E3 2018 - A year of Mobile Games, Dancing Pandas, and Homeless Banjo Players - Did E3 2018 make all your dreams/nightmares come true?

What will happen at E3 2018

  • Ubisoft sacrifices a baby on stage to the tune of Earth, Wind and Fire's "September"

    Votes: 70 30.6%

  • EA conference is a 30-minute montage of sports games followed by 20 minutes of bald-faced lies.

    Votes: 149 65.1%

  • Bethesda announces their own console just so they can release Skyrim for the fifteenth time.

    Votes: 91 39.7%

  • Sony announces PS5 and half a dozen third-person adventure games with a grubby looking protagonist.

    Votes: 70 30.6%

  • Microsoft announces they bought Steam. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW.

    Votes: 48 21.0%

  • Nintendo's shows a jpg of the title of the next Earthbound game, internet implodes.

    Votes: 93 40.6%
  • Total voters
    229
I gave Bethesda an A on their conference, to be honest. It was just full of games. Now, Wolfenstein looks like its strayed a little too far from where I'd want it to be (co-op emphasis, not playing as BJ, etc,) as has Fallout, and TES and Starfield don't have release dates, let alone gameplay, release years or even subtitles yet. But.... as far as games go they've announced something from pretty much every continuing series they own. I don't know how that gets them anything but an A.

Also, Fallout's corpse has been thoroughly raped by now, 76 can't be any worse than 3 was.
 
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I'm curious to see how Fallout 76 works out, but I cannot blame the fans here or elsewhere for being more than a little salty at the prospects. Won't be preordering it, that's for sure.

Stoked for Doom Eternal. I was late to the party, but I REALLY liked the Doom reboot, as it captured the frantic pace of older shooters nicely.

The sobbing over #MechAmericaGreatAgain is music to my ears. If Devolver stays the course I may be preordering MWC:XD.
 
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For those interested, the Square Enix conference is set to begin in a few minutes. I'm at work so I'm gonna sit this one out, but I'm sure there'll be more than a half dozen streams available.
 
Only 2 announcements .
A Platinum game by the name of Babylon Falls.
And a hack-n-slash(?) by the name of Quiet man.
 
Sparky Lurker said:
Only 2 announcements .
A Platinum game by the name of Babylon Falls.
And a hack-n-slash(?) by the name of Quiet man.
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You know what would've been an amazing move? Square-Enix announcing a remake of this gem:

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But it'll never happen because this game didn't do well in sales even though it's an amazing game (in my honest opinion at least).
 
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Adolf Von Merkel said:
Rayman or Prince of Persia.
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*sigh*

Rayman was a light of my pre 5 year old childhood. Prince of Persia (the Sands of Time trilogy) was my favouriteist game of my tween-early teen hood to the point where just hearing soundtrack from the first game has a 20% chance of sending me on an hour long nostalgia introspection tour

But they died. Let them stay dead. Dont rape their corpses ubisoft. you got plenty of irrelevent shit you can pedal without disturbing the dead
 
Dogs can't look up said:
SquareEnix could have saved everyone's time and just posted a link to their YouTube channel. Or posted a notice, for 45 min, that read "Sony Conference: 6PM PT / 9PM ET - All of our good shit will be there. Please be excited.".
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Honestly, the best part of the Square Enix presentation was their relative lack of soybeards and danger hairs. They still had a few, but they didn't make them stand on a stage scared shitless attempting to make canned jokes as an attempt to warm up the audience for a fucking MMO or Mobile game trailer.
 
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