E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Radical Cadre]

The last surprise I genuinely felt at an E3 announcement was Flight Simulator in 2019, which kind of shows how bad E3's have been for the last few years

Yeah but you're a talking airplane so no shit.

 

[whatever I feel like]

The last surprise I genuinely felt at an E3 announcement was Flight Simulator in 2019, which kind of shows how bad E3's have been for the last few years

I used to list Flight Simulator under the want part of the MS section of my E3 report card every year. Funnily enough, either the year it was announced or the year before I had given up and left it off. And not only did they do it, but somehow they had a crummy journeyman studio do it and have it turn out way better than any other "game-y" flight sim on the market. It was a real coup for Microsoft, got a bunch of GotYs and was basically the only thing their console had going for it that Christmas season. My brother even came around trying to bum a flight stick off me to use with it, and he both doesn't own an Xbox or typically care about plane games.

 

[Delicious Result]

Story shouldn't be a focus in a Sonic game whatsoever. It's a blue hedgehog collecting rings and fighting some fat fuck named Eggman.

When they turn Sonic into an RPG, maybe I'll change my mind on that. I'll still think it's stupid as fuck though.

but Sonic isn't Mario. part of what made Sonic unique compared to Mario was that there was like more lore, characters and worlds and stuff. it made it more interesting. atleast to me.

 

[HumanHive]

Remaster Fallout 1 and 2. Change nothing, just update the graphics and allow controller support. If they do a good job of that, they can make Kotor 3, remaster F:NV and then make another Fallout game.

Just for the love of God, take that game out of the hands of Bethesda. To see Fallout become a multiplayer game pisses on everything that is Fallout

You’re out of your mind if you think Fallout can escape its current AAA black hole and go back to basics.

 

[Radical Cadre]

You’re out of your mind if you think Fallout can escape its current AAA black hole and go back to basics.

Yeah a straight Fallout 1 and Fallout 2 remaster would probably cause them to lose sales on the next game because people will think that Fallout became gay or whatever the modern equivalent of that is.

 

[TVStactic]

The black host from the MS thing just memed himself.

" I'm ready for the danger zone" indeed.

seeing the presentation for forza mexicon i'm already cringing at this MF.
the negro dude say his inscription on the game about his friend being a terrible cook. i was going to do something and misheard him saying "i can't breathe".
a literal l4d2 game with skills, even the "get damaged get slower" thing. fucking hell... the team seems so sanitized, a black chick, a blasian girl, black power nigga and the old looking white dude, that resemble the l4d2 crew.

""it's similar""
that halo infinite part all i can think of is this:

 

[Gamepad]

seeing the presentation for forza mexicon i'm already cringing at this MF.
the negro dude say his inscription on the game about his friend being a terrible cook. i was going to do something and misheard him saying "i can't breathe".
a literal l4d2 game with skills, even the "get damaged get slower" thing. fucking hell... the team seems so sanitized, a black chick, a blasian girl, black power nigga and the old looking white dude, that resemble the l4d2 crew.


""it's similar""

At least Coach and Louis were funny. No words for Rochelle, though. She was a bitch.

 

[Becomemysoulreaver]

Will Splinter Cell even happen ever again? And if it does, can you move the bodies? Will they get rid of the kill everything button?

Tbh, I dont know if I want a new SC from modern Ubisoft, it would end up just being a shitty open world with same missions copypasted over and over, not to mention with therrible optimization.

 

[Billy Beer]

You’re out of your mind if you think Fallout can escape its current AAA black hole and go back to basics.

They can run both side by side. Wasteland 3 was a successful game and Fallout in that isometric style would be familiar with OG Fallout newbs. In the meantime they can keep adding F76 DLC for the Fauxllout fans

 

[Maurice Caine]

Will Splinter Cell even happen ever again? And if it does, can you move the bodies? Will they get rid of the kill everything button?

It won't happen because you can't pull a trans bipoc proud black womxn main character off in a fucking splinter cell game

 

[X Pac Heat]

Tbh, I dont know if I want a new SC from modern Ubisoft, it would end up just being a shitty open world with same missions copypasted over and over, not to mention with therrible optimization.

It'd be MGS V Phantom Pain but just as empty with 100x more bullshit to collect. Also controls way worse.

 

[Dom Cruise]

They can run both side by side. Wasteland 3 was a successful game and Fallout in that isometric style would be familiar with OG Fallout newbs. In the meantime they can keep adding F76 DLC for the Fauxllout fans

This is what I would like to see next is InXile make a Fallout spinoff in that style.

 

[Billy Beer]

This is what I would like to see next is InXile make a Fallout spinoff in that style.

W3 was the best Xbox exclusive last gen. InXile did a fantastic job and the soundtrack was one of the best i've heard in a long, long time.

InXile doing the graphics/artwork/soundtrack, while Obsidian do the writing and atmosphere/setting, would be an interesting combination.

 

[Becomemysoulreaver]

It'd be MGS V Phantom Pain but just as empty with 100x more bullshit to collect. Also controls way worse.

Mgs V levels are well designed if you take them as the missions areas and not as a full world, I highly doubt Ubisoft are capable of doing that

 

[Tor Lugosi]

The only half-way decent talent nuObsidian has left is Josh Sawyer and he spends his days being a quirky hipster on Twitter.

Expecting Obsidian to have any hand in a good Fallout game is just delusional at this point.

 

[Judge Dredd]

That's the kind of tweet you see when even the biggest asskissers can't say a single good thing about their side of the show. "BU-BU-BUT THEY TRIED THEIR VERY BEST!!!!!!!!!"

It's months and months of hard work to sit around and virtue signal a bunch of nonsense. Alright.

I notice this never applies to "problematic" things like Kingdom Come or The Last Night.

Why is there so much hate at Dread?
It doesn’t look bad at all. People are epic shit, as always.

Many have answered this, and there's even an entire thread about Nintendo fans. In short, the hardcore fans hate everything, and only care about nostalgic re-releases and complaining about Smash characters. I like Metroid, but it's not enough get me to buy a console that otherwise is of no interest to me.

Ahhhh, the memories of Sonicles. I still have the nightmares.

I wanted to play the Sonic RPG. I liked the GBA fighting game and All Star Racing Transformed was fantastic (beats Mario Kart at it's own game), SatAM was good, so a Sonic RPG sounded like a good idea. People say the game sucks, but they never get into specifics.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

People say the game sucks, but they never get into specifics.

90% of your controls are with the touch screen. This includes in-game battles in which you have to enter commands by following the circle with your stylus. They range from "press these circles quickly" to "trace this circle in this pattern". For some people, they have difficult with this because half the time the game will say they failed even though they were doing the correct motions. Think of the newer Mario & Luigi RPGs in which trying to do a super move means doing some retarded motion with the d-pad/motion controls, except instead of doing pitiful damage if you fail, it counts as a miss and the enemy won't get damaged at all.

The audio is ear-rape. Sound effects range from "wrongly-pitched" to "actual puke sounds when someone gets hit". The music is garbage because the developers couldn't get the rights to the music they wanted to use so they took some midis from some random sites and stuck them in the game (this is an actual thing that happened, no joke)

The story itself ends on a cliffhanger that never gets resolved because Ken Penders decided to ruin the fun for everyone by suing Sega and is the reason why we can't have nice things anymore. Long Story Short, other Echidna characters = Ken's copyrighted characters from his Archie Comic book. Thankfully Tikal and Knuckles were left untouched in the Sonic cannon, but legally speaking, all other echidna are Thanos'd out of the Sonic game lore forever. The irony is that the story was actually one of the few GOOD things about the game, as you were given choices on whether or not you can make Sonic an all-around good guy or a snarky asshole.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

It won't happen because you can't pull a trans bipoc proud black womxn main character off in a fucking splinter cell game

Blacklist was already a shitshow, why would anyone wish for this? I'm still pissed about what happened to Conviction. The game we saw at E3 07 looked a thousand times better than the travesty it morphed into.

 

[Peru oso donas]

The story itself ends on a cliffhanger that never gets resolved because Ken Penders decided to ruin the fun for everyone by suing Sega and is the reason why we can't have nice things anymore.

Don't forget said cliffhanger is Sonic and Tails talking about how totally awesome Bioware is, and no, i am not joking.

Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood - Ending

Includes all the credits (oh boy!)

youtu.be

 

[Cool Dog]

Worth noting that they're both owned by Microsoft now. There is a non-zero chance that Microsoft notices which fallout is still talked about and gives them another crack, even if only for DLC or something.

They could but I bet that cunt todd would show up saying that if obsidian gets to make fallout6 or whatever then he's gonna leave

Also I heard most of the old timers who made FNV left obsidian, which shows since the outer worlds sucked