Dynastia Copypasta - For all your "tough guy needs"

Cinderblock said:
Dopy: Your postings of great walls of :autism: will get the attention of the White House. I suspect Trump will hire you to make walls of text big enough to keep the immigrants out and his approval ratings sky high.
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I was actually on your side until this shit happened, @Cinderblock. That's over now. I'm going to start start continuously trying to get you fired from whatever pathetic, degrading, minimum-wage jobs you can manage to find. You'd better get used to mindless, underpaid shitkicking work fit for ex-convicts and drug addicts, because I'm going to ensure every single workplace you ever manage to find yourself in becomes aware of your past history, from misogyny, to holocaust denial, to threatening to gas jews over the internet. If they continue to employ you I'm going to singlehandedly astroturf them with letter-writing campaigns and SEO-bomb their brand name with shocking exposes on the type of person they hire.

I'm not going to stop there, though. I'm going to go after your husband. I'm going to go after your parents and their bull. I'm going to go after every single member of your extended family, your friends (not lmao), I'm going to dox and ruin anyone who so much as leaves you an encouraging message on myspace. I'm going to pay to have the graves of your ancestors visited by your mother and pissed on. I am going to devote hours of every day in my worthless, empty life to making you suffer, and I'm going to do this relentlessly for decades, and I'm going to call in all my chips and have all of the heaviest hitters here join me in this relentless crusade. I am going to turn your entire existence into a never-ending carousel of being fucked in every way it's possible to anonymously fuck a person within the confines of the law, and I am never, ever going to stop because I am a severely handsome sociopath with no sense of proportion and nothing better to do with my life.
 
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I don't hate you, OP. I hate this fucking world for daring to allow such an utterly pathetic and disgusting creature as you to exist in it. I swear by all my ancestors with the gods themselves as my witnesses that I will find you and put you through the most unimaginable hell ever envisioned by the depraved minds of the most detestable madmen in human history. Your life will become a pit of suffering and anguish the likes of which you cannot fathom even should you live to be a thousand years old. The myriad of tortures I intend to inflict upon you will leave you disfigured in body, mind and soul until you exist as nothing but a pale shadow of humanity and the embodiment of all earthly sin. When I have finished with my vengeance your friends will abandon you, your family will shun you and your own countrymen will hunt you like a dog for daring to taint this planet with your despicable presence.
 
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