E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

Does anyone else think Metroid Dread and Advance Wars look cheap? I just watched their trailers again. The original GBA Advance Wars had some of the best sprite art on the system and this one is just simple plastic polygon models with vectorized character portraits that move awkwardly. With Dread it's not even the upscaled 3DS style visuals so much, but the visual aesthetic for the environments. Kinda boring. Granted that was just the first area.

 

[Bastard_Call]

Smashfags aren't going to like the prediction I have for their final character in their final fighter pass

Spoiler: Final Fighter

>Blue Hair like Marth from Fire Emblem
>Sword(hand)
He's in
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He?

 

[Gensou Hadou]

After all that the 2021 release I'm most interested in is a monster hunter spinoff sequel.

I agree. People aren't giving Monster Hunter Stories enough credit. Thing is, when the trailers say things like "Epic monsties" and "I love my monstie," can you blame them? The first one was surprisingly good and I'm excited for the sequel.

 

[Titos]

The fact that there was no Bayo 3 trailer tells me that it's in dev hell.

 

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Does anyone else think Metroid Dread and Advance Wars look cheap? I just watched their trailers again. The original GBA Advance Wars had some of the best sprite art on the system and this one is just simple plastic polygon models with vectorized character portraits that move awkwardly. With Dread it's not even the upscaled 3DS style visuals so much, but the visual aesthetic for the environments. Kinda boring. Granted that was just the first area.

Part of me hopes Dread will be 39.99 but I’m not stupid enough to believe that.

 

[X Pac Heat]

Does anyone else think Metroid Dread and Advance Wars look cheap? I just watched their trailers again. The original GBA Advance Wars had some of the best sprite art on the system and this one is just simple plastic polygon models with vectorized character portraits that move awkwardly. With Dread it's not even the upscaled 3DS style visuals so much, but the visual aesthetic for the environments. Kinda boring. Granted that was just the first area.

It took them 19 fucking years. Lets hope to god Nintendo keeps the graphics simple and doesn't go into 4K Cinemavision mode like Sony.

(honestly, just looks like typical Nintendo style to me)

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

Part of me hopes Dread will be 39.99 but I’m not stupid enough to believe that.

It's not. Switch eShop lists it at $59.99

 

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It's not. Switch eShop lists it at $59.99

I know, but seeing how it’s a 3DS game basically I was hoping they’d surprise us.

oh well, I’ll get it when it’s on sale digitally.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

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LUL

GET FUCKED FAGS

Anime Swordsman and FIghting Game characters FOREVER.

Smashfags aren't going to like the prediction I have for their final character in their final fighter pass

I would legit walk around with an erection for a week just from the salt.

 

[SiccDicc]

tbf the only people who would watch Nintendo Treehouse for an extended period are probably insufferable weaboos.

What fucking weeaboo would want Treehouse's bullshit localization?

 

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LUL

GET FUCKED FAGS

Anime Swordsman and FIghting Game characters FOREVER.



I would legit walk around with an erection for a week just from the salt.

I want to see Scorpion added, then we will truly have a fighting game crossover.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I want to see Scorpion added, then we will truly have a fighting game crossover.

What about Sub Zero..didn't he use a sword in some games?

 

[Leaf-eon]

He?

Yes he. Bishie anime boys exist you know.

 

[X Pac Heat]

I want to see Scorpion added, then we will truly have a fighting game crossover

They should make it so when you attack him, sweat flies off.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Does anyone else think Metroid Dread and Advance Wars look cheap? I just watched their trailers again. The original GBA Advance Wars had some of the best sprite art on the system and this one is just simple plastic polygon models with vectorized character portraits that move awkwardly. With Dread it's not even the upscaled 3DS style visuals so much, but the visual aesthetic for the environments. Kinda boring. Granted that was just the first area.

Yesterday: ugh 2d bullshit sprite art sucks learn to render
Today: ugh 3d bullshit models suck learn to make spritesheets

(Im sure you didnt say anything I just think the juxtaposition is hilarious)

 

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What about Sub Zero..didn't he use a sword in some games?

Either one, just get one of the big two from MK. Knowing them, they stuff Liu Kang to keep with the slant eyed Bruce Lee shit they got going.

 

[Polyboros2]

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What worst is, this is going to be fucking true about Metroid Dread. The remake of Samus Returns was great and it sold like dogshit, the company that made it wanted to do a Fusion remake, Nintendo had them do 2 first and it bombed.

 

[Salubrious]

That whole Take Two conference exists to get shit on so the "Diversity Directors" can justify their jobs by whining about how gamers are sexist, racist, homophobic, ableist and transphobic because they didn't like the conference. Pretty good grift.

It really is a perfect cycle.

They say crazy shit and then any backlash in their mind justifies the crazy shit that they say.

 

[Cubanodun]

The ammount of racists on reddit and twitter complaining about how Japan omitted life is dank for fatal frame is amusing to no end

 

[Smug Chuckler]

What worst is, this is going to be fixing true shit Metroid Dread. The remake of Samus Returns was great and it sold like dogshit, the company that made it wanted to do a Fusion remake, Nintendo had them do 2 first and it bombed.

I think part of the reason why it bombed is it was advertised poorly and it came at the wrong time.