Dumb Shit on Wikipedia

[Burgerasssand]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_production_in_Iceland

 

[GilaCutter]

I noticed this tacked on to the article about the classic "Romanes eunt domus" scene from Monty Python's Life of Brian. You know, the Latin grammar lesson scene. (link)

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It's just making fun of how Latin teachers acted in British schools, it's not that deep.

Troons making everything about themselves, water is wet, etc

 

[Mound Dweller]

Pretty much every article on every unga bunga tribe is like this, what with the ballwashing "muh 10,000 years of CULTURE" and the special and unique artisanry and all that, but the one on the Nupe takes the cake:

However, Nupe as a group and polity have a rich history dating back to 9,000 B.C. or 40,000 years ago in the Middle Niger and Niger-Benue confluence areas.

Das rite! Despite not showing up in the historical record till the 18th century, deez niggas older than Cro-Magnon, the oral records say so, it must be true!

Nice bit of we wuzzery in the talk page to top it off, glad to know ingerlund shares such a venerable heritage.

 

[AnOminous]

It gives the bread a very intense aura

Its smug aura mocks me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_production_in_Iceland

Amazing article about some bullshit that literally barely even happens.

 

[Burgerasssand]

Amazing article about some bullshit that literally barely even happens.

The talk page contains a very retarded argument over what actually qualifies as Icelandic banana production. It might also be the most polite line of disagreement ever had (or could be had) by two wiki contributors.

>Iceland being self-sufficient in bananas
fucking kek

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

 

[scathefire]

Pretty much every article on every unga bunga tribe is like this, what with the ballwashing "muh 10,000 years of CULTURE" and the special and unique artisanry and all that, but the one on the Nupe takes the cake:
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Apparently this page’s passionate editors also don’t know how to spell “cavalry”. WE WUZ NUPE CAVARLY! DAS RITE!

 

[AnOminous]

The talk page contains a very retarded argument over what actually qualifies as Icelandic banana production. It might also be the most polite line of disagreement ever had (or could be had) by two wiki contributors.

I love that there are actually autistic arguments, without malice and apparently between people of good intent, about the realities of growing bananas in Iceland.

It's almost too quaint and charming to call retarded. It's actually sweet and innocent, and harks back to a kinder, gentler era of the Internet, when we reserved death and rape threats to matters that were actually important, like console wars between Sega and Nintendo.