E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Love Machine]

where is the Metroid prime 4 info?

Bro they just restarted development last year, you wont see shit unironically till 2025

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

Nintendo is the only one who actually had an E3 presentation.

 

[Blackhole]

HOLY SHIT BOTW2,BOTW2,BOTW2
NINTENDO PLEASE I'M GONNA COOM

 

[The Last Stand]

Playable clock!

 

[Tour of Italy]

In Morrowind, one of the absolute nerdiest games in existence, there’s an Easter egg where if you have the sword Goldbrand, you can convert it into a new item called “Elton Brand” the name of a Duke basketball star, as long as your character has 11171 gold, 111-71 being the final score of Duke’s greatest victory.

Mark Nelson put a reference to Duke basketball in Morrowind, and that will never not be weird to me.

I think about it a lot; it’s a weird kind of dissonance that shows that the people who made a game with the some of the most autistic fantasy writing in existence were still fundamentally part of the normal culture.

That kind of developer doesn’t exist anymore, at least not in the west. Game writers who bridge that gap between the normal and the fantastical don’t exist anymore. The people making games, and honestly most media, are not drawing from life experiences; they're drawing from their own warped relationship with media and their place in a society that’s increasingly disconnected from reality.

The suits will say make whatever the fuck will milk people for the most money.

The artists will cram as much of their idiotic worldview in as possible.

The industry needs more Mark Nelsons who’ll say “Ken, the Ashlanders are a really creative concept, but people are going to going to be wondering what the fuck a Netch is, so we have to do this right”.

Not directly E3 related, but something that’s been on my mind and the discussion in this thread reminded me of it.

 

[Gru]

BOTW 2!

 

[Radical Cadre]

YEA YEA YAE YEA YAE

GET HYPE

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

BOTW 2 OH SHIIIIIIIT

 

[King Dedede]

Bruh no Botw2?? They better be lying about "last announcement

Nvm

 

[Bunny Tracks]

So, gentlemen, in conclusion we have:

NEW SMT

NEW DANGANRONPA PORTS AND NEW GAME

NEW WARIOWARE

NEW METROID

FATAL FRAME 5 COMING TO THE WEST

AN ADVANCED WARS REMAKE

A TEKKEN CHARACTER IN SMASH BROS

AND NEW BOTW2 FOOTAGE

ARE WE TIRED OF WINNING YET?!

 

[Love Machine]

Oh noo... it looks kino bros

 

[Bluey]

Wario Ware
That RPG
Metroid since it comes out around my birthday.
Advance Wars
What I like so far and that nifty little Game and Watch. I have the Mario one, but I use that as my bed clock due to my old clock broke.

 

[Chiri]

Hahahaha the first few seconds of BOTW2 already deboonked Zelda being playable

 

[Radical Cadre]

Oh fuck. That already looks legit.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

YUZU DEVS HURRY UP AND GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

 

[Stoneheart]

Bro they just restarted development last year, you wont see shit unironically till 2025

They will use it in the end of year direct.

 

[Love Machine]

His pony tail is gone?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

NEXT YEAR CONFIRMED.*

Subject to change indefinitely

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Nintendo bros I kneel

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

I like how Nintendo just showed up to E3 and dragged their balls across every western publisher and developers face.

This is how you do E3.