E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Jonah Hill poster]

Is there any info on who is behind this new streaming platform?

Only thing I saw so far was this:

Binge has already made some high-profile hires. It brought on Allan Ungar, who directed the Uncharted Live Action Fan Film, as its chief content officer. The company has reportedly already reached out to other content creators and publishers to prep for the platform’s launch in 2022.

 

[X Pac Heat]

PS3 had a much weaker launch lineup

PS5's launch lineup is mostly games you can get on other systems...

 

[whatever I feel like]

It wasn't just that. E3 changed as well.

One of my favourite bits of old E3 was hearing about the weird and obscure things at Kentia Hall. That got less coverage over time, then disappeared. Journalists might also be to blame. Articles about wandering the show floor were replaced with booked interviews and coverage of AAA games exclusively. It makes sense if that's what most people are in to, but it hurt E3 coverage overall.

At it's core, E3 was an advertisement event. You could argue it was a big party and celebration of games, but advertising all the same. Enjoying it unironically was fine, as seen by the nostalgia of people here. But even if E3 returned to it's glory days, it would be swamped with consoomer bugmen and no-fun-allowed activists.


Let me introduce you to Nintendo of America and Nintendo Treehouse.

The LA convention center tore down Kentia hall and replaced it with a parking garage. That's why you don't hear about that anymore.

 

[Radical Cadre]

I would really like to see a sequel to ARMS. It's one of the best new series to come out in a while. The game is simple enough to learn but the skill ceiling is really, really high.

If you ever have a chance to play it with other people all in the same room, do so. Things get real hype, real fast.

 

[Pissmaster]

please don't take this as a personal insult @Radical Cadre, i just wanted to make something funny

 

[Dom Cruise]

Muh diversity but the only mostly non-white country in that list besides japan is colombia which I bet will get zero input nor will be consulted at all not even if they are making a game based on latino culture or a latino location. They are the underpaid overworked codemonkeys to which all the trash games get outsourced to so cunts like doucet dont have to do any actual work

Damn she THICC

As for hipsters I think the biggest irony is that those are the same preppy faggots that used to make fun of vidya and gamers, same with gamer girls

But when they smell money they flock there, and hipsters might be insufferable shits but they are really good at networking like most sociopaths are so of course they manage to climb the corporate ladder faster than the aspie programmer who been working there for two decades

Looking back from the very beginning hipster faggots like Phil Fish started showing up they were absolute faggots even if they didn't come on strong with the politics right out of the gate.

One thing that really pisses me off from back then is how many of those types slammed Japanese games and developers and acted like their "le 8 bit indie game" was so much better.

But as soon as people got a stick up their ass about "muh WAHMEN AND VIDEO GAMES!" things got so much worse.

It's funny how much nerds hated hipsters right from the very start, before it got all political, but it was just clear there's a fundamental difference between people like nerds and people like hipsters, just self centered, pretentious and full of shit people.

FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE U.S. DOLLARS

(five hundred and ninety nine u.s. dollars)

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that Cammy has an amazing ass.

Capcom found the perfect woman for it, unfortunately I don't think we know what her name was.

I wonder if she really was the last booth babe? It says it all that you could still get away with that sort of thing in 2015, 2015 was the transitionary year where things were getting pretty Woke, but it had yet to become a full on nightmare.

 

[Radical Cadre]

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please don't take this as a personal insult @Radical Cadre, i just wanted to make something funny

I feel you. I also want Joycon drift to be fixed. Because of it I stopped using them years ago, opting for the pro controller. But that also gets drift. Ha!

ARMS definitely needs a sequel though. The complaints about the first game being a little lite on content are kind of on the mark. It would benefit from being revisited and expanded.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I feel you. I also want Joycon drift to be fixed. Because of it I stopped using them years ago, opting for the pro controller. But that also gets drift. Ha!

ARMS definitely needs a sequel though. The complaints about the first game being a little lite on content are kind of on the mark. It would benefit from being revisited and expanded.

The sequel to Arms would be hands, the prequel would be shoulders.

 

[whatever I feel like]

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please don't take this as a personal insult @Radical Cadre, i just wanted to make something funny

SNES boxart is uncannily accurate.

Looking back from the very beginning hipster faggots like Phil Fish started showing up they were absolute faggots even if they didn't come on strong with the politics right out of the gate.

One thing that really pisses me off from back then is how many of those types slammed Japanese games and developers and acted like their "le 8 bit indie game" was so much better.

But as soon as people got a stick up their ass about "muh WAHMEN AND VIDEO GAMES!" things got so much worse.

It's funny how much nerds hated hipsters right from the very start, before it got all political, but it was just clear there's a fundamental difference between people like nerds and people like hipsters, just self centered, pretentious and full of shit people.


RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!


Capcom found the perfect woman for it, unfortunately I don't think we know what her name was.

I wonder if she really was the last booth babe? It says it all that you could still get away with that sort of thing in 2015, 2015 was the transitionary year where things were getting pretty Woke, but it had yet to become a full on nightmare.

Right around 2010 was the nadir of Japanese game development, handheld-centric tripe, moe blobs, default usage of the claw, long delays and lots of cancelled projects, Square on the XIII-train and Nintendo in full on waggle-mode. Phil was right on that and I am glad he didn't hold back. Thankfully Fromsoft was there to point in a new direction.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Right around 2010 was the nadir of Japanese game development, handheld-centric tripe, moe blobs, default usage of the claw, long delays and lots of cancelled projects, Square on the XIII-train and Nintendo in full on waggle-mode. Phil was right on that and I am glad he didn't hold back. Thankfully Fromsoft was there to point in a new direction.

It's true around 2010 was a bad time for it, but I feel that guys like Fish were slamming Japanese games as a whole, not just games of that moment, this was tied in with hipster faggots taking a dislike to Japanese culture as a whole around that time, peep Ninja Theory and DMC.

I know what you mean though, it was a terrible time for Japanese games, but guys like Fish rubbed me the wrong way with how they went about criticizing it and that whole type of dude rubbed me the wrong way in general, pretentious is the word.

What does "default usage of the claw" mean?

 

[whatever I feel like]

It's true around 2010 was a bad time for it, but I feel that guys like Fish were slamming Japanese games as a whole, not just games of that moment, this was tied in with hipster faggots taking a dislike to Japanese culture as a whole around that time, peep Ninja Theory and DMC.

I know what you mean though, it was a terrible time for Japanese games, but guys like Fish rubbed me the wrong way with how they went about criticizing it and that whole type of dude rubbed me the wrong way in general, pretentious is the word.

What does "default usage of the claw" mean?

Monster Hunter's default control style, at the time, had you positioning your fingers in a weird way, where you used the d-pad, with your left index finger, for camera controls, and then moved with your left thumb on the circle-pad/left stick. It was called "the claw" and looks like image attached. Some Japanese games either had that as the only control style or had two separate ones, with the claw for J-gamers and normal controls for everyone else (still bad because it is a waste of development assets and throws off the "feel" of a game if all of the playtesters giving feedback were using an alternate control style.) Not everything from Japan is better than western stuff and the claw was trash. I think that even Mon Hun has moved away from it with World though, so that battle is finally won.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Monster Hunter's default control style, at the time, had you positioning your fingers in a weird way, where you used the d-pad, with your left index finger, for camera controls, and then moved with your left thumb on the circle-pad/left stick. It was called "the claw" and looks like image attached. Some Japanese games either had that as the only control style or had two separate ones, with the claw for J-gamers and normal controls for everyone else (still bad because it is a waste of development assets and throws off the "feel" of a game if all of the playtesters giving feedback were using an alternate control style.) Not everything from Japan is better than western stuff and the claw was trash. I think that even Mon Hun has moved away from it with World though, so that battle is finally won.

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Weird. I just rub my massive, hard cock over the A button to press it fast.

 

[X Pac Heat]

It's funny how much nerds hated hipsters right from the very start, before it got all political, but it was just clear there's a fundamental difference between people like nerds and people like hipsters, just self centered, pretentious and full of shit people.

I don't know how it is elsewhere, but around here Hipsters have completely taken over the used game market due to so many used media stores taking on retro gaming and are absolutely insufferable.

One guy owns a store and will constantly post stuff he has and just call it garbage or make comments about how he needs to invest in a trash compactor. The last one he posted was literally Paper Mario Thousand Year Door, Donkey Konga 1 and 2 and the X-Men 3 game and he just titled the post "Gamecube Garbage". Someone asked how much for Paper Mario and he says 100 bucks.

Like WTF? Is there some hipster retro joke I'm not getting or are they just trying to be the cool kids by thinking everything sucks while enjoying the huge markup with retro?

 

[whatever I feel like]

I don't know how it is elsewhere, but around here Hipsters have completely taken over the used game market due to so many used media stores taking on retro gaming and are absolutely insufferable.

One guy owns a store and will constantly post stuff he has and just call it garbage or make comments about how he needs to invest in a trash compactor. The last one he posted was literally Paper Mario Thousand Year Door, Donkey Konga 1 and 2 and the X-Men 3 game and he just titled the post "Gamecube Garbage". Someone asked how much for Paper Mario and he says 100 bucks.

Like WTF? Is there some hipster retro joke I'm not getting or are they just trying to be the cool kids by thinking everything sucks while enjoying the huge markup with retro?

You aren't perhaps austistic are you? Because that strikes me as an obvious joke.

 

[X Pac Heat]

You aren't perhaps austistic are you? Because that strikes me as an obvious joke.

The jokes pretty fucking gay, especially after the 50th time. Then again, what else should I expect from hipster faggots?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

It seems like calling your product garbage would be a bad thing to do if you're running a business, regardless of if it is a joke or not.

Then again, every hipster ran used VHS/DVD/Music/Game store I've ever been to hasn't seemed that focused on actually running a business so this sounds pretty typical.

 

[No One of Note]

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please don't take this as a personal insult @Radical Cadre, i just wanted to make something funny

Nintendo Hardware was actually so shit that due to a class-action lawsuit, they had to offer a free repair service

Joy-Con Repairs

en-americas-support.nintendo.com

 

[Michael Wade]

Don't be bigoted, it's against my religious beliefs
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But after the macross deal was finalized Sony stood to benefit from both parties coming to the table and they've had the rights to a macross movie, merch, and media releases for eons at this point and all they've been able to do is sit on them and do nothing major with them due to the legal issues that plagued the IP. So since Macross can now be allowed to make money in other areas of the world now, people put two and two together.

I can buy it. It's not entirely likely, but it might explain why they've delayed announcing the next super robot wars so they can ram in something macross related.

 

[Pissmaster]

I don't know how it is elsewhere, but around here Hipsters have completely taken over the used game market due to so many used media stores taking on retro gaming and are absolutely insufferable.

One guy owns a store and will constantly post stuff he has and just call it garbage or make comments about how he needs to invest in a trash compactor. The last one he posted was literally Paper Mario Thousand Year Door, Donkey Konga 1 and 2 and the X-Men 3 game and he just titled the post "Gamecube Garbage". Someone asked how much for Paper Mario and he says 100 bucks.

Like WTF? Is there some hipster retro joke I'm not getting or are they just trying to be the cool kids by thinking everything sucks while enjoying the huge markup with retro?

Start making it a thing where you reply to every one of those posts with offers to trade your trash for his

"I have a shattered iPhone 5 with a few games installed, i'll trade you that for shitty ass paper mario"

"i have an old dell inspirion i pulled out of my neighbors garbage can, it makes a screeching noise and smells weird when you turn it on but im sure its fine, ill give you that for paper mario"

"i've got some old clothes i'm throwing out, i scrubbed all the piss driblets out of the underwear so they're clean as a whistle, give u that for paper mario"

"still got half of my baloney sandwich here, ill give oyu that for paper mario but the offers going quick, u got 5 minutes bucko"

 

[Marissa Moira]

I don't know how it is elsewhere, but around here Hipsters have completely taken over the used game market due to so many used media stores taking on retro gaming and are absolutely insufferable.

One guy owns a store and will constantly post stuff he has and just call it garbage or make comments about how he needs to invest in a trash compactor. The last one he posted was literally Paper Mario Thousand Year Door, Donkey Konga 1 and 2 and the X-Men 3 game and he just titled the post "Gamecube Garbage". Someone asked how much for Paper Mario and he says 100 bucks.

Like WTF? Is there some hipster retro joke I'm not getting or are they just trying to be the cool kids by thinking everything sucks while enjoying the huge markup with retro?

The ironic thing was when gamecube was current you could get most titles for under 20 bucks easily. Even Promo stuff like the Zelda anthology promo discs were being sold for a few bucks.

The system rotted on shelves and I got Donkey konga 1 and 2 with the bongos for 9 bucks. When gamestop liquidated the games they sold them for 75-90% off and tied a BOGO deal to them.