Dumb Shit on Wikipedia

I noticed this tacked on to the article about the classic "Romanes eunt domus" scene from Monty Python's Life of Brian. You know, the Latin grammar lesson scene. (link)

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It's just making fun of how Latin teachers acted in British schools, it's not that deep.
Troons making everything about themselves, water is wet, etc
 
Pretty much every article on every unga bunga tribe is like this, what with the ballwashing "muh 10,000 years of CULTURE" and the special and unique artisanry and all that, but the one on the Nupe takes the cake:
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However, Nupe as a group and polity have a rich history dating back to 9,000 B.C. or 40,000 years ago in the Middle Niger and Niger-Benue confluence areas.
Das rite! Despite not showing up in the historical record till the 18th century, deez niggas older than Cro-Magnon, the oral records say so, it must be true!:story:
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Nice bit of we wuzzery in the talk page to top it off, glad to know ingerlund shares such a venerable heritage.
 
Amazing article about some bullshit that literally barely even happens.
The talk page contains a very retarded argument over what actually qualifies as Icelandic banana production. It might also be the most polite line of disagreement ever had (or could be had) by two wiki contributors.
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>Iceland being self-sufficient in bananas
fucking kek
 
Pretty much every article on every unga bunga tribe is like this, what with the ballwashing "muh 10,000 years of CULTURE" and the special and unique artisanry and all that, but the one on the Nupe takes the cake:
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Apparently this page’s passionate editors also don’t know how to spell “cavalry”. WE WUZ NUPE CAVARLY! DAS RITE!
 
The talk page contains a very retarded argument over what actually qualifies as Icelandic banana production. It might also be the most polite line of disagreement ever had (or could be had) by two wiki contributors.
I love that there are actually autistic arguments, without malice and apparently between people of good intent, about the realities of growing bananas in Iceland.

It's almost too quaint and charming to call retarded. It's actually sweet and innocent, and harks back to a kinder, gentler era of the Internet, when we reserved death and rape threats to matters that were actually important, like console wars between Sega and Nintendo.
 
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Real "we have always been at war with Eurasia" vibes.

A perfect summarization of the insidious nature of modern journalism and wikipedia:

Some Think Thank makes up some bullshit
Journalists report on said Bullshit
Wikipedos parrot the journalists
Think Tank now arbiter of truth, since they are on the side of the "consensus"
 
Pretty much every article on every unga bunga tribe is like this, what with the ballwashing "muh 10,000 years of CULTURE" and the special and unique artisanry and all that, but the one on the Nupe takes the cake:
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Das rite! Despite not showing up in the historical record till the 18th century, deez niggas older than Cro-Magnon, the oral records say so, it must be true!:story:
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Nice bit of we wuzzery in the talk page to top it off, glad to know ingerlund shares such a venerable heritage.
Presumably extensive history, but only the period between 1700's-today is mentioned. The article dismantles itself.

I decided to search other ethnic groups who are prone to claiming the title of proginators of the entire universe, and surprisingly the english article for my beloved countrymen is exempt from such claims:
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^This is more or less correct;
For those who don't get it: Kazakh propagandists like to paint their nation as ancient and ever-present, later spawning other turkic groups. While in reality they were a clump of multiple turkic tribes united by two Uzbek sultans.

More funsies about negroes - I've went through links in the "Ethnic groups of Nigeria" section, and found this one:
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What's so funny about it? Most links lead to more (usually two or four) page links, which are all about films or writings about the "Fula" people, with no actual article describing them in a tangible way. It's almost like those made-up small nationalities from the USSR.
 
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Real "we have always been at war with Eurasia" vibes.
Russia and China back Iran, which backs terrorists in the Middle East, as well as that we all know about what Russia does on the Internet with their troll farms. China and Russia also back North Korea, which is basically organized crime the country due to the sex trafficking, forging of Supernotes, and meth production, as well as cybercrime. It's valid.

Ljl at "anti imperialist" when Russia is waging an imperialist war in Ukraine right now tho.
 
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