E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

Who won E3 2021?

  • Ubisoft

    Votes: 1 0.3%
  • Gearbox Software

    Votes: 1 0.3%
  • Square Enix

    Votes: 3 0.8%
  • PC Gaming Show

    Votes: 1 0.3%
  • Capcom

    Votes: 2 0.5%
  • Nintendo

    Votes: 303 76.7%
  • Bandai Namco

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • Guerrilla Collective

    Votes: 1 0.3%
  • Summer Game Fest

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • IGN Expo

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Wholesome Games

    Votes: 1 0.3%
  • Devolver Digital

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • UploadVR

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Limited Run Games

    Votes: 3 0.8%
  • Future Games

    Votes: 1 0.3%
  • Steam

    Votes: 7 1.8%
  • EA Play

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Microsoft + Bethesda

    Votes: 37 9.4%
  • Others

    Votes: 19 4.8%

  • Total voters
    395
1. the other thing about woke companies is that is nice to have principles, but that can easily work against you in the long run - imagine EA actually making a somewhat good game, but no one buying because EA=bad (of course fucking up their reputation is on them in the first place and to some degree they deserve to get fucked for it), but if you don't support the good stuff, what does that signal to companies that want to sell shit? don't get me wrong, there's only so much you can do since voting with your wallet won't make much of a difference, but a least you might get some enjoyable games out of it.

2. speaking of woke and since you mention it, ubisoft is something to watch out for. after the #metoo hubbub last year they doubled down hard with the pandering - plus they're french, swedes and leafcucks, so expect no brakes on that train. their "making games for gamers" was to a large part down to those "sexist boys club" execs and devs which mandated shit like that will actually sell (among other stuff like everything needing to be open world, so take it as you will). with the danger hairs who don't play games in charge I expect their future output to be even worse than 2019.


3. anthem's gameplay once you ignored/finished the story was actually quite good and hardly comparable to the rest out there - not that most people would know since the launch was shit and then the memes did the rest. andromeda had the same issue as far as I've heard. they really need to get rid of their shit-tier writers (which mostly jumped ship to destiny and sony/CDPR anyway tho) and clean house, they are not completely unsalvagable, but steadily going towards that point.
1. Which was why i bought AC Valhalla and poured a disgusting amount of time into the game and it's DLC as it gave me the ability to play Male/Female protagonist like the early days of Bioware and I was cool with both the gameplay and plot.

2. Watch Dog legions DLC is terrible and didn't buy it or will be buying FC6 as it looks fucking shit all dumb regards that the main bad guy I'd watch him talk to me about growing petunias in Kansas as he's damn good.

3. I loved the gameplay of Anthem but the "end game" was terrible. Outriders has more endgame than Anthem and that was a hilariously fun game I play off and on when I'm bored. I was there for Anthem's entire life cycle till it's death and it went into that EA deathpit with the rest. I bought Andromeda day one and it was as bad as all the youtube videos show you. I will not buy ME: Legendary edition nor the new dragon age as I'm 100% sure it'll be pure trash full of poz'd and trans garbage again like Inquisition was. Fuck 'em all. Get the goddamn writers to Hotline: Miami and put them in charge of writing as that was better than the end of ME:3 and Andromeda.
 
What's with all the pessimism? After the other presentations, Nintendo would have to go out of their way to make theirs terrible.
The numbers don't lie. This is the absolute state of E3.

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What amounts to the Indian head test pattern has been up for three minutes and there's over 100k watching. But yeah, as the meme goes: at this point Nintendo can do nothing and win. And they're going to do at least something, so victory is all-but-assured.
 
Nintendo is the only showcase I really care about since the Switch is all I have (other than my PC). My biggest wish, which I'm sure will never happen, is Donkey Kong 64 remaster but even then, that's more for nostalgia reasons than anything. And since I still play New Horizons I'm hoping for a good, big update but I doubt that will happen too.
 
The numbers don't lie. This is the absolute state of E3.

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What amounts to the Indian head test pattern has been up for three minutes and there's over 100k watching. But yeah, as the meme goes: at this point Nintendo can do nothing and win. And they're going to do at least something, so victory is all-but-assured.
so it's literal that luigi meme where he wins by doing nothing at all...
dammit, nintendo can't fuck this up even if they tried. the numbers don't lie. even with esport cocksucking (which they hardly do and barely for splatoon) to bore people to death like yesterday, nintendo can't lose.
and sony won by not showing up at all. fucking hell the absolute state of gaming in 2021.
welp, youtube chat is ballistic. wew
 
Except Sony are the ones doing nothing at all.
sony folk need a break after that steam porting announcement.
if they went to E3 they'd be just saying "oh look all these games you can play on steam in the future..."
Nintendo will mostly likely win E3 simply by how much salt they produce after everyone hypes them up to be the savior because "they can't fuck it up" and then they end up fucking it up.

But hey, If the fanboys end up being happy then good for them I guess. I'm keeping my expectations super super low.
nintendoboys and smashfags will always be angry at nintendo no matter what. i'll just check later what the fuck are they remaking again and if there is new games. that's all really.
 
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