Dusty Files 2 - First official contact with Phil.

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MMX said:
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I love that top message
It makes him sound life gay jewish robocop
We shall never know his secret 4th directive
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Steal from the cis to give to the poor, because Dusty is actually gay Jewish Robin Hood in his own mind. Getting his salmon-gutting mitts on some sweet Kiwi cash.

Dusty's stories become more believable when you assume they end with a silent "and then my character earned 100 experience."
 
cwcproquo said:
Dusty's stories become more believable when you assume they end with a silent "and then my character earned 100 experience."
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I wonder with his mythical footlong what he get's people to roll for anal circumference.... maybe that's how he gut's people like a Salmon.
 
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Ravenor said:
I wonder with his mythical footlong he get's people to roll for anal circumference.... maybe that's how he gut's people like a Salmon.
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When are we getting the third part of the dusty files?
 
Lugal said:
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Redeem him... if possible
Crush him... if necessary
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That's Steven Seagal when he was still fit. You need current Seagal for this situation.

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Honestly this is such a failure at being meta

Dusty if you're reading this use your disability check to buy some rope
 
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