s jails” argument.

It really wasn't that widely covered. Outside of the Tucker mention just 3 large outlets had articles on it and one of them is the Daily Mail which can't be cited on Wikipedia anymore. The other articles are from local stations in Virginia and shit like "Business insider India".

Chris Chan interrupts incest rape hearing to say she's famous

Christine Chandler, 39, known as Chris Chan on YouTube, stomped her feet and demanded to be taken home during a hearing at the Green County Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court in Virginia.

www.dailymail.co.uk

https://www.businessinsider.com/chris-chan-arrest-what-is-kiwifarms-the-forum-exposed-her-2021-8

Chris Chan case spotlights incest legal question: Is it a crime between adults in all states?

Only three U.S. states allow sexual contact between consenting adult relatives.

www.newsweek.com

THAT BEING SAID, Chris should have a wiki article.

 

[AnOminous]

Have you seen the Farms' Wikipedia page? Talking about someone is harassment.

So they're harassing us basically, at least according to their own dumb, retarded, moronic rules.

They're harassing literally millions of people. This hate site needs to be shut down!

 

[JJLiautaud]

So they're harassing us basically, at least according to their own dumb, retarded, moronic rules.

And honestly I don't know what to do.

 

[Google.com]

This isn't really a wikipedia stupid or fuck wikipedia thing but the first post didn't specify.

I have a favorite wikipedia page/series called list of air rage incidents it is the funniest shit ever.

List of Air Rage incidents
Archive

And a particular bad one where a Wall Street investor guy got mad that the flight attendants wouldn't serve him drinks so he shit on a food serving cart and smeared it on the walls. They couldn't divert because on board was the president of Portugal. As a result they were forced to fly all the way to New York without food while the flight attendants desperately tried to spray perfume everywhere.

United Biohazard Incident
Archive

Other favorites.

British Airways Porn laptop rampage.

British Airways Flight 56: After passengers complained that a 36-year-old British passenger was watching hardcore pornography on his laptop during a May 16 flight from Johannesburg to London, the flight's head flight attendant asked him to stop. The passenger, who had consumed alcohol before boarding and had consumed more on the plane, responded by going on a violent rampage, assaulting and injuring several other crew members and doing £30,000 in damage to the plane, including breaking the inner skin on a door hatch window. He was finally restrained enough for a physician on the flight to inject him with diazepam, although repeated doses were necessary and the seats in front of him had to be loosened with a crowbar to keep him from constantly head-butting them. After landing the passenger was arrested; a few months later he was convicted of assault and endangering a plane and passengers, leading to a three-year sentence.

Aeroflot drunk flight attendant gang

Attendants on a July 2004 Aeroflot flight from Moscow to Nizhnevartovsk began food service as the plane was descending, resulting in many food trays ending up on the aircraft floor. After landing, a departing passenger complained to the attendants that they were drunk and not doing their jobs; in response they assaulted him. They were suspended after the passenger reported the incident to local police; an internal investigation by the airline, which said they worked for a subcontractor, found that the men were indeed heavily intoxicated during the flight.

These isis Muslim flight attendants won't give me any more liquor.

After being refused further liquor on a September 6 Emirates flight from Dubai to Birmingham, England, Jasbir Singh Bharaj, 46, of Leicester, became verbally abusive, saying things to the crew such as "fucking Muslims ... send them back to where they came from" and accusing of them of being members of ISIS, then physically threatened them and caused £2,500 in damage to the in-flight entertainment system. At one point, in full view of a female flight attendant, he dipped his fingers in wine and rubbed them on his genitals, while upon landing, he assaulted and verbally abused police officers before being taken into custody.[277] Bharaj, who had a prior criminal record, was involved in another incident of drunk and disorderly behaviour in a Birmingham hotel while on bail, which ended with him directing racial slurs at and attempting to assault the arresting officers. He was eventually convicted of drunkenness on an aircraft, criminal damage, racially aggravated words and behaviour, common assault and other offences, and was sentenced to 21 months in prison

Theres too much ridiculous lunacy to fit in here alone. Pretty entertaining read when bored. Over all take away for most of these are don't mix anti anxiety meds with alcohol then get on a plane

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

These have been posted here before but

Chewbacca Mask Lady - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Milkshake Duck - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Two memes no one ever heard of get Wikipedia articles but again CWC is too irrelevant for some reason. This shit shouldn't even belong on Know Your Meme.

Milkshake Duck is some stupid forced meme used by the far-left. IIRC it's from the era of Goobergrape and male feminists.

So they're harassing us basically, at least according to their own dumb, retarded, moronic rules.

They're harassing literally millions of people. This hate site needs to be shut down!

The page is controlled in part by the dickless rapist Elliot William "Liz" Fong-Jones so no shit it's going to be nothing but harassment as part of his insane vendetta against all who dare remind him of his crimes and disgusting lifestyle.

These isis Muslim flight attendants won't give me any more liquor.

>Jasbir Singh Bharaj
Pajeet doesn't like mooselimbs very much I see.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

There is a Wikipedia article on the Drake- Kendrick Lamar feud.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake%E2%80%93Kendrick_Lamar_feud

 

[Gingervitis]

There is a Wikipedia article on the Drake- Kendrick Lamar feud.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake%E2%80%93Kendrick_Lamar_feud

Nig rappers being nig rappers is worthy of an article, while CWC doesn't. Make it make sense

 

[scathefire]

There is a Wikipedia article on the Drake- Kendrick Lamar feud.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake%E2%80%93Kendrick_Lamar_feud

Also they're using the serious infobox that's normally only for actual wars and conflicts. Lmao

 

[glue eater]

I know, posting one off line is petty as fuck, but I have been lurking political articles, and all "Far-right politics in [country]" articles are written by a cabal of local far-left lunatics. Another shocker, I know. But just get a load of this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far-right_politics_in_the_United_Kingdom#2010s%E2%80%93present

In June 2016, Jo Cox was murdered by a far-right extremist after being stoked by the campaigns surrounding the Brexit referendum.[53] Scholars have suggested that far-right attitudes contributed to and were normalised by the result of the Brexit referendum.[54]

Brexit murdered a British politician.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

I know, posting one off line is petty as fuck, but I have been lurking political articles, and all "Far-right politics in [country]" articles are written by a cabal of local far-left lunatics. Another shocker, I know. But just get a load of this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far-right_politics_in_the_United_Kingdom#2010s%E2%80%93present

Brexit murdered a British politician.

And the Guardian has been blaming everything bad on Brexit every day since

 

[Thumb Butler]

Also they're using the serious infobox that's normally only for actual wars and conflicts. Lmao
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This is just like when a Hollywood actor or a major label artist has like a billion references.

I just had a look at the current "hot thing" - Taylor Swift ... 596!!!

America loves their rich people.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I just had a look at the current "hot thing" - Taylor Swift ... 596!

When one of her loony fangirls finally kills her to wear her skin, we all will feel a bit cleaner.

 

[TVB]

Also they're using the serious infobox that's normally only for actual wars and conflicts. Lmao
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And the JAY-Z/Nas beef doesn't have an article?

 

[AnOminous]

And the JAY-Z/Nas beef doesn't have an article?

This almost looks like one of the things put there by trolls that stay there for years because Wikipedos are blindingly autistic.

Also no specific article on the Dre/Eazy-E feud.

 

[TVB]

This almost looks like one of the things put there by trolls that stay there for years because Wikipedos are blindingly autistic.

Also no specific article on the Dre/Eazy-E feud.

And Wikipedia doesn't even have a full article about the Biggie/Tupac feud. All of this I may have to mention in the Dumb shit on Wikipedia thread as it is an example how useless Wikipedia truly is

 

[whogoesthere]

So what happens when the consensus becomes lies because the media is blatantly biased and unreliable?

You might shock yourself into a heart attack once you realise that its nothing new. The "truth" is really only things you have seen with your own eyes, heard with your own ears, things you can say are completely true. Beyond that, you accept that some level of manipulation for whatever reason, has likely taken place.

 

[TheySeeMeRowlin]

I periodically try to get into Wikipedia since I love autistic squabbling, but it's always such a landmine trying to get anything done and they have zero sense of an interested audience. You simply have to roll over if anyone gets too interested in fighting you or you end up banned, even if - as in this user's case - you have a decade-long history on the site, are inarguably in the right, and are willing to leave the issue at hand alone just as long as the other guy doesn't win and smugpost.

All of the old meta-articles are slowly rotting as people realize that making notes about how lame you all are doesn't amass political capital, but they're still quite fun to read as relics of a more civilized age.

An example of meta-retardation was when a few failed academics (you can tell that they failed, of course, because they edit Wikipedia) decided that fun word association wasn't rigorous enough. Everyone who supports this is a bigger pseud than the literal retards who think that the influences box says something profound: